Naked prescription

Kaitlyn walked into the nurse's office without a stitch of clothing or any possessions to her name.

"Excuse me," she introduced herself sheepishly, "Mrs. McCready said my skin was too... pearly...? So she sent me here."

"Ah yes, Kailtyn!" the nurse beamed at her, "lie down on the bed, please!"

Kaitlyn nervously walked towards the bed and lay on it, keeping her hand bikini on.

"No no," the nurse continued, pulling her arms apart and lying them on her side, "like this!"

The nurse continued eyeing Kaitlyn's skin up and down, making it crawl as she got a bit too close for Kaitlyn's comfort. Soon enough she retreated and made her diagnosis.

"Yup," she stated curtly, "your skin's pearly. You can't wear clothes until it clears up."

"When will that be?" Kaitlyn shot up and covered herself again.

The nurse shrugged, mumbled an "Idunno," and wrote a note and handed it to Kaitlyn.

"Give that to your teacher," the nurse instructed as she began typing in the computer, "and I'll put the prescription in the school system."

Kaitlyn sighed as she got up and walked out of the office back to class. She read the note, her heart sinking.

"Student is not to wear any clothing until further notice, including laboratory or other occupational garments - she is to be excused from all activities that require them. Student is to hold her backpack rather than press it abrasively on her back. This is until further notice."