Never?

"You mean you two have never teamed up?" Ms. Marvel asked.

Spider-Man and Black Widow shared a look. Both shook their heads. "No."

"But... but Spider solidarity! Spiders stand together. The great Spider Society?" Ms. Marvel gestured to the two of them.

Spider-Man shuddered. He'd seen too many spider women over the years. He'd seen too many of them die in fights against Morlun and his family.

"Trust me, kiddo, she's safer off not being part of the great 'spider society'." He made exaggerated air quotes.

"True. I've no need to court more trouble. I've had enough touble with Matthew and the Hand. And then there is my life as a spy to consider..." Black Widow gave Ms. Marvel single shake of her head.

"Oh." Ms. Marvel pouted. "I read some great fanfiction with you two."

"Oy." Spider-Man shook his head.

"Dryan'." Black Widow rolled her eyes.

"Is that Russian? Whats it mean?" Ms. Marvel asked.

"Rubbish." Captain America answered. "If i recall correctly."

"You do." Black Widow nodded.

"It was a really well written fanfic." Ms. Marvel muttered. "It even has historically accurate photos."

"The what now?" Spider-Man leaned toward the yound woman.

"You wore a tuxedo while already wearing your costume, that must have been sooo hot. A full tux ontop of your spide suit? I'd be sweating up a -"

"Oh. Yeah. Okay. I remember that, how about you Cap? You, me and Silver Sable a couple years ago." Spider-Man looked to Captain America.

"I do. The Sabretooth fiasco." He shook his head.

"So is it true that you and Silver Sable have a thing?" Ms. Marvel trilled.

"Oy." Spider-Man let his head hang.

"There are a bunch of rumors on line about the two of you, you know."

Spider-Man tried to ignore the snickering and sniggering from Hawkeye and She-Hulk. "I'm just popular that way with super spies. I think its skill envy really. They envy the spider skills."

"Really?" Ms. Marvel looked to Black Widow.

Black Widow snorted. She held up a hand and waggled it back and forth. "The powers? Yes. The mouth. NO."

Spider-Man tried for nonchalant. "Well, I'll have you know other super spies think I'm great. Silver Sable, Mockingbird, Agent 13, White Widow-"

"She was playing you, flattering you. And her judgements is circumspect. She thinks Deadpool is competent." Black Widow's lips curled up in a sneer.

"The new Phantom Blonde had a crush on you when she was younger." She-Hulk chipped in. "And Millie Collins thinks you've got a cute butt."

"See, Blonde Superspies love me. Cant get enough of me. Obviously they have superior taste." Spider-Man sniffed and turned up his nose at Black Widow.

"Coming up on your drop zone, Spidey." Hawkeye called out.

"Thank you for the five star service. If you were on Uber I'd give you all the stars." Spider-Man made his way to the back of the quinjett as the rear hatch opened. He waved and with a leap he hurled himself out of the quinjett. He took a second to orient himself and then began to web sling his way towards the Daily Bugle.