Cardi B v Nicki M

"We have a contest for you!" said the clown. There was a Bang! then a huge cloud of smoke. A large pole with a ten foot diameter platform atop of it appeared. The platform was about 15 feet off of the ground. Underneath the platform were four interlocking pools about four feet deep.

The clown walked over to the pools. "As you can see, beneath that platform are four pools. One is filled with acid, one if filled with very sharp metal spikes, one is filled with hungry army ants, and one is filled with razor blades, long needles, and pieces of razor wire. We are going to put two contestants on the platform. They will have to try to knock the other off. Who are they? Well we want to make this sexy and deadly so...."

There was a puff of smoke.

Nicki Minaj was leaving a hotel.

She found herself surrounded by smoke then standing in front of a scary clown. "What the fuck?"

"Silence!" said the Clown.

Nicki stood ramrod straight and could not speak.

"Her competition is...."

Cardi B was standing in her hotel room impatiently waiting on room service.

She found herself in a cloud of smoke then saw a scary clown. "Who the fuck are you?"

"Silence!"

Like Nicki, Cardi stood ramrod straight and quiet.

"These two big ass bitches do not like each other, so they're perfect," said the Clown. "Take them away and prepape them!"

A gaggle of scary looking clowns ran in and descended on the two music stars. In a whir and flurry of ripping clothes and hands and cloth, they finished. Each woman was naked. Her arms were bound to her side. They each wore four inch spike-heeled boots and nothing else. Two clowns came out with large boxing gloves attached to sticks with anal plugs at the end. The clowns rammed the plug end of the sticks up the singers' asses. The stick stuck a foot out of their asses with the gloves at the end.

Ropes and harnasses descended from above. The clowns fitted the two still singers in them. The singers were then lifted to the platform then the harnesses came undone and were pulled up.

"Ladies, you must use the boxing gloves to knock the other off the platform. If there is no winner after five mintues, the platform will collapse, and you will both fall." The platform started to turn. "Three...two...one, FIGHT!"