A teacher’s wrath

“What do I think?” Spoke Nakagawa calmly, finally out off his daze. “WHAT DO I THINK?!” He slammed his fist on his desk, knocking over his cup of coffee. Many of the students who were laughing before couldn’t even usher a word anymore. “That in the forty years that I’ve been teaching here, that I have seen a lot of stunts. And some of those were even kind of funny. But never, and I mean NEVER, have I ever seen something that came even close to the blatant disrespect or absolute shamelessness of what you did today, Miyamoto! I don’t care that this is your last day here, I’ll drag you to the headmistress myself and have you expelled, graduation be dammed! I mean, what would your family think of you if they saw you right now?!”

Asuna, unfazed by Nakagawa’s rant, happily said, “they probably think how peaceful I look as I sleep in my dorm room.” She put her hands together, and pretended to sleep while standing up.

“After Nakagawa’s done with her, she’ll look peaceful forever.” Joked one student to another.

“What? You think you’re- I don’t have time for nonsense! Get off my stand immediately, I’ll take you to the headmistress immediately!”

“Okaaay.” Asuna hang her head in “shame”, speaking with an exaggerated tone. “Butttt…”

“What ‘but’?”

“Mine, which you have to catch!” Asuna sounded cheerful again, and jumped off the stand and ran towards the stairs on the left.

The classroom was an auditoria lecture classrooms, with one stairway on the left, and one on the right.

As she ran up the stairs with Nakagawa hot on her trail, she reached out her arm to the right, giving everyone she passed a high five. Cheers were once again heard from the class.

As she reached the top of the stairs and turned to her right, she found that her path was blocked by a tall student. “Sorry Asuna. I can’t fail this class.”

Looking behind, she saw Nakagawa closing in on her. She was trapped! “I hope you had your fun, because after this I’ll make sure you won’t even get a job in a fastfood restaurant!” The professor head was the deepest shade of red she’d ever seen.

“Nah, there’s still more fun to be had today. Toodles!” She climbed on top off the students table, and jumped down to the one below. Feeling even adventurous, she decided to add some flair to her jumps.

As she jumped down another table, she raised her right knee and her left fist in the air, yelling “Ya-hooo!”

For the next jump, she bend her legs, touched the back of her head with one hand while pointing at a random student with her other hand.

For her last jump, she made a 360 jump, while blowing a kiss to Nakagawa. Her landing was a little clumsy and could use a little work.

Standing in front of the classroom, she rested one hand on her him, stood at a 45 degree angle, and yelled, “class is dismissed!”

The students cheered for her, and Nakagawa struggled to get down.

As Asuna skipped out off the classroom, she laughed, “this is the first time I ever enjoyed being chased in a dream.”

Hopping through the hallway with several onlookers laughing and recording her, hoping to meet her rival Mikiro, she once more started to sing.

“YOU CAN’T TOUCH THIS! PA, PAPAPA, PAPUM!”