Naked in Pandora

Pandora was a harsh, inhospitable planet; a place that Gaige was more than happy to finally leave once she had the first chance. And she told herself she'd never return. Which was why when she woke up and smelt the unmistakable (shitty) scent of the Pandorian desert she was immediately panicked. The sands reached for miles; much like Pandora. And while her eyes slowly adjusted to the impossibly bright sun, she noticed something alarming. What's that feeling on my skin?

It felt like sand was everywhere and then she looked down, mouth dropping open; from her bare feet and toes to even her signature welding goggles, she was completely bare. In the middle of the wastelands of Pandora she couldn't help but feel everything; the rough and coarse sand rubbing against her body, the sunlight beating down on her and the unmistakable missing left arm; where instead of robotics was nothing. She was missing her fucking arm!

Now Gaige would consider herself tough but even she in this situation was scared... I mean; she sunburn easily after all. Not just that, while she was certainly not a prude, she really really didn't feel like streaking the entirety of Pandora. Even though there was nobody there to see her, she still awkwardly sat up, her bare butt feeling very uncomfortable against the bristly sand and attempted to cover up. An act which was harder considering she was missing her goddamn arm!

“Hello minion!m” As if things couldn't get worse, she heard the _voice. _Despite everything that had happened in her life this was the moment Gaige most wished she had a gun. Either so she could shoot herself and spare the embarrassment. Or so she could shoot that dumb-ass robot who had to have something to do with, well, this!

Gaige rose her legs to cover herself; at least she had both of those still. And swung her arm protectively over them as she desperately tries to cover herself; doing so mostly successfully. However, her slender stripped legs were still revealed; which she usually preferred to be covered by her black and white stockings.

Thankfully (and slightly insultingly) Claptrap didn't seem to be at all interested in Gaige's bare body, instead he was interested in hearing himself talk, "You ready for our Anarchist adventure!"

Gaige just sat there. Naked. Unsure how to respond to the situation. She still wished she had a gun. With great and pronounced restraint she very slowly spoke, "Claptrap. Where are my clothes?" She hissed out at the robot.

However the robot did not seem very phased by this, instead giving a signature obnoxious dance, "Do not worry! For they are gone! You said you didn't believe I knew what anarchy was, so I decided to prove you wrong! I took away your clothes for obviously an anarchist believes that nobody should own any material possessions and instead- Wait, Gaige what are you doing?"

This is the part where Gaige attempts to strangle a robot without the ability to breathe. And somehow through sheer **** of anger and humiliation, somehow succeeds.