Nope

He didn’t even bother trying, the door opened inward. He knew he would have to step forward to open it. He couldn’t physically stop her from touching him, because that would paradoxically involve touching her. Her hand came down on his shoulder and the all too familiar blank look spread over her features.

Danyssa’s meddling insistence that he have a harem was beginning to get him into trouble. He didn’t really need another… mouth to feed. He looked her over. She was certainly cute though. Arthur reached behind him to lock the door. He tried to remember what he knew about the Kin, but he hadn’t taken an inter species studies course since freshman year and being honest he had only signed up for it for the teacher a smoke show high elf, who had been replaced mid semester for a drab gnomish man in his late 400’s.

Arthur remembered that true beholders were arrogant, paranoid creatures. He thought about how he could use that to his advantage. Best to start with an easy one then. “You think I’m the most attractive human you’ve ever seen.” That was generally an effective opener, none of his other girls had ever disputed it. The fact that he had actually been transformed into a super stud seemed to go a long way. “M-most attractive.” He nodded. She continued to hover blankly, staring into his chest. He needed to play to the arrogance. “You think that I’m the only person worthy of your affection, because you deserve the best.”

Her eye flashed. “Deserve the best.” She beamed as she said this. “You desperately want to impress me, so I’ll know how great you are.” He grinned, time to exploit that paranoia. “If I’m the best, that must mean everyone wants me.” The edges of her mouth quirked down. “Other women are going to try and steal me.” Her eye narrowed though she stared at nothing. Her eye stalks were getting agitated though, whipping around searching for the unseen threats. “The women closest to me are going to be your rivals. You’re going to need to seduce them as much as you want to seduce me. Each one you seduce and best in sexual competition puts you one step closer to being at the top, and will keep them in line. You’re going to have to show them who actually deserves me.” Maybe that was a thin line of reasoning, but it didn’t get any protests.

He reached down to her little skirt. “You must like flashing your panties. Sitting crosses legged like that when I came in.” Her grey hue was broken by reddening in her cheeks, but she said nothing. “You don’t think you should wear panties anymore.” He pushed them aside. “You think it will be easier to seduce me without them.” He rubbed one finger across her clit and she shuddered, gasping slightly and causing her to hover closer so she was pressed into him. She locked her ankles behind her looking as if she were kneeling while hovering in the air. Her cunt was slick. “Nothing gets you hotter than the idea of being watched while getting fucked, then everyone will know who’s the best.” Oh Gods Below, he was making another monster. He had the vague idea in the back of his mind that he was going to regret this. His fingers worked faster.

Her breathing had become ragged, and her face a shade of crimson that shouldn’t really have been possible. Her multitude of eyes rolled back as her back arched. Fingers gripped the front of his shirt. A throaty moan escaped as juices ran down her legs and over the illusion of stockings before dripping to the floor several feet below.

He pulled his hand away, and used Lexx to clean the two of them up.

“Awake.”