NEW: Joyce LeCher, Suburban MILF

You live with your husband Frank and two teenaged kids on Pussy Willow Lane in the suburban neighborhood of Bush Fork. Frank works a lot which leaves you plenty of opportunities to spend quality time with your neighbors, the gardener, anonymous passers-by, and anyone else that catches your fancy.

You've recently turned 35 for the seventh time, your hair is still naturally blonde, and your figure may be a bit more full than when you were in your twenties but the curves are in all the right places.

Your stats are:
Hot +2
Cold 0
Hard -1
Soft +1
Square 0
Freaky +1

Your kinks are "making someone talk dirty" and "getting a creampie from someone other than your husband".