Mikey and Mitsuki

Mitsuki: Please, Mikey? Its really important.

Mikey: More important than pretending to **** Gonard? More important than finding out what new developments have come up in the tragic saga of Sub-Zero!?

Gonard: He's a robot now.

Mikey: He's a robot now, Mitsuki! A ninja robot!

Gonard: Who's out for ****. And not against the same guy as last time! This guy's costume is green!

Mikey: Gree-wait, green? Man, I liked it better when he was after the blood of Yellow. Still, he's after blood!

Gonard: And he's gay.

Mikey: ....oh. uh, does it reflect in his ****-Maneuver?

Gonard: What!? Naw! He just unzips his pants, shoves the other guy's head into his crotch over and over and then blows a bunch of thick milk out the back of his skull!

Mikey: Lllet's talk about this in my apartment, Mit...ten.

Mitsuki: Mitsuki.

Mikey: Which is Japanese for 'mitten'.

Mitsuki: ...wait, what language are we all speaking?

Mikey opens his door and he and Mitsuki go in. Mitsuki starts to melt as she goes in, blissful in all senses. The door closes, leaving the other three standing in the hall.

Gonard: What does she got that Gore-al Qombat ain't got!? Hey, do you wanna play, Lily?

Lily: Ew, gross! Playing video games is for nerds and spazzes. If I played, I'd be no better than Mikey.

Guano: Actually, lots of different kinds of people play video games. Musicians, fashion designers. High-status actors like Gonard. Even the Prime Minister.

The scene cuts to the Prime Minister playing Grand Theft Auto: Kyoto.

PM: YES!! Crime is fun! If only there were no police!

The commissioner of Tokyo Police overhears this.

Commish: Well, you heard him, lads. We're no longer needed.

The police disband.

Guano: See?

Lily: See what?

Guano: ...I...don't know. I saw it all so vividly and now it's gone, leaving no trace of itself on the world. as if...'twas all a dream.

Gonard: Trust me, Lily, it made a great case for you to start playing games with us. Especially the tanuki and her seventy children.

Guano: I don't think we saw the same cut-away. But that's okay, because now there are two convincing, completely unrelated scenes in favor of you taking up gaming.

Lily: Hmm...