No. The mood is long over.

You chuckle at the young twink thinking he's going to top you. "Um... yeah, no. I think the moment passed. And Leo isn't even here," you reply as you roll over onto your back, preventing Jimmy from accessing your ass in any meaningful way.

"Oh, c'mon," Jimmy grabs your junk under the sheets, seeming much more like a undeterred dudebro than the seductress he played last night.

You laugh again, and remove his hand from your package while sitting up. "Yeah, no. Maybe next time."

Luckily, the any further debate is interrupted by Leo returning, already fully dressed. A look of disappointment passes briefly over your face as he cheerfully declares, "Morning, ladies. Get dressed. I gotta pick my mah up for mass." You and Jimmy both regard him blankly. Leo's hands go to his hips judgmentally. "You sluts forgot Mutha's Day, huh?"

"Shit..." Jimmy mutters behind you.

"Nope, I already sent flowers," because you're a competent adult. "I just haven't had my coffee, yet, this morning."

"We can swing by Dunkin's. I've got enough time to drive you both whereva if you hurry up and clothe yourselves," and he doesn't even stay to watch but ducks back into the bathroom. You were right. The moment has definitely passed.

You start looking for your clothes, and Jimmy does the same. You bump into each other awkwardly a few times as you do. Without further ceremony, you all eventually make it into Leo's car and manage to get some drive-through coffee to help with your mild headache. Jimmy chatters constantly, while you and Leo mostly nod or grunt. Jimmy gives you each an awkwardly long kiss goodbye when Leo drops him off at his dorm. Once the boy is gone, Leo regards you for a few more moments.

You break the silence with, "Hey, it's a story for Confession, eh?"

Leo snorts a light laugh in agreement before delivering you to where you're expected for brunch with Chris&Jeff. You go to text Chris that you're on your way and see a text from your date tonight.

Carlos: ["Did I see you last night at Skybar making out with 2 guys?"]

You roll your eyes and sigh. Either that date is off or he'll want you to bring Leo and Jimmy, which isn't going to happen. This isn't something you can deal with, right now, and you slide your phone back into your pocket for later.

You linger in the car seat when you arrive, then give Leo a sad smile. He takes the initiative to lay a light kiss on your lips.

"Maybe we can try coffee again...?" you ask hesitantly.

Leo raises his to-go cup of coffee. "All set. I just gotta get through the door of church without getting struck down."

"Well, then, good luck with that," you give him an awkward salute, immediately mentally kicking yourself as you get out of his car.

Chris&Jeff aren't hard to find at brunch. They're already well into their mimosas, joined by Tyler and Luke who is wearing large sunglasses, a hoodie pulled tight, and looks quite dead in his chair. The three conscious guys at the table pressure you until you describe the previous night's events. Jeff seems particularly eager to hear whatever tawdry details he can get out of you. Eventually, you relent and figure there's no way to preserve your dignity without completely lying. You'd probably get caught, anyways, once they got a chance to interrogate Leo.

"...and then he tried to fuck me while I woke up, but I just rolled over and laughed at him. And, now I'm here." You raise your half-drunk mimosa in a toast to yourself as you finish your story. The guys just stare at you blankly for a while.

"Are you telling me..." you all snap around to look at Luke who hadn't seemed to even breathe since you arrived. "...that you all actually fucked but no one got off?" You roll your eyes and nod, assuming his eyes are open behind the glasses. "That is the worst fucking threesome story I've ever heard," and he immediately drops his head back down to loll against his shoulder.

Chriss, Jeff, and Tyler all explode with laughter. By the time they've settled down, each have promised to cover your breakfast and as many drinks as you want. Even though it seems like you probably won't get another shot at Leo, and your date tonight is probably canceled, between finally knowing what Leo looks like naked and a free brunch, at least the weekend hasn't been a total waste.

THE END ¯\_(ツ)_/¯