Nobody is keeping their clothes on

You make your way to the cafeteria during your lunch period. Today was Pizza Friday, which always got everyone in school excited. You're still feeling a little annoyed about the morning, so you've been waiting all day to get a slice or two. It also helped that Carol, the college student working the lunch orders, was among the girls with a massive crush on you.

"Here's your pizza, sexy," Carol whispers. "See you for the weekend?"

You smile back, already feeling better. "You know it."

No sooner had you stepped out of line with your food than you're flanked by Lucy and Paige, the most popular girls in school. Paige smiles and places a hand on your shoulder. "Where do you think you're going?"

"Our table's over there," Lucy adds, guiding you by placing her hand on your ass.

Fighting the urge to kiss her right there, you follow the girls to a table packed with your girlfriends. Tammy, Rebecca, Nebula, Alena, and Dana are sitting together. It was almost poetic how these girls, who used to despise other's guts, started getting along right after sleeping with you. Each of them smiles and seem pleased that you're coming to sit with them.

The only odd one out is Candy. She sits at the edge of the table, as if she is trying to get away from you. Her eyes darken as you take your seat beside Lucy and Paige. "Why'd you two bring him over here? This is supposed to be the girls' table!" Candy complains.

"It still is a girls' table," Tammy argues. "But now, we have a boy with us too."

Dana grimaces, as if she is holding back a scathing retort. You can't help but tease her. "Don't you like not feeling the urge to give Tammy a wedgie when she talks, Dana?"

"Don't you like having your balls attached?" Dana says. Her smirk betrays her good-natured jab.

You and the girls laugh at the ridiculous comment. Candy rolls her eyes. "Threaten him all you want. He'll still jump into bed with you if you look him in the eye."

That comment actually hurt a little. You try to ignore her and reach for your pizza, but Nebula smacks your hand away. "Hold it! I need to do my daily scan! You never know what they're putting in our food these days!"

Nebula takes a small gadget out of her pocket and holds it over your food, as if she is scanning it like a character from a sci-fi story. Alena shakes her head. "Your fear is unnecessary, Worshipper of the Stars. If someone meant harm to the Harbinger of my Affections, I would sense it."

Candy shoots back another insult. "Hey, why don't you scan why everyone wants to bang him? You don't think that's got something to do with spaceships or spells or whatever?"

Nebula looks up at Candy with a confused expression. "And people call me paranoid."

Rebecca slides closer to Candy. "Hey, look, why don't you give it a rest for a day? We're all on the same team, right? The cheerleaders don't have a problem with him. And we got Dana to fill in for the group asshole."

"My foot's about to fill YOUR asshole in a second," Dana snaps.

Candy glares at Rebecca before grabbing her food. "You know what? I can't take this today! Especially from you, Rebecca!"

She storms off with her pizza, leaving you behind with the other girls. You can't help but feel a little guilty at how things have ended. Candy may not be the nicest girl, but you still can't help but miss the sweet girl who used to come over to your house after school to play games or watch a movie.

A loud DING interrupts your thoughts. "And it's clean!" Nebula declares.

"Ignore her," Rebecca tells you. "Maybe Candy's pissed because she forgot her cheerleading panties again."

You dig into your pizza, but your mind is still on Candy.