Negatively

“Hold on…what?”

“You are the only person my doctor has confirmed can knock up men…lucky you?”

“Lucky me? What do you mean? I’m not taking care of some kid!”

“Uhh…”

“You deceived me! I told you-“

“-you *assumed* I was, and you made an ass out of you and me!” You get in her face.

“I’m not fucking with this mess! You can talk to my lawyers if you want anything else out of me! Get out!” She points to the door and turns away.

You storm out of the hallway, still completely nude. The employee on duty seems to have been replaced and you see her about ready to leave. She offers you her sweaty underwear to make yourself decent. You offer her a ride home and suck her off and fuck her before you part ways.

You are depressed. That didn’t go as you had hoped…