Not Quite Kicked The Bucket

"I want to see my friends," Mark replied.

"Your classmates? The ones who were with you when you died?" Amia asked. "Certainly Lord. Which ones in particular?"

"Jacob and Andy," Mark replied.

"As you wish Lord," Amia said. She typed away on her PDA. "Very good Lord, please follow me."

Mr and Mrs Everill were sat at home watching TV, trying to take their minds off of their missing son. There was a knock at the door, and they ran to answer it, hoping for news about Dan. They opened it, and saw the two police officers who'd been talking to them about the case.

"What's happened?" Asked Mrs Everill, fearing the worst. The two policemen simply stepped aside, revealing Dan, who was wearing nothing but a long coat.

"DAN!" Both of his parents exclaimed as they saw him, before pulling him in for a 3-way hug.

"Mom, dad, let go of me!" Dan shouted.

"Thank God you're alright!" His mother shouted.

"What happened to you?" Asked his dad.

"I dunno," Dan replied.

"What do you mean you don't know?" Asked his dad.

"He was found by some hikers in the woods, naked and ****," one of the police officers explained. "He claims the last thing he remembers is going to school on Monday."

"I'm just glad he's okay!" said Mrs Everill.

"We'll need him to complete an official statement," the other policeman told them. "But that can wait. Just enjoy having him back now."

"Thank you so much!" Mrs Everill said to the police officers.

"Any time, ma'am," the first policeman said, before leaving.

Jacob and Andy were sat on a vast beach. They warm sands felt good on their butts, and the sound of the ocean felt good in their ears, as did the warm sun on their skin. Both of them had their legs spread, and were getting blowjobs from two teenage girls. Well, angels who looked like teenage girls. The pleasure was amazing, and the only thing stopped them from falling backwards and laying down was two more gorgeous angel girls, who were sat cuddling them from behind, stroking their chests and making out with them.

Suddenly, the girls stopped cuddling them, as they saw two figures approaching. They got on their hands and knees.

"Hey, what gives!?" Asked Jacob. "We didn't tell you to stop!" The two other girls then spotted the approaching figures, and stopped sucking the boys' cocks to get on their hands and knees. The two boys then noticed the two approaching figures. They recognised one of them.

"Mark!?" They both asked in unison.

"Hi guys," Mark replied.

"Looks like you finally kicked the bucket, eh?" Jacob smiled.

"Injuries get the better of you?" Andy asked.

"Not exactly," Mark said, he sat down next to them.

"Lord, do you wish me to leave?" Amia asked him.

"Yes please," Mark replied, and Amia left, right after she bowed.

"Hey you two," Andy said to the two girls they'd been making out with. "Go give Mark a nice welcome." The girls stayed put, bowing to Mark.

"Hey you two, do as we say!" Jacob shouted. "Don't make us report you to Dorothea!"

"I think...they have to listen to me," Mark told them.

"Why?" Jacob asked. "And why aren't you naked?"

"Oh...right," Mark said, and made his clothes vanish.

"Mark, what's going on?" Andy asked.

"Guys...I'm God," Mark replied. They were stunned.

Mark then explained everything that had happened since he was revived.

"So you're really God?" Andy asked. Mark nodded.

"Unbelievable," Jacob said.

"I'm telling you it's true," Mark said.

"Oh I know, it's just pretty unbelievable."

"I can't believe you've not fucked Jessica Blackburn yet," Andy added. "You should try it. We've both fucked her. Well, clones of her anyway, but the angels told us it'd feel just like the real Jessica."

"I know, but I only discovered I really was God today," Mark said to them. "Anyway, tell me about your lives in Heaven. What else have you done besides fuck?"

"That's it to be honest," Jacob replied.

"That's it?" Mark asked in disbelief.

"Well yeah," Andy said. "I mean, sex is awesome! I wanna do it forever!"

"Don't you ever eat or sleep?" Mark asked.

"Sometimes," Jacob replied. "Between sex. We don't need to do them any more. Hell, we don't NEED to do anything any more."

Mark thought about it.

"So you're happy here?" He asked.

"Of course we are!" Andy replied. "It's not called eternal bliss for nothing!"