Mom doesn't see it

"Well, I barely see an improvement at all!" Abby's Mother spat in annoyance.

"WHAT?!" Abby balked in disbelief. "What do you mean you 'barely see an improvement'?!"

"Well, for starters," her mother began, "you still have those scrawny arms and chicken legs. And you still have that little belly. And... Are you wearing a thong, young lady?!"

"First off, my underwear is not a matter here! Secondly, will you just cut me some slack?! I just started working out, so I'm not gonna -"

"'Just started'?" Abby's Mom asked, now her turn to balk in disbelief. "I've been paying your membership for four years now. What the hell have you been doing at the gym if you 'just started working out'?!"

Abby gulped as she realized her slip up. Truthfully, she had been going to the gym... But only to gawk and drool over the hot guys and gym trainers as they worked out, pretending to do so as well. Of course, this lasted until she was finally caught by one of said trainers, a new one, just last week, causing her to actually start working out to save face.

Abby chuckled sheepishly as she looked up at her mother, the older woman staring firmly at her daughter as she waited for a response. "Well..."

*SLAM!*

It was so fast that Abby had no chance of registering it, but the younger woman soon found herself on the front porch... In only her thong!