Mom's Boyfriend Accidentally Sends Daughter a Text

Unknown Number

???:

???: You were really cute babe, thanks for the quickie before work

Izzy: Eww! Who the fuck is this?

Izzy: And why do you have a picture of my mom!

???: Holy shit

???: Wrong number

Izzy: Is this fucking Josh?

Josh: Yeah it's me

Josh: Guessing you're her daughter, Izzy?

Izzy: How the fuck did you even get my number?

Josh: Your stepmom gave it to me

Josh: I'm her boyfriend remember?

Izzy: And now that I know your number, guess who's getting blocked

Izzy: :)

Step-Mom

Silvia: Izzy, I heard what happened.

Izzy: What kind of Douchebag sends selfies of who they're blowing?

Silvia: Oh honey, listen. Josh was just being nice to me and was just providing some pics. That kind of things turn me on you know? Seeing how you perform and jacking off to it later. It builds bonds with the people you care about.

Izzy: You sound like a complete narcissist

Silvia: Look honey, tell you what. I know that we're not biologically mother and daughter, but I think you'd understand once I show you what's so great about taking pictures of your lovemaking.

Izzy: Eww gross

Silvia: Consider it Stepmom-Stepdaughter bonding time, just for one day, ok?