Naked Conversation with Clothed Secretary

Naked Conversation with Clothed Secretary

I just signed a contract and agreed to be naked math teacher at IDU,... oh wait, I signed two contracts: naked math teacher and naked model for art and biology classes. What did Delia say at the football field? "Indefinitely".

Just when I stepped out of dean Ostendi's office, her secretary Zoe looked at me from behind her desk, lowering her reading glasses: "Hello prof. Finn. Did you forget something?" I just stood there looking at her without thinking.

"Huh?"

"Well, haven't you just walked in a few minutes ago dressed?".

"Yes, yes I did"

"And ...?"

I knew she wanted to tease me and for sure knew what was going on, but I didn't want to give the old hag any satisfaction: "Yes, I am naked".

" I can see". This wouldn't suffice. She was expecting an explanaition:

"I don't need any clothes working here. They're just getting constantly in the way of modeling and motivating my students."

"Well, nice way of motivating your students, professor."

"So what happened to your clothes?" - she wasn't giving up.

"Dean is going to get rid of them"

"Really?"

"Yes, since my new contract requires me to always be naked on campus and come to work naked, then it would be in vaiolation of the contract, if I wore or had any clothes here, wouldn't it"

"Oh, so you signed a new contract..."- she still wasn't giving up.

"Yes, I did"

I was standing there naked while she was ogling me: "How nice of you, prof. You clearly look better without any clothes. It was a shame, you've been wearing those ugly suits and hiding "that" from us"- she said tracing a pen in the air pointing at the lenth of my body. "You look much better naked".

"Thank you" - I answered immediately, as if it was a learned response.

"It was a right decision for you to sign the contract."

"You think?"

"Of course, professor. What is the point of constantly dressing and undressing if you're going to spend more time naked than dressed..."

Oh here we go again, the same excuse, I though, for just keeping me naked.

"It was absolutely making no sense for you to come to work dressed."

I just wanted this conversation to end, but knew Ostendi's secretary wanted just to prolong ogling my nudity. She clearly enjoyed it.

So, seeing no other choice, to finish the talk I answered:

"Yes, no need for clothes while I am going to be naked anyway."

"Definitely, proffessor, you don't need to own any clothes. Are you going to get dressed when you return home?"

Oh, that was a question! Where THAT came from?

"Well, I, probably, will. I need to run some errands..."

"Shame, you said you don't need any clothes."

Did I? I tought not knowing how to repsond... so the secretary finished it for me:

"Definitely professor."

"You think?"

"Of course, you don't need them here, so why bother with any, if you are going to spend more time naked than not."

"I think about it, thank you" Let this dumb conversation finally end, I thought.

"I should, probably, get going"

"Of course professor, have a nice weekend, then"

"You too, Zoe, bye".

And off I went. Naked as a jaybird. Though, I still needed to walk across corridors and campus to the parking lot. No clothes for me till I get home.