Nope!

Your robe that you entered with is nowhere to be seen! You want to look more, but you realize that bending over or crouching in your current condition would only allow the women to ogle you longer. So, you make a rash decision and bolt out of the room, into the hallway.

Covering your hairless junk with your hands, you can't help but realize how sensitive and tender those parts are now, and having to hover your hands instead of making direct contact. Finally, you make it back to your room, thankful that the hallway was deserted. You punch in the four digit code, but are confused when the door doesnt unlock. You try a few more times before the door opens, and a tall redhead opens the door. She looks down at you and smiles.

"I didn't know this was part of my package. Come on in, and I'll let you do me in the back...I mean do my back." She says, giggling as you follow her inside.

"I think there's been a mistake. This was my room. I'm a guest here..." you try to explain.

The woman stops and thinks for a moment.

"You know, they did upgrade me to this room. Maybe you should check with the front desk about where they may have put you." She said.

"Can't I call them from your phone?" You gesture to the mounted phone on the night stand.

"Oh, I think its disconnected." She said, try to conceal her yanking the phone wire out.

"Oh. Well I suppose I dont have a choice..." you say, covering your junk as you clearly want to get away from this crazy woman.

Running through the hallway this time takes you past the swimming pool, which was filled with women. You hope that they don't notice your undressed state as you pass by the doors that don't do anything to cover you....