Nah, I've Got Bigger Fish To Fry Right Now...

"Um, look, you're cute and all, but A: you look like you're fifteen, (I'm not into first-years,) and B: my penis is literally bigger than your entire torso: so how would we even have sex if I WERE interested?" You declare averting your eyes as the fairy flashes you.

She looks thoughtful for a second, and then gets this annoyed look on her face: "HEY! What do you mean I look fifteen? I'm two-hundred-and-fifty-seven of your years old!" She exclaims angrily and you shrug.

"Not into G-MILFs either," you respond pushing your glasses up your nose, making the overhead neons turn them opaque with reflected light.

"What is a G-MILF?!" She demands, suspicious, but you change the subject.

"Never mind, what's your given name anyway?" You ask.

She considers for a moment...