No sloppy seconds

"Alright, here goes," Matt said in a somber tone as she tried snapping seven times. Nothing happened. "Damn, did I snap it poorly?" Matt said, her hope sinking by the second as she tried doing it a bit slower.

"Seems right to me," you say as you also try snapping the beat. Nothing happens. "It seems we're out of luck, Matt," you say as Matt whines slightly.

The door to your bedroom suddenly opens and your older sister Annie pops her brunette head in through it. You and Matt are startled at the unexpected guest. "Woah, Luke, what happened to you?" Annie asked in a casual tone, giving you a look of casual confusion and disgust.

"What do you mean?"

"Well, you got a female porn star body, for one. Not that it's not an improvement but... it's sort of grotesque. Why couldn't you have gone with a more natural body style like Mattie's?"

"I didn't use to look like this either, Annie," Matt whined as she began looking into the mirror again, comparing her body to yours and Annie.

"What do you mean, you've always been a lithe girl?" Annie says as she steps into the bedroom and folds her hands to give the both of you a serious look. "Then again, my brother's current body seems to have been molded into that of a porn star the last thirty minutes so something seems to be going on here.

"Wait, so you're remembering me as my old self? I look nothing like my old self though" you ask as you pull your driver's license out of your phone case. And sure enough, your old face, name and sex was still on it.

"Yeah, duh," she says as she notices your enhanced lips and rolls her eyes with a small sneer. "I can tell, your eyes and panicked behavior is all typical Luke."

"Hey! This sucks even more you know... At least Matt can go home and live his life. One ID check and I'm stuck in a lab for the rest of my life," you whine. "What's mom and dad going to think... Also, Matt was the one who designed this body, not me."

"I didn't know you were a lesbian Mattie," Annie said with an raised eyebrow before muttering "with so poor taste in women." She paused for a moment as Matt blushed and you shrugged. "Oh right, I guess that is a point towards your argument that you have been changed into a girl," she said to Matt.

"Yes, thank you!" Matt said as Annie suddenly snapped five of the seven beats of Shave and a Haircut. Both you and Matt froze as you tried catching Annie's eyes.

Annie looks quizzically at the two of you for a painful long beat, her fingers ready to...