Ms. Miyamoto‘s lesson

As Asuna happily hopped and hummed through the hallway, now with an entourage consisting mostly of guys, she saw her biology teacher:

Professor Nakagawa, the harshest, yet most boring man of Osakawa University. Nobody could ever understand him thanks to his mumbling, and would get angry if she dared asking him to repeat himself. And whenever she did understand him, he’d switch the subject in the same breath.

The only reason, and I mean the _only _reason she kept following his lectures, was because her parents made her. She barely even passed his class.

She saw him enter his classroom, so she followed the teacher while a “lecture” formed in her head.

When she entered, she saw that the sexagenarian professor was already at his desk while going through some papers.

“Good morning, professor Nakagawa.” Grinned Asuna in her sweetest voice, while walking towards him.

Nakagawa slowly turned his head, his eyes almost popping out of his glasses when he saw the nude nubile Asuna. “Miss Miyamoto! What is the meaning of this?!”

“Well, you see,” she stopped near the large sturdy lecture stand, resting one of her elbows on it, while twirling her index finger of her free arm around the small microphone, “since it’s my last day here, I wanted to thank you for all your lectures over the past four years. They’ll be helpful for years to come...”

“T-thanks, I guess? But why are you-“

“Because whenever I can’t catch any sleep at night,“ she turned her head sharply, staring Nakagawa dead in the eye, “I’ll just think of one of your lectures.”

“Come again?” A hint of anger was clearly noticeable in his voice.

“You’re boring, maybe even the most boring man of Japan.”

Meanwhile, a guy stood near the classroom entrance. “Hey everyone, that naked chick is in here!”

Asuna smiled at that remark. “You know, this is a perfect opportunity to show you how to keep attention. Come on in, everybody, and take a seat.”

The class slowly filled with students who pulled out their phones to film Asuna’s latest stunt.

She climbed up on the lecture stand, boastfully shouting, ”who wants a lecture from miss Miyamoto?”

The room echoed with ‘yes’, ‘I do’ and a single ‘hell yeah’.

“Excellent!” Giggled Asuna. “Because here is a lecture about the female body, and I’ll be your model.”

The classroom cheered in excitement.

“Aww, you guys are too kind.” Laughed Asuna shyly. She was surprised that she’d be complimented like this in her dreams. “First, these are my breasts.” She hold them both from below. “Who knows the purpose of these?”

“To draw attention to yourself!” Yelled that one douchy guy.

“To be my playthings!” Continued a womanizer.

“Breastfeeding!” The class moaned in disgust to the last answer. “What?! I wasn’t trying to be crass, that’s what they’re for!”

“He’s right!” Added Asuna. “Gold star for you! But yes, these are used to one day, breastfeed Yuichi‘s babies.” She looked down to her crotch. “And here we have my vagina. Cleanly shaved, as you all can see. Never liked all that hair. The vagina is used for reproduction. Mine hasn’t been used yet, but when Yuichi breaks up with Hiriko, or if the two ever want expand their horizons, that will quickly change.”

Asuna turned around on the lecture stand, not as gracefully as she’d hoped, her ass now facing the class.

“And this thing is my butt. I’m not gonna say what’s it for, that’s a little too gross. I just wanted to show it off to the class.” This got a few laughs from the students.

“You guys have been amazing, so I have a little reward for you all.” She bend over backwards, really exposing her ass.

“Whoops.” She spoke in a not all to sincere voice. This was not her plan, but since it was her “dream”, she didn’t really care. “I just wanted to grab the microphone, because you get another song from meeeee.”

Some of the people cheered, while others moaned.

She started dancing on the lecture stand, moved her hips, and began singing.

”I'M OOOON TONIGHT. YOU KNOW MY HIPS DON'T LIE, AND I'M STARTING TO FEEL IT'S RIIIIGHT.

ALL THE ATTRACTION, THE TENSION. DON'T YOU SEE, BABY, THIS IS PERFEEEECTION?

HEY, GIRL, I CAN SEE YOUR BODY MOVING. AND IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY. AND I DIDN'T HAVE THE SLIGHTEST IDEA, UNTIL I SAW YOU DAAAAANCING.”

As the class applauded the nude singer, Professor Nakagawa finally walked up to Asuna. She turned her head downwards to the professor, and spoke with the greatest joy and most innocent smile:

“What do you think, Professor Nakagawa?”