Multiple Angled Voyeurism

Big Boss Mike

Boss: Our client has gone silent as expected, but the minimum working time is 15 minutes. How much faith do you have in your friend Zach again?

Me: Mr. Michaels, good evening. Zachary has had numerous sexual ventures during our university days, even to the point of convincing my girlfriend to ditch me because she claimed that he lasts twice as long as me. So at least, 30 minutes.

Boss: Interviews with former lovers and partners indicate that you've lasted only 5-10 minutes. Remember, both of you could easily be replaced, and there's a long list of candidates.

Me: I'll promise that I won't disappoint, Mr. Michaels.

Boss: So, have you seen any of the recorded footage from our hidden cameras?

Me: Unfortunately no. It seems to be that the hidden cameras did not connect to the hotel's WiFi.

Boss: This is excusable, but you and your friend are not staying here for free. If either of you fail to provide material, your contract will be terminated and your friend will not be provided any of the healthcare agreed upon for both actors. Am I understood?

Me: Of course, Mr. Michaels

Zachary (Massive Asshole)

Me: Zach, how ya been? Seen

Me: Zach? Seen

Zach: Fuck man, what did your company want me to do again?

Me: Give girls a good time

Me: How'd the date go?

Zach: Fuck the date, she didn't seem interested in small talk. I mean, I told her that I was going to take a shower and look at what she was wearing when I came out

Zach:

Me: Woah

Me: Can we switch places?

Zach: Nah-uh man! You told me that your employers need ME specifically. Besides, you'd last for 3 minutes.

Zach: Fuck man, the girl's a freak. She told me to get comfortable and to lie down, forget about the towel, and she climbed all over me.

Zach:

Me: You're posting this to show off aren't you?

Zach: Look on the bright side pally. You get to see her in action.

Zach: And bloody hell, she fucks like an animal. She can do it all!

Zach: Deepthroating, skullfucking, **** on my cock. Fuck this feels good.

Zach: Here's something to tell your employers. Do you know what her preferred contraceptive is?

Me: No, not at all.

Zach: Natural, completely natural.

Zach:

Zach: And she doesn't skip on the job too. Usually when girls finish blowing me off, we either end it or I stick it up their asshole, but not her. She's a Grade-A Knob Cleaner.

Me: Get on with it

Zach: Ahh, but not only can she compete a vacuum cleaner, but she could stay on a mechanical bull for an entire day. Have a look.

Zach:

Me: Seems pretty tamed

Zach: Here's some little boob action for you

Zach:

Zach: And here's the main attractionh

Zach:

Me: She looks a little different, no? Are you sure you're not fucking another woman

Zach: Man, I was drowning in so much pussy, I couldn't care less. Had to put the phone down on the next one.

Zach:

Zach: She collapsed right after and I had to plop her back into the bed, pussy looking right at me. So what am a gentleman supposed to do?

Zach:

Zach:

Zach: Jenna's such a good shag. Figured it would be too much of a waste to leave her dry. So I did what I do best.

Zach: The woman was already drowning in her own juices, and I thought I'd leave some of mine left inside of her.

Zach:

Me: You son of a bitch!

Me: They'll take any abortion surgeries out of my own paycheck

Zach: Relax son. Even if Jenna couldn't withstand my cock inside of her, we got her leaking by having her stand by the bedside. Afterwards, she told me that she was going to shower and get rid of whatever jizz is still inside her.

Zach: Oh yeah, before I forget, have a postcard.

Me: Why do I want a postcard?

Zach:

Zach: Don't say I never did anything nice to you.

Me: Gee thanks