Nope, but someone gets caught

Nate ran full speed after Peterson, his bare feet slapping against the concrete pathway. Peterson had quite the head start but Nate was a soldier he could definitely caught up to a homeless ex lawyer. He chased Peterson out of the park and onto the street. He grabbed the thieving hobo by his collar and pulled, causing Peterson to **** as the two came to a stop in the middle of the road.

"You're in for it now! You son of a bitch," Nate said raising his fist to sock Peterson in the nose. Suddenly Nate saw the light from an incoming car's headlights. When he turned his head, he heard the sound of brakes on asphalt. Nate quickly released Mr. Peterson and pushed him forward out of the way of the car. He then jumped back, off the road and onto the sidewalk. The car's brakes screamed loudly bringing the vehicle to a stop right where the two men had just been standing. If Nate hadn't pushed Peterson and jumped back the two would have been seriously injured. Nate looked up and saw Peterson standing on the other side of the road.

He smiled. "Bad move big man," he said in a mocking tone. "Don't you know nice guys finish last." He then turned around and ran into the night.

'Damnit,' Nate thought placing his closed fists on his hips, 'He got away.' Nate had just saved that ungrateful asshole's life, and he had run off.

'Maybe I should have just let him get run over,' he thought, 'After all he did steal my-.'

"Excuse me."

Nate looked down. Inside the car were 5 gorgeous young women wearing CIT lettermen jackets.

"Hey handsome. You, ok?" said the blonde-haired driver.

"Umm yeah I-I'm good," he said a little off-balance. The apparent college students were staring and him. With lustful eyes.

"You need a lift, big boy?" Asked a dark-skinned woman in the back seat, "We're pretty full, but I think we could squeeze you in."

"I think we can definitely fit him in," commented the red head in the passenger seat, "Well hung guys like that always fit in perfectly."

'Well hung?' Nate thought. Then his eyes widened. as he finally realized a new voice entered the conversation.

"AAAHHH!"

Nate and the girls turned to see a middle-aged women shaking with fear.

"Naked Man! Naked Man! Get away you pervert!" she screamed.

Nate quickly moved his hands to cover his manhood after unabashedly flashing 6 women in the street.

"No Bebe," said a Hispanic woman in the back seat, "don't hide your family jewels they're beautiful."

"That's right sis," said the girl behind he who appeared to be her identical twin, "If you got it, flaunt it"

"eeeeeh," Nate squealed. He had never been so embarrassed in his entire life. What would his old squamates say if they saw him like this. He started taking steps backwards towards the park.

"Help Police!" the middle-aged women yelled, "Someone come arrest this pervert."

And with that Nate had ****. He turned around and started running back into the park. The college girls started to cheer and told him what a nice ass he had. Nate sprinted through the park until he could no longer hear the girls' cheers. He found a statue of Thomas Jefferson and used it to hide his nakedness. He scanned the area to make sure he was alone.

With a terrified look on his face he said, "I am in the middle of the park. Butt. Naked."