Mildred does more than distract

"Listen, Buddy, I used to beat dorks like you up all the time in high school." Grant barked at the shop keep, keeping an eye on Roxie as she grabbed the crossbow and bolts before carefully sneaking over to the wall of daggers. "So drop the lame act and -"

"Stop right there, Criminal Scum!"

At the booming voice, Grant, Amelia, and Trish turned around as Roxie and The Shop Keep looked up, all five seeing Mildred in standing before them.

"Thou Wouldst dare to pillage from the domain of The Black Knight?!" Mildred shouted, drawing attention from the crowd towards the four demon hunters as The Shop Keeper jumped back in surprise at the sight of a sheepish Roxie. "Take Thy scantily clad carcasses and leave these grounds at once. Or face my wrath."

"'Ey! Drop da bleedin' geeky talk, yew fuckin' arse!" Trish snapped, shoving Mildred slightly.

"Hold thy tounge, Wrench!" Mildred spat, glaring from behind her helmet. At the sounds of a few giggles from some of the crowd, Mildred clicked her tounge in annoyance and sarcastically muttered to herself out loud, "'Hold thy tounge, Wench!', how about that?"

"Look, you'll be thanking us for this, Lady!" Roxie said as she reached out for a sword on the wall... only to stop as Mildred grabbed her by the wrist.

"I wouldn’t do that if I were you, Ma'am." Mildred growled, "You've no idea what -"

*CLANG!*

Mildred yelped as she staggered back, placing her hands to her helmet after Amelia hit her over the head with a club, Roxie grabbing the sword and handing it to the British demon hunter.

"Right! That's it!" Mildred exclaimed as she tossed her helmet to the side, snarling as she unsheaved her sword and pointed it towards Amelia. "Now I'm mad!"

"Why don't you go run along to Mummy, Girl?" Amelia quipped as she got into a fighting stance, pointing her rapier at Mildred. "I've been trained in the art of swordplay since before you were born! A real Joan of Arc, if you will."

"Lady, I knew Joan of Arc." Uriel muttered with a frown as she, Levi, Lucy, and Kyle watched on. "You are NO Joan of Arc."

"Shouldn't you do something?!" Kyle asked Morgan, noticing the eager smile on the sorceress' face.

"Trust me on this." Morgan replied, "Mildred may still be a novice when it comes to magic. However, put a sword in that girl's hands..."

"En garde!" Amelia exclaimed as she lept forward, Mildred effortlessly blocking the blow with her broadsword.

The Black Knight jumped back as Amelia delivered another strike, merely slashing forward at Amelia's upper half in response. The British demon hunter jumped back mere seconds before the blade made contact, Amelia smirking smugly at her opponent. "You missed, Dearest."

"Did I?" Mildred asked smugly, making Amelia's smile disappear. "Or was I aiming for something else...?"

Amelia let out a squeak as she brought her hands to her bra to make sure it wouldn't fall off her breasts...

Just as her boyshorts fell to the ground, exposing her plump ass, trimmed landing strip, and Spice Girls tattoo on her right ass cheek.

"MY KNICKERS!" Amelia exclaimed as she dropped the sword, throwing her hands over her womanhood as her face turned a bright red that was never found in nature before as the crowd laughed and hollered in amusement.

"Holy - She wasn't even aiming for those!" Kyle gasped in shock, "Are you sure that wasn't magic?"

"Well, I'd be lying if I said that that sword she has was normal..." Morgan replied coyly.

"That's Excalibur, isn’t it?" Lucy asked.

"Ask me no questions, Ms. Morningstar, and I tell you no lies." Morgan replied before cracking her knuckles. "Now, about you and your friends being teleported to the zoo."

"We kinda wanna see how this plays out..." Levi muttered, her and Uriel looking more interested.

"Guys!" Kyle said.

"Fine!" Levi groaned, looking out at the laughing crowd with an envious glance before walking over with Uriel and standing next to Lucy and Kyle.

