News Report Baby Boom! 'The Sunny Bump!' Fertility Super Center

Luke sat at his desk. He was given a personal office in Rebecca's new Fertility Center. He re-read his notes.

'The Sunny Bump!' - Fertility Super Center

• Spa - blank (Rebecca Store Staff)
• Lobby - Jesse (Secretary)
• Daycare - Penny (Wet Nurse)
• Maternity Yoga - Tai (Yogini)
• Smoothy Lounge - Susy (Mixologist)
• Massages - Rose (Physical Therapist)
• Lamaze Class - Holly (Certified Educator)
• Sperm Bank - Amber (Nurse Practitioner)
• Fertility Treatment - Luke (Health Coach)

Luke's eyes lingered on his job role. That made him recall Rebecca showing him around the facility.

"Ha! 'Health Coach', a fancy way of saying breeding stud? I will not be much help fixing people's health problems," Luke said eyeing his office nameplate.

"Well, you're more of a backup or secret menu for women having difficulty conceiving," Rebecca said with a laugh.

"Is that why you gave me a futon instead of a normal couch?" Luke asked amused.

"We want our customers to be comfortable. But don't fret. Your ... "coaching" ... won't be a comment thing. Sabrina says most women will become fertile drinking her 'Fertility Smoothie Recipe'. After a free drink, our guests will be ready for artificial insemination," Rebecca said closing the office door.

Luke followed her down the hall. They passed Amber's medical room.

"Remember, your primary role will be administering Sperm with Amber. Just make sure you are touching every customer as they conceive. Otherwise, you will be left out of collecting 'Soul Energy'/mana," Rebecca said subconsciously touching her small baby bump.

"Yes, yes," Luke said remembering his job.

His job was unique. While everyone else (his Life Witches) passively absorbed 'Soul Energy' from conceptions nearby.

Luke leaned back in his office chair. He was waiting for the reporting team to come by. Everyone was told to wait in their respective areas.

"This Fertility Super Center is impressive. Rebecca sunk a lot of money into this place. Just hope the guided tutor goes well. First impressions are everything," Luke thought letting out a long sigh.

“Knock Knock,” Rebecca said opening the door.

“Come In!” Luke shouted standing up.

“And this is Luke Smith our Health Coach,” Rebecca said walking into the room.

Luke watched as his boss led 3 people into his new office. A cameraman, his boom mic operator, and a reporter. Luke did a double-take as he recognized the reporter.

“That’s Susie Robertson the Channel 9 News Weather Bunny,” Luke thought eyeing the gorgeous woman.

Luke was reminded of speaking with the hot reporter in the Food Court men’s bathroom during the Sunny Day Mall Breeding Ritual. Shannon had wanted Luke to test to see if the ‘Breeding Passes’ worked on women already pregnant. That led Luke to handing a pass to Susie, who just fucked Eugene the geeky McDonald’s worker.

“Dam Eugene did a number on her. She must be having triplets or quadruplets,” Luke thought eyeing Susie’s first-trimester belly.

Luke got a pang of jealousy. He had always had hots for weather bunnies. Their growing pregnancies were well documented, having to always stand at their Green Screens.

“Nice to Meet You,” Susie Robertson said reaching out to Luke.

Returning to the moment, Luke shook the reporter’s hand.

“The pleasure is all mine. I am a long-time watcher. Congratulations!” Luke said glancing down at Susie’s bump.

“Thank you. So, Mr. Smith do you believe the rumors? Or does the Sunny Day Mall have something to do with the local baby boom?” Susie asked holding out a microphone.

Luke laughed.

“No, I don’t believe that L.A. was visited by Aliens. But there is something in the water,” Luke said smiling at his pregnant fiancée.

“In the water? Are you in the camp of people who think the Sunny Day Mall was built on an Indian Burial Ground?” Susie asked moving the mic back.

“No, no. I don’t think ghosts are to blame either,” Luke said smiling at Susie.

“So ... we have been asking everyone. What is your explanation? Many consider the Mall cursed,” Susie said staring into Luke’s eyes.

Luke didn’t notice how his 'Greater Charisma' (Passive Ability) was affecting Susie.

“Cursed? I‘m just a Health Coach. It’s not my place to speculate. But … if I have to consider a magical explanation, my bet is on Feng Shui,” Luke said remembering what he rehearsed.

“Feng Shui, … Is that why your Fertility Super Center is built here? We spoke with your Center’s Yogini, Tai. She explained the Sunny Day Mall’s Feng Shui or global spatial position/orientation is causing a positive flow of fertile energy. However, … your Center’s Nurse Practitioner is against this idea,” Susie asked gesturing to the door.

“It is true that Feng Shui cannot be scientifically proven. But the scientific method is all about observation. And no one can deny our Fertility Center is at the heart of a localized baby boom. If anyone is having a hard time conceiving. They should come to ‘The Sunny Bump!’,” Luke said finishing Rebecca’s script.

Susie smiled as Luke’s ‘Greater Charisma” influenced her opinion. She now believed in Luke’s explanation.

“Ladies and gentlemen,” Susie said turning to the camera.

“You heard it here first. If you need help starting a family, come visit the Sunny Day Mall’s Fertility Super Center, ‘The Sunny Bump!’,” Susie said before glancing back to Luke.

“This was Susie Robertson with the Channel 9 News reporting on LA’s localize baby boom,” Susie said patting her own pregnant belly.

Luke smiled as he spotted Rebecca giving him a thumbs-up behind the cameraman.

“Tune in tomorrow for Channel 9's investigation of the rise in local teen pregnancy. The two Local High Schools, Sunny Vista High (Public) and Shine Academy High (Private) have just started up. And teachers are noticing bumps everywhere,” Susie said before nodding to the cameraman.