Find his Wife

"Nora!" Nate said. "Shit I left her alone. And Naked!"

Nate looked around. The park was still empty. He had to find his equally naked wife and figure out what to do next. He tried to remember where in the park they had decided to have their naked fun time, but he couldn't remember anything except shrubbery. And this park was shrubbery all over this park. Nate sighed. He would just have to check them all.

Nate quickly and quietly snuck from the statue to the nearest bush. Then to a nearby tree, Then behind a bench, Then a trashcan. All the while he was calling out Nora's name hoping for a response or to see her familiar arm sticking out of a bush calling him over, but he got nothing. Finally, after 30 minutes of evading his way across the park, he had had enough. Hiding behind one of the parks swan boats Nate took one more large survey of the park. He needed to find Nora sooner rather than later. He takes a deep breath to ready himself and then he runs out.

"Nora! Nora! NORA!!" Nate runs through the park, cupping his balls in his hands, screaming Nora's name. He looks around frantically trying to find any signs of his lost wife. As the cool wind battered his bare skin, Nate realized just how naked he was. And just how ridicules he must look. If anyone saw screaming naked man in the park they would assume he was insane. Suddenly Nate stopped in his tracks at a familiar landmark. The Thomas Jefferson statue! He must of circumnavigated the whole park. There was no way Nora couldn't have heard him. Unless she wasn't in the park anymore. Had she left? Naked? Without him? Nate stood there stark naked in the park feeling more alone then ever. His wife had abandoned him.

"How could this get any worse." Nate said

"Quickly officer, before he gets away."

"Alright ladies calm down. Now can you describe the perpetrator"

"Hmmm. Let me think. He was tall, handsome, muscular, and had a huuuge cock. Right girls."

"Hell Yeah!" A group of female voices said in unison.

Nate's heart sank. The group of women he had just flashed were back, and this time with a cop. He couldn't stay here he needed to hide somewhere or maybe even leave the park He searched frantically for a place to hide. Then silhouetted in the moonlight he saw a handyman's shack. That shack might have some clothes in it, at the very least it was a place he could hide. Nate full tier sprinted towards the shed, going so far as to uncover himself so he could move faster. He arrived at the shack and tried to open it, only to discover it was locked.

"No no no no," he whispered. He needed to get in. He tried to **** his way in with pure strength, placing his foot on the doorframe for extra leverage. But the door didn't budge.

"There he is." yelled a youthful voice, "I'd recognize that sexy silhouette anywhere."

Nate turned to see that Redhead college girl standing exactly where he had just been. Just as that spot gave him a perfect view of the shack silhouetted in the moonlight, it was giving her a perfect silhouette of him in the Moonlight.

"Shit," Nate spat out as he abandoned the shack plan and started running again. As he ran through the park in the opposite direction from before he eventually saw the policeman in maid in the distance. Before they spotted him he turned around and ran the other way only the eventually see the college girls in the distance. Nate turned around again and quickly hid in some bushes behind a small stone gazebo.

"It's over," Nate said falling to his knees. There was no way to get around his pursuers and exit to the park on this side. He was going to get caught be the police, arrested, and thrown in jail. He peaked out from behind the gazebo to see both teams approaching his location. Like hunters about to capture their prey. As he sat there, he didn't really think about getting caught by the cop or being gawked at by the college students, he thought about Nora. He didn't know where she was or if she was safe. As her husband it was his job to stand by her in times of need, but instead he had run off in his birthday suit after a homeless man. He left her to alone. He had failed her. He hung his head in shame.

"I'm so sorry Nora," He said to himself.

"Nate! Is that you?"

Nate raised his head. That was Nora's voice. Suddenly a bush in front of him was pushed aside revealing a thin hidden window with Nora's head sticking out of it.

"Nora!" Nate said flabbergasted, "What are you-"

"I heard something over there," A middle aged voice said.

"Oh crap," Nora said, "quick crawl in here.

Nate got on his stomach and started crawling into the window inside was small maintenance and electrical room underneath the gazebo. It was small concrete room a computer and some lockers in it as well as a metal door leading to who knows where. And of course, Nate's beloved wife Nora just as naked as he was. Nate started crawling through the window however he got stuck halfway through.

"Oh no, Oh god No." Nate said starting to panic. He tried to use his arms to pull himself the rest of the way, but to no effect. He could hear the 'hunters' approaching. When he started to lose hope, Nora took his hands in hers then placed both feet on the wall below him.

"Ready?" she asked. Nate nodded and Nora pulled with all her might. Eventually Nate was pulled through and the Naked lovebirds crashed into the floor on top of one another. The window closed behind him and the bush returned to its position hiding it.

"There's no one here," The policeman said.

"I swore I heard something," the college girl said.

"He's around here somewhere," the middle-aged women said, "perverts can never enough"

"Look it's getting late you ladies need to get home. I'll put out an APB on a suspected streaker." said the officer.

"Alright I guess that fine. Thank you, officer," said the middle age women as the group began to walk away.

"Awww. I wanted another look at that hot stud." said a college girl.

"Right. No man on CIT campus is as hot as that guy." said another.

The group finally left leaving the nude lovers to themselves. At some point the pair had started hugging each other. After a minute Nora let go and sat up. Smiling at her husband she asked, "So you going to tell me what that was about."

Nate looked up at her and smiled back, "You First"