Naked alley crawling

Shephard and Liara snuck through the backalleys behind their luxury apartment. They were damp, dirty, and peppered with things the couple definitely didn't want to step in with bare feet. The naked lovers traveled through the alleys, looking for a safe place to hide out, trying to stay out of sight from Skycars or passing Keepers. They frantically searched for anything they could wear. An abandoned dress, some broken armor, or even just some large sheets of metal. Shephard remembered that in the past, humans had distributed news on large paper books. Her heart sank, realizing how helpful such outdated technology could be useful right now.

Eventually, they found a path to the mainstreets. Carefully approaching, the couple popped their heads out to see where they were. Their senses were assaulted by bright lights and cheery sounds. Every building was lit up with neon lights, and the streets were packed with people. She and Liara immediately recognized this place as the Silversun Strip, the popular entertainment district Shephard lived. Like everything else on the strip, the couples' faces soon lit up with bright blushes and the sprinted back down the alley with a yelp. When they felt they were far enough away, they took a breath.

"I had hoped that after going so far, we would have at least ended up somewhere outside the strip with fewer people." Shephard complained.

"Well, considering how huge the citadel is, that's a tall order." Liara replied. "Even running straight forward, we're probably miles from a depopulated zone."

"Well, we better huff it. If I have to go streaking, I'd rather do it outside my neighborhood."

"Right, i can't imagine running around naked in public is any better than if we had confronted our parents. Let's go back."

The couple turned back and headed back down the alley to continue their journey but were soon stopped.

"Human booze is weak. Want Krogan booze. Krogan booze burn insides."

"Krogan booze what make Krogon strong. Krogan booze make us strong."

"Well, Krogan booze is expensive you dumb freaks, so you want it you gotta work for it. So, find us something worthwhile so the Blue Suns will pay us big got it."

Shephard and Liara peaked out from behind the corner and saw two Vorcha and a human wondering the alley. From their conversation they could tell the trio were drunkards working for the Blue Suns. The pair cringed and pressed themselves against the dirty alley wall. The idea of getting caught making them blush.

"What do we do?" Liara asked. "I can confirm that capturing naked Shephard and Shadowbroker would definitely be considered worthwhile."

"What would you say our options are dear?"

"We can either confront them and fight or we can run."

"Run back there you mean," Shephard said looking back towards the Strip. "I'll go with fight."

"Good choice," Liara nodded, "After all even...unarmed we should be able to take out three street toughs."

The Couple steeled themselves before running out infront of the drunken trio. Attempting to put brave faces to mask their humiliation.

"Holy Shit!" The human leader shouted upon setting eyes on the two naked beauties. "Is it my lucky day or what?"

"Or what," the blushing Shephard replied as she and Liara blasted his Vorcha aids into a wall. The human thug foolishly turned away to see what had happened to his confidants and when he turned back Shephard was right in front of him. And her fist was even closer. The thug took it straight in the jaw. The **** from the naked redhead's punch was so great he was knocked out immediately.

"Well, that was easy," Shephard said rubbing her wrist.

"I have to be honest Shephard," Liara said. "That was hot."

"Ha well enjoy the memory because that's the last time Commander Shephard is doing any naked streetfighting. Now come on, let's take these guys' clothes so we can finally be decent again.

"Umm, I'm not sure Vorche wear enough clothes that I'd call it decent." Liara said, leaning over the **** aliens.

"You're right. We'll have to split this guy's outfit." Shephard said, "You take his jacket and I'll - "

"And what do we have here." A gravelly voice asked.

Shephard and Liara both jumped to their feet and were met with a group of at least ten thugs led by a nasty looking Krogan.

"Forget something ladies, hehe," one of his henchmen remarked. Causing the couple to quickly cover themselves.

"Oh my, what a lovely view." Another voice whistled from behind her. Shephard quickly span around to see a flirtatious Asari in brown armor, approaching them from behind with another five thugs.

"Say," The Krogan asked, "isn't running around the Citadel naked against the law, Siga?"

"Yeah. That would mean these two are criminals, " Siga replied, "What do you think we should do with them, Quok?"

"We should take them in. After all our boss is real law in these alleys."

"Hmm sounds like a waste to me can't I just take them back to my place to have some fun."

The Commander moved behind Liara so that the two were back-to-back. They were surrounded by too many enemies to take out in their present state. The couple looked back at one another and in a single glance, realized what they had to do.

"N-no," Liara said squeamishly.

"It's the only option." Shephard replied regretfully. "I'll be right by your side."

"Alright," Liara capitulated. "Let's just get this over with."

"Yeah, what are you two whispering about?" Quok asked. As an answer, he and his comrades received a powerful biotic blast from Shephard. It wasn't enough to knock them over, but they were **** to stumble back to keep from falling. Liara did the same thing to Siga, and with the thugs off-balance, the couple ran away. The gang immediately went to pursue them but were quickly stopped when they realized the naked pair had run out of the alley and were now streaking down the Silversun Strip!