Natalie Portman

-...Nathalie Portman.

Nathalie suddenly appeared out of thin air in the middle of the scene. **** by the clown's magic to applaud and cheer, only the terrified eyes of the audience showed that they were definitely not happy to be here.

The actress backed away, as the clown was walking in her direction with a creepy smile on his face.

-Please, she said. I don't know what happened...how I got here...I just wanna go home.

-You think I'm scary, don't you? said the clown.

Nathalie remained silent. She didn't know what to answer. All she knew was that this clown had nothing but bad intentions for her.

-It's okay, I know you're scared. Why though ? Aren't clowns funny?

-I...I... stammered Nathalie, not sure about what to tell this clown.

-Shhh. I know what will cheer you up. What would a clown be without balloons?

Before Nathalie had time to react, the clown suddenly grabbed her left arm and pulled it towards him. At first, the actress expected to fall, but instead, she widened her eyes in shock when she saw her arm getting longer and longer, as the clown was pulling it, until reaching as much as two meters. Her whole arm felt like some kind of elastic, as if the bones had liquefied.

Suddenly, the clown twisted the boneless arm and started making a knot, then another one. After a moment, her whole arm had gotten a strange distorted shape. Then, he released her arm, which immediately came back to its normal size.

-And here is your giraffe, big girl !

-My God...what have you done to my arm...I can't move it !

-You don't like it? Okay, give me your leg !

Laughing hysterically, the clown grabbed the actress' slender and toned left leg, twisting it the same way he had done with her arm, despite her screams of protest. When he was done, her leg had become the same mess as her arm. Disappointed by the lack of enthusiasm, he treated the remaining arm and leg the same way. Now, Nathalie was sitting on the ground, crying , incapable of moving with her twisted arms and legs.

-I'm getting better at this, said the clown.

-Please, sobbed Nathalie. Stop it...stop messing with my body. I just want...to go...

-You wanna go? said the clown, a sad look suddenly appearing on his face.

-Yes ! she cried.

-Well, I'm not a monster. If that's what you want, I guess I'll kiss you goodbye and call it a day.

The clown got on his knees, next to Nathalie's twisted body, and grabbed her head with his two hands, before sticking his lips to hers in what seemed to be an aggressive kiss. It wasn't before a couple seconds that the audience realized he had something else in mind. He wasn't kissing Nathalie. He was blowing air inside of her, filling her head with his unholy breathe.

-Hmmm...she moaned, desperately trying to fight him off.

Meanwhile, Nathalie could feel pressure building in her head. She felt it deform, as it was getting fuller and fuller of air. Her skull deformed, and her eyes looked like they were about to pop out of her head. Her head was now the size of a watermelon. A moment later, it would have been two watermelons. It was now round, like a balloon, barely human looking, apart from the flattened face and the brown hair still on top of it.

-Hmmmm !

When the clown finally let her go, the audience looked in terror at what Nathalie's head had become. The actress, too terrified to think straight, tried to get up despite her distorted limbs, only to fall clumsily.

-Agh...ungh...agh...

Nathalie wanted to scream for help, but couldn't speak anymore. It was getting more difficult to concentrate, as if her brain was being replaced by the air that had been blown into her.

-Well that's a nice balloon we got here. It would be a shame if someone went to...oops !

Nathalie barely had time to see the needle the clown was holding in his hand. Before she could try anything, she felt it pierce her skin. A loud explosion almost made the clown fall over, as the shreds of Nathalie's inflated head were thrown in every direction. Instead of the flesh, brains and bones one could have expected, the audience, despite the horror of the situation, couldn't help but feel surprised at the sight of thousands of confettis flying in every direction.

The clown yelled in joy and excitement, as the empty remains of Nathalie's body lifelessly fell on the ground at his feet.

-Woohoo ! Now that's a party. Now let me present you the next step of this show. Please welcome...