You try online dating

You have no success finding a girlfriend over the coming months…

*****

Six months into your pregnancy, you have gone through significant changes. Your belly is larger than ever and not just from fat.

That last employee from the fitness center introduced you to her personal trainer friend Janelle. They offered to help you workout your butt, if they got to give your ass a workout. Janelle was a big girl and it ended up being a great workout in every sense. Your butt is not comically large, but it’s uncommonly large. You like how you have to try on everything to make sure there’s plenty of room, or not!

Your hips added a lot more fat as you progressed. You now can rest a string from underwear or swimwear on them. It also makes shopping harder…the store attendants always insist on joining you in the changing room!

Then there’s your big boobs. EE cups that are now filled with milk. You save a lot of money at the grocery store.

So when you finally decide that it’s time to get on with it, you take photos and upload them to the dating app. Even though the dating company allows it with the proper flags, you post nothing pornographic or even indecent, but your body can’t be hidden either. You upload a few selfies from different angles, and a few Janelle took of you working out. It ends up as a bit of a time lapse of your pregnancy.

‘Single man looking for love. Pregnant six months, lactating EE breasts. Looking for dickgirls.’

The post seems to have problems uploading, but actually you seem to be online. You get a message that your profile is live.

‘Thanks for joining DG Love. We noticed something amiss with your profile, so we corrected the issue and you are now online!” Signed, DG Support Crew, a subsidiary of Cockbot, Inc.

You don’t get any immediate responses. You head out to run errands, still dressed conservatively in jeans and low-cut blouse with a stretch liner underneath that covers your middle and tucks into your pants.