Nope. No luck, there.

... unfortunately am not into women. At all. So I didn't see much chance to further my career with a female boss and my special set of skills there!”

You nod. A little disappointed.

“I see. Sure.”

She looks at you fearfully.

“You're not mad, are you, Lexi?”

You smile at her warmly.

“Of course not. If you're not into women, you're not into women.”

“We can still be friends if I get this job?”

You nod.

“I’d love to. Let me get some lunch from my desk. If I don't get to eat you, I need to get to eat something else while I keep your company and stop you from getting nervous again.”

Your new friend smiles at you gratefully, and you spend your lunch break laughing and talking abut your former and her - hopefully – new boss. You find it surprisingly easy and relaxing to just sit here with a woman and talk about guys. You tell her about your meeting with him yesterday and give her tips about what he seemed to enjoy most about it.