More wandering, more challengers

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Town Whore Emilia – Keep your bugs away from me!

• Dugtrio – Fairly Strong, Healthy
• Vileplume – Strong, Healthy
• Primeape – Fairly Strong, Healthy
• Onix – Fairly Strong, Healthy
• Golduck – Fairly Strong, Healthy
• Ninetales – Strong, Healthy

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Bug Catcher Kelsey – Chill, it’s just my pokemon! You don’t have to be so scared!

• Metapod – Very Weak, Healthy

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“Go, Metapod! Use Harden!”

“Ninetales, go! Attack with Flamethrower!”

Hardening is no help, and Metapod faints from the intense flames.

“Give me your panties!” you demand.

“Uh, that’s kind of a problem. See, I don’t really have any…” Kelsey awkwardly replies.

“Why don’t you have any panties!? What are you, a pervert!?”

The bug catcher bashfully explains, “Well, the Fondler took the ones I was wearing today, so I’m kinda going commando… Hey, wait! You can’t call me a pervert when you’re the one trying to taking my panties as a trophy! You’re just as bad as the Forest Fondler!”

“This ‘Forest Fondler’ thing again!? Are all the bug catchers in this forest just perverts in denial!?”

“I-It’s real, I swear!”

“Nice try, but I’m still taking something. Give me your bra instead!”

“Why can’t I just keep my underwear…?”

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Town Whore Emilia – Bugs are so icky!

• Ninetales – Strong, Healthy

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Cute Bug Catcher Girl – W-What do you have against bugs!?

• Weedle – Very Weak, Healthy

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“Weedle, go! Use-”

“Ninetales, Flamethrower!”

Weedle faints.

“Panties!”

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Town Whore Emilia – **** to all bugs!

• Ninetales – Strong, Healthy

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Another Cute Girl – Wait, who are-

• Kakuna – Very Weak, Healthy

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“Flamethrower! Panties!”

Items Gained: Assorted Bug Catchers’ Underwear

Phew, that was a workout. Bringing justice to Viridian Forest isn’t an easy job, but Ninetales has made the perfect partner for eradicating the bug menace. You also taught the cute bug catcher girls of the forest an important lesson about losing battles without any money. And they thought they could get out of it by making up some silly tentacle monster. Pfft! Like such a thing would be allowed to roam around this close to civilization. You know from experience that the consequences for losing could be a lot worse, so they should consider themselves lucky that they lost to a benevolent trainer like yourself who settles for stripping her opponents of their underwear. You’re the kindest bug exterminator in all of Kanto!

Obviously, fate smiles upon you for your good deeds, as you’ve found yourself at the other end of the forest. The sign reads ‘Pewter City’. Here it is, your destination! The famous mountain settlement at the base of the path to Mt. Moon. Wait.

Wait.

This is where you started! How’d you get turned around!? Maybe you were a little too focused on bringing civility to the forest… Regardless, you turn around and focus again on reaching the other side of the forest. You encounter more bug catcher girls, who you obviously beat in battle and punish appropriately, but you don’t let this distract you. After your second excursion, you’re rewarded by reaching your destination at last! Here it is! Pewter City!

GAHHHHHH!

You wander into the forest a third time, holding your head in confusion and frustration. How can it be so difficult just to walk from one side of the forest to the other? Are you going to starve and die in here? Will your body ironically become food for the same bugs you’ve been decimating…? Just as your heart reaches desperation, a sweet and familiar scent reaches your nose. You’re sure you know this smell. Before you can stop yourself, your feet are already in motion, sending you off track and deep into the forest to find the source of the soothing scent.