Naked prison break

Abby was serving 5 years for mail fraud at women's minimum security prison in the mountains. It was a boring place, and the guards were bullies. Abby was itching to get out.

"The reason they caught Izzy," Abby explained to her cellmate Liz. "Is that there are trackers in our clothes. They know where we are and the creeps are always watching. That's why I'm going to escape naked."

"It's winter, Abby," Liz said for the thousandth time.

"Good thing I know how to snowboard then," Abby responded. "If I get cold, that just means I'm not going fast enough."

Bright and early the next morning, Abby stripped naked in her prison cabin. She grabbed her prison-issue snowboard and sped downhill. Her only plan was to put as much distance between her and the prison. She figured she could hitchhike once she got to a road.