Nora the Nord

Dragonborn: "My name is Nora, and I'm a Nord. I have long blonde hair in a braid, blue eyes, fair skin, a straight nose, high cheekbones, what Nord women usually have. I was pretty much a nobody my whole life, then dragons attacked, and I became awesome!"

Neat. How big are your breasts?

Dragonborn: "My adventure started when—wait, what?"

How big are your breasts? Are they big? Describe them in excruciating detail.

Dragonborn: "What? My breasts are none of your business!"

They were huge.

Dragonborn: "Shut-up!"

Ridiculously huge. So huge, they were nearly impractical. Seriously, good luck pulling back a bow with those bouncing jugs in the way.

Dragonborn: "I draw a bow just fine! I mean, I'm no Bosmer, but I get the job done."

That's what she said.

Dragonborn: "Oh brother. Can we move on with the story already?"

Absolutely. Where does your naked adventure begin?

Dragonborn: "My what adventure?"

Were you naked from the get-go when Alduin attacked Helgen? Did you lose your clothes in a magical experiment in the Mages College? Or did something happen with the Priestesses of Dibella?

Dragonborn: "I … I'm going to hate this story, aren't I?"

Well, somebody has to.