No wait - Turn her into an actual advertisement instead

You think back to that thought you had a few moments ago - "She'll act as an advertisement, drumming up new business". Why not act on it to make it a bit more literal? Energized, you run off to find some suitable rope, some pieces of wood, and some paint, and turn it into a sign that says "Buy a drink, touch for free". That ought to bring in the customers for sure! Who knows, the tavern owner might like the results and keep this stunt in place. You doubt this particular wench would be up for it without a significant pay raise though.

You finish the sign, and hang it around her neck. The rope is long enough to have the sign dangle below her tits, because you wouldn't want to obscure the view too much. That could risk the revenue!

You stand back and examine your handiwork, stroking your chin. It's not quite right. You straighten the sign a bit, but that doesn't quite do it... Ah, after a few seconds you hit on the final ingredient, zip off to find a suitable piece of cloth, and gag the wench. Having her screaming and yelling would surely upset the customers, but if she can only muffle people might actually think it's legit.

With a dramatic snap of your fingers, time resumes. The wench struggles in place, unable to get loose. You see her eyes widen with shock and embarrassment as she realizes you transported her outside, and then feels the sign around her neck. She eventually deciphers what it says, to her absolute horror. However, even the threat of mortifying humiliation doesn't give her the strength to wrestle free of the ropes.

You walk over and fondle a breast - you've already had a drink after all - say 'adieu' with a flourish, and saunter off. You'll probably figure out tomorrow whether it was a smashing success or not.

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