Naked Clause

“I, Commander Jane Shepard, declare that I shall be NAKED!” Jane said.

“Uh.. n-naked?” Samantha said.

“Did I stutter, Liara?” Jane asked.

“N-no…” Samantha said.

“Then throw away all my clothes. All my armor. All of it. Out the air lock. I shall be forbidden from wearing clothes until the contract expires!” Jane said.

“O-okay… is that all?” Samantha asked.

“No!” Jane said.

“Oh… what else is there?”