Mind everyone else as you follow Mimi

Bumping and stepping on toes as you "excuse me, pardon me" through the waiting college co-eds, you definitely attract some flack.

Some of these people have been waiting for a drink, and you're just trying to henpeck your way past them? You get a passive-aggressive elbow or two, and you nearly knock over the drink of red-headed Delta Delta girl as she crosses paths with you in the opposite direction.

"There you are!" By the time you get to the bar, Mimi's already been accosted by at least three guys who stare daggers at you. "I thought maybe you'd left." As if...

You finally, with one last unceremonious trip over a set of shoes, bumble your way up towards Mimi's side. The Asian knockout looks cool and relaxed, her blush has faded a little. Meanwhile, you know you probably look a little disheveled...