Mr. Barstow makes Jake read the note

"Now let's see what this note says," Mr. Barstow says as he grabs the note from Jake's hands.

The teacher smirks for a moment and then hands it back to Jake. "Why don't you stand and read out loud for everyone what was so important to tell Ms. Harden you had to disrupt my class."

You have no idea what Jake actually wrote and frankly you don't care. Your goal is to humiliate him, so with a thought he now wrote exactly what you want. You give Jake a jolt of courage as he stands up in front of the class, unfolds the note and begins to read with complete confidence and sincerity:

"Dear Liza. I really miss you. When I'm home at night I do nothing but masturbate to your old cheerleading pictures. I keep it up until I finally jerk myself to sleep. I really need you back babe. I can't even get it up for other girls anymore because none of them compare to you! Please give me another chance. I'm so sorry I hurt you before. I don't know what I was thinking. Can't you give this chronic masturbator another chance?"

The entire class is dumbfounded by Jake's prose, but once he has finished reading the note and is facing the class again, they all burst out into laughter.

You notice Liza's face is turning red in embarrassment. Apparently she still has some residual feelings for Jake. Since your goal wasn't to embarrass her however, you relieve her of any anxiety over the situation or any remaining empathy she may have had for her former boyfriend. She suddenly joins the class in laughter and reclines back in her chair while shouting: "Ewww.... What a loser! I think I'm gonna be sick!"

As you watch Jake from your desk, you are positive you can actually see the moment when his heart breaks. His sincere attempt at reconciliation with the girl of his dreams has proven to be a total failure. The once popular football star begins to cry like a little girl and then turns to run out of the room.