It's an extermination

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Town Whore Emilia – A veteran trainer like me isn’t afraid of some measly bugs! They’re weak and lame!

• Dugtrio – Fairly Strong, Healthy
• Vileplume – Strong, Healthy
• Primeape – Fairly Strong, Healthy
• Onix – Fairly Strong, Healthy
• Golduck – Fairly Strong, Healthy
• Ninetales – Strong, Healthy

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VS

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Bug Catcher Chelsea – C’mon, bugs are cool! You don’t know what you’re missin’ out on!

• Caterpie – Very Weak, Healthy
• Weedle – Very Weak, Healthy

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“Those who underestimate Bug types are the first to lose to ‘em! Go, Caterpie!”

The bug catcher’s pokemon appears on the grassy battlefield. It’s a caterpillar. A green caterpillar.

“AHHHHH!” you scream. “Ninetales, go! Get it away! Ew, ew, ew!” Ninetales stands regally, surveying its opponent and patiently awaiting your orders. “Uh, what’s a Fire move? Ember! Ember it, now!”

Ninetales lets out a sharp breath, akin to a sneeze or a huff. The resulting fireball flies straight towards the opposing Caterpie, scorching it and knocking it out.

The bug catcher takes a moment to process things. “Wow, that’s, uh… that’s a Ninetales! Pretty cool! It’d be cooler if I didn’t have to fight it, though. The worst I usually have to worry about is a Pidgey. Ahaha… I guess… go, Weedle!”

“AHHHH that one has a spike on its head!!! Ninetales… what’s a bigger Fire move? Flamethrower?”

As soon as the word escapes your mouth, a volatile stream of flames is launched at Weedle. When the flames clear, the burnt pokemon blends in with the blackness of its charred surroundings.

You and the bug catcher stare at each other awkwardly, but she breaks the silence. “I… guess you win! Wow! We usually don’t get such strong trainers ‘round here, but I guess that’s why you’re challenging the Gym Leader, huh?” She’s such a good sport! Finally, a trainer who’s normal! “Anyway, it looks like I lost, so… what’ll it be?”

Your fear of bugs quickly drains from your mind in favor of claiming your reward. “Money!” you declare without a second thought.

“Oh, uh… I-I don’t carry cash with me into the forest. There’s not much to buy out here,” she laughs. “How about… ooh, ooh, I know! You can have my hat! I’ve got a few to spare, and they’re real comfortable. You gotta give it a try!”

You barely hear her offer over the hamster wheel turning in your head. A cute girl in the middle of the woods lost at a competition that she initiated, and she doesn’t have any money to pay the winner. You know what kind of things would happen to you in that situation, and it would definitely be worse than losing a baseball cap…

“Panties!” you declare. The girl freezes, so you reaffirm your choice. “Give me your panties!”

“You’re kidding, right?” You shake your head. With a sigh, the girl begins stripping. “Guess you can never tell which ones are the perverts ‘til your shorts are ‘round your ankles…” Of course, you’re immune to her name calling because only one of you is taking off her panties in the middle of the woods like some kind of pervert, and it’s not you. “At least I ran into you and not the Forest Fondler.”

“The… Forest Fondler?” you ask.

“Apparently, there’s a tentacle monster lurking in the forest.” The girl hands over her panties and holds her hands over her exposed pussy as she continues explaining. “Some of the other girls have run into it already. When you’re not looking, it’ll pull your pants down, or grope you, or even fuck you senseless if you’re not careful!”

“Hmm…” you ponder. “Isn’t that just a convenient excuse for girls who get caught being sluts in the forest? Like you, standing around without any pants on.”

The girl’s face goes red as she quickly hikes her shorts up, struggling to get them past her plump butt. Meanwhile, you stash her panties in your backpack. You have no idea what you’ll do with them, but at least the cute, penniless girl was **** to do something embarrassing for losing. You’ve preserved the natural order of this world.

Item Gained: Bug Catcher’s Panties!

“Bye, bug lover!”

“Wait! It would be safer to stick together!”

You ignore her. You will not be safer in the company of a girl wandering the forest with no panties. Nor will you be safer in the company of bugs.