No one understands art

Amanda had always been an eccentric type. Even when she was young she was considered "artsy-fartsy" and experimental with her art. Even needing to be stopped one time from drinking paint and spitting it back out through a straw on a canvas because "art can only be achieved when the human body is used as it's paintbrush".

Now that she was 25, she became even more eccentric. For the past 2 years she had been trying and failing multiple times to get into a prestigious art university. She got her own apartment and moved out from her parent's place after getting a full-time career as art teacher at a nearby primary school, even though the students and faculty had always seen her as odd and spoke behind her back.

She had always ignored them, thinking art needed sacrifices. She hoped to one day be part of the greats and start a new movement in the arts. The first step would be getting into that university.

And so for this year, it was summer vacation and she was taking this time to perfect her art submission for the university intake. She had always been nude at home because she felt liberated without her clothes, and what is a home if you can't express herself? Though this came much to the chargain of her apartment neighbours.

The rules for the submissions were that for paintings, you had to take pictures of your progress as to ensure that the art was fully done by you, as well as a picture of the final product for comparison.

For this year, Amanda had her wildest idea yet. Thinking back of her speech of the human body relating to art, she figured "if the human body was impure and art was in it's purest form, why not use the impure areas to create purity? A transformation from dirty to beautiful"

And so for her piece, she titled it "Human. Nature." She set up a camera that automatically snapped pictures every 5 minutes and placed a canvas on the floor.

And with that, she gets to work. A sharpie is placed in her butthole as she clenches on tightly. She smiles as she thinks of how blown away the judges will be.