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Mel began to drowsily awaken, and rubbed her eyes as she tried to feel her way around the dark room. Her hands felt along the wall, as Mel slowly inches towards the door in a an almost drunken state. She almost fell twice, amidst her tired shuffling.

Unfortunately, Mel was interrupted by a sudden and violent opening of the door. She blinked rapidly as the light from the hall spread through the room, briefly blinding her.

“Mel! We gotta get out of her! There’s a fire in- Oh my god.” Jane quickly yelled out as she barged into the room, only to cut herself off mid-sentence She was met with a very sleep-deprived, and bare naked Mel standing in a daze next to her bed mid-stride. She looked completely out of order, and blinked rapidly as she shielded her eyes. Jane held a hand over her mouth to hide the fact that she was close to bursting out laughing, but shook the puzzling and amusing sight off her mind when she remembered the situation at hand.

“...Whatever. We can deal with that later. We have to leave. There’s a fire downstairs, so let’s get out.” Jane explained indifferently, with a light smile. Mel stared blankly forward, as Jane stood to the side of the doorway. Mel looked around the room, but suddenly realized she had forgotten what specifically she was looking for. “Hmm, I feel like it was important.” She thought to herself, raising an eyebrow as she glanced around the room.

“Mel, there’s no time. There’s already smoke up here, we HAVE to go. Now.” Jane commanded. Mel hadn’t heard her roommate raise her voice before, so she quickly began feeling her way into the all too bright hallway, and rubbing her eyes with another hand. Her heart suddenly skipped a beat when Jane closed the door behind her.

The pair travelled downstairs, and Mel moved as if on autopilot. Instead of relying on sight, she chose to rely on feeling and hearing. The smell of smoke was abundant in the air, as she slipped her feet into her trademark white running shoes. Then, Jane led the way out onto the front lawn.

“Wait, why do I feel like I’m forgetting something...” Mel said aloud, looking back towards the front door in confusion.

“Mel, why the hell are you naked?!” Derek exclaimed, shaking his head. Derek was Jane’s boyfriend, and had recently began living regularly in the house her three friends rented with her.

It was then, Mel remembered exactly what she was missing: everything. Her phone, her clothes, and her purse. She looked down, and let out a slight yell when she realized she was naked. Quickly, she crouched slightly and crossed her hands over her body in a vain attempt to cover herself. “What the hell! Why didn’t you stop me!” Mel hissed.

Jane shrugged. “One, I figured clothes could take a backseat to getting out of the house. Two, I thought it was pretty funny when I walked in and you were stumbling around bare-assed like some kind of naked mole rat. Three, I figured you’re a big girl and you can figure out when you need to put clothes on. Little late for that now, but oh well.”

She looked down again as if in disbelief that what was happening was reality and not a dream. “I can’t believe this! I’m naked in front of everybody! I’m so embarrassed, this is nothing like that one story!” Mel thought to herself, as she heard the front door open again. This time, Carol and her boyfriend Jake we’re wrapped mutually in a blanket. Based on the top halves and glimpses through the blanket Mel caught as it fluttered in the wind, it was evident that Carol wasn’t wearing anything but a T-Shirt and panties, and Jake had just a pair of boxers. While slightly humiliating, Mel envied to be in their position much more than in hers. The two turned towards Mel, and a smile spread to Jake’s face.

“See? I told you that we didn’t need the blanket. Almost everybody sleeps in their underwear. Mel even came outside wearing nothing but her shoes.” Jake sarcastically explained, motioning in Mel’s general direction.

Mel seethed at Jane, and began to storm back towards the house. “Fuck it. I’d rather die than stay naked.” She thought to herself.