Naked Tali Boards the Normandy

Tali reluctantly boarded the Normandy and was immediately greeted by Joker’s wide eyes. “Holy shit. Why is everyone naked all of a sudden?”

Tali didn’t say anything and ran away heading towards the elevator. The guys were all standing at attention while the girls were lusting over the naked quarian and commander. “So uh… who we picking up next?” Joker asked. “If I have input, I’d like to pick up maybe Samara or Kasumi. I’ve always wondered what that kleptomaniac looked like under all her clothes.”

“Shut it, Joker,” Shepard said. “Stay focused on the mission.”

“Whatever you say, Commander,” Joker scoffed. “Who’s stripping next, Miranda?”

Miranda glared at Joker. “Over my dead body.”

“Hey, as long as it’s a naked body,” Joker smirked as the ladies turned away.

Shepard pulled up the mission list as she stood next to Samantha at the navigation map. Samantha’s on face was bright red. “See something you like, Traynor?” Shepard asked.

“Ahem. Yes. Yes I have,” Samantha said.

“Maybe we can have some one on one after we get everyone else,” Shepard said.

“Would Liara be okay with that?” Samantha asked.

“We’d have to ask,” Shepard said. “Alright, I think I’ve decided… let’s go to…”

Mission List:

1. Illium - Pick up Ashley and Kasumi
2. Tuchanka - Pick up Garrus and Wrex
3. Eden Prime - Pick up Jacob
4. Horizon - Pick up Javik
5. Thessia - Pick up Samara
6. Virmire - Pick up Zaeed
7. Terra Nova - Pick up James