Middle Of The Road

The schools Aproach was so dry and clinical, but Kevin didn't feel right starting off a relationship, even one as bizarre as this, with lies.

"So, have you ever touched yourself for pleasure?" He asked Kalena.

Suddenly, he hadn't even seen her move, Kalena was holding an obsidian knife to his throat!

"How you know about women's pleasure arts? You spy on me?" She demanded.

"No! Where I come from men are supposed to know this so we can pleasure our wives!" Kevin said, frantic as he felt a tiny cut form in his neck, like a nick from shaving.

"Oh, did not know." She apologized. Seeing he was bleeding she licked his cut, and then went into the house and returned with a tiny handful of leaves.

"Chew this and swallow, prevent sickness in cut." She said and handed them to him.

Kevin did, and the leaves were very bitter, but also kind of spicy, like a bizarre kind of mint.

"There, now, what is 'wievz'?" Kalena asked.

"Um, oh, when a man and a woman decide they are going to have children there's a cerimony, and they become 'husband' and 'wife' to each other. That means they will only ever have sex with each other and work together to raise thier children," Kevin explained.

"What is 'seks'?" Kalena asked.

"Right, when humans, like you and I, mate, we call it 'having sex' or 'making love'," Kevin explained.

"But first must be 'ceremony' for becoming 'husband' and 'wife'?" She asked.

"Sometimes, but usually if they want to have children," he said.

"I want children, make babies, you want this too?" Kalena demanded.