Morning after

EO wakes the next day and yawns
Jer opens a drawer and sees its empty. He groans as he remembers his clothes are in the wash. He opens his door and is surprised to see a laundry basket of his clothes. He takes it and puts away his shorts, pants, and shirts. He's then perplexed that all his socks are there, but not any underwear. He pulls on a shirt and pair of shorts over his jock strap before going downstairs. He sees his stepmother and stepsister sitting in the dining room eating breakfast.

"Hey, what happe Ed to my underwear?" He asked.

"Oh, they've gone to a good cause." Molly said.

"What, you donated them?" He asked, outraged.

"No, I'm not an idiot. I put them on ebay for auction last night. They all sold!" Moy said, showing him the listing.

EO was shook. Listings for "The Streak's underwear! Authentic!" Had sold for $20-$100.

"B-but...Will I get any of that money?" He asked.

"You got your daddy's money. The least you can do is help us make some money from this. Molly saw that someone found your ripped clothes on the street and sold it for $50. She felt you wouldn't need your underwear since Lasso Lucy gave you that jockstrap. Its a win-win!" His stepmother said.

"But...ugh, fine. I'm going to school..." he said as he went upstairs, got his socks and shows on, grabbed his backpack and walked to the bus stop.

"And I thought he'd be dumb enough to try to run there." Molly said as she got ready herself.

"That would be quite an outfit fir today, hmm?" She joked.

Molly shared a laugh with her mom as she left to catch the bus as well.