Morgan took a deep breath as a bright aura came from her fingertips and enveloped around the four...

"'Ey! Where da fuckin' 'ell do yew get off on doin' dat to my sister, Yankee?!" Trish spat as Amelia sheepishly backed away. With a yell, Trish changed forward...

Falling flat on her face with her ass in the air as Mildred sidestepped the woman, sticking out her leg and tripping her before the laughing crowd. Trish groaned as she tried to get back up, only to freeze when she felt the sword blade under her tank top, the cold steel pressed against her back as she looked up and laughed sheepishly.

"N-now, let's not do anythin' one of us is goin' to regret, Kid."

Mildred gave an evil smirk.

"Oh, come the fuckin' 'ell on! Oi'm not even wearing a bra underneath!"

Meanwhile, Grant and Roxie were only able to steal the crossbow and bolts as well as a serrated dagger, a shield, and a battle axe from the weapons stall when a flash of bright light came from one of the tents, causing Grant to gasp.

"Guys! Forget the kid!" Grant called out, he and Roxie unknowingly getting their boxers and bra caught on a pair of loose nails. "The Devil somehow got away! We gotta get going no-"

*SHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIPPPP!*

The crowd exploded into laughter and whistles as a naked Grant and topless Roxie stood there with weapons in hand, the couple giving sheepish chuckles and smiles as Grant covered his manhood with the shield and Roxie placed an arm over her breasts.

"Whoa..." Mildred whispered, her face going red as she caught a quick glimpse at Grant's cock.

Taking this moment as an advantage, Trish reached out and kicked Mildred in the shin, the knight yelping as she dropped her sword and jumped up and down in pain. Trish quickly crawled away and grabbed the rapier as the four various undressed demon hunters left the fairgrounds, each one with looks of mortification on their faces.

"Did they get away, Granny?" Mildred asked in a hushed voice as Morgan stepped out of her tent and towards her pupil/Grand-neice.

"Yes, My Dear. Lucy and her companions have been teleported to the zoo as we speak." Mildred replied with a smile. "And you did exceptionally well, but," she gave an annoyed frown, "please, stop. Calling. Me. 'Granny'."

"That was absolutely mortifying!" Amelia exclaimed as the four left through the entrance to the fairgrounds, none of them wanting to risk hopping the fence again.

"Welcome to our life!" Roxie exclaimed as they came to a stop at a bus stop.

"Bloody 'ell! Oi ain't ever livin' dis down!"

"What are you complaining about?! You're the one still mostly dressed!" Grant replied angrily. "Look, let's just focus on trying to find out where The Devil, her boyfriend, Leviathan, and that angel got off t-"

Suddenly, a bright flash of light interrupted Grant, the bright light radiating from a few hundred yards away.

"Well, dat's convenient." Trish said.

"That came from the side of the zoo with all those monsters!" Roxie exclaimed, handing the axe to Trish and the rapier back to Amelia. "We're going to need to be on our guard there!"

"Well, Morgan got us to the zoo..." Lucy said as the four looked up at the closed gate, "She just put us on the wrong side of the gate."

"By the way, Levi, I've been meaning to ask." Kyle began as they approached the gate, "Why isn't your aquarium part of Aranyani's zoo?"

"It was a few decades ago, but..." Levi replied sheepishly, "Well, let's just say one of my hippocampi and one of her hippogriffs got a little too chummy with one another. And given that both are endangered species..."

"Endangered?"

"Hey! Do you have any idea how hard is it to have a horse mate with a griffin or a dolphin naturally without it getting eaten by the former or drowning with the latter?" Levi snapped before taking a deep breath. "But yeah. They had a kid, and we went our separate ways on good terms. I lost Claru the Cetus in our last trade, but I got her entire pod of selkies in return."

Lucy tugged on the gate for a bit before letting out a groan. "Great! It's locked!"

"Well, do we wait for Aranyani, or...?" Kyle asked, trailing off after hearing footsteps behind them.

The group blushed as they turned around to see...