Megumin

Story 1 (Daily Explosion Hunger)

"Do you guys have to have sex every damn second of the day?"

It was a valid question. Not one that anyone in the room could answer, considering the positions they were caught in. Sena and Luna were giving Kazuma a double titfuck while getting eaten out by Aqua and Wiz, all while Kazuma himself had Chris grinding away on his face. Some of the girls didn't even bother stopping, though some seemed embarrassed to be caught by Kazuma's girlfriend's rage.

"There's more to life than just putting Kazuma's dick in your holes! There's a whole wide world outside!" growled Megumin, walking over to open the curtains to Kazuma's room. A blast of solar radiation making them wince in shock, though this still didn't stop everyone's fun. "We could be out there doing quests! Aren't we still in the red for future pregnancies?"

"Kazuma will figure something out." shrugged Luna, continuing to pump her huge breasts against his cock.

"It... it doesn't h-have to be today..." agreed Chris, biting at her thumb to grind harder on Kazuma's tongue.

Peering out from Sena's ass, Wiz asked, "Did... did you want to join us, Megumin-chan?"

Megumin couldn't even get the rage up towards Wiz's cute question. A blush forming on her face when she smelled the telltale stench of Kazuma's cum spurting up and covering Sena and Luna. These girls were too far gone. There was no saving them from this after Kazuma had baked their brains in cummy pleasure.

It wasn't like Megumin disliked sex. Whenever she did join she knew she'd get wrapped up in Kazuma's pace and spend the whole day in pure ecstacy. Even now the pheromones were getting to her, making her panties a little too damp to keep on, but she had goals beyond having sex inside every day.

"Hey guys, sorry we're late~"

Two women who Megumin hadn't really been properly introduced to walked in. The dark haired busty bruiser that had tried to 'dominate' Darkness, and the flowery healer girl she was dating. Bringing with them some bottles of water to hydrate the growing orgy. (Oh, and Yunyun was there too.)

Neither really expected Megumin to grab them by the arms and drag them out the room.

"You two! Take me out for my daily explosion, now!"

Tifa blinked, unsure what was happening and too heavy to really be moved by the younger wizard, "U-um, but we-"

"Harem order!"

Both of them looked at each other, letting Aerith shrug with a smirk, "Well, if it's an order guess we gotta. Right, hun?"

"Well, okay then. It's been a while since we took a nature walk."

"Wait! What about me, Megumin?!"

"Do what you want, Yunyun."

And with that, the three of them headed out the mansion.

With Yunyun hurrying behind them.

Leaving the orgy to continue, and Kazuma to finally escape Chris' pussy to ask, "Was Megumin here?"

The walk to her favourite crater filled field was a nice one. The lightest splattering of clouds against the pure azure sky, butterflies and bees flying around the pure green grass they walked upon, it was truly picturesque. Plus, sometimes the group failed to realise just how sweaty their mansion had become in the last few weeks, so fresh air was a godsend. Tifa and Aerith holding hands and giggling while they walked, with Megumin and Yunyun bickering the whole way through.

Throughout the walk, Tifa did notice that Megumin kept looking at her inquisitively. As if she was studying her. "Um, are you okay, Megumin?"

The wizard was silent for a few more steps up the green hill, "We haven't really properly met yet, have we?"

"I suppose not. My name is Tifa Lockhart, and this is my girlfriend, Aerith Gainsborough."

Megumin eyed her for a few more steps. Only for Yunyun to whisper, "See? I told you she wasn't!"

"Sush! You don't do it either!"

"What are you two whispering about?" Asked Aerith, sensing something fun brewing.

With a dramatic point, Megumin started presenting Tifa as if she was a specimen, “Red eyes, black hair, pretty face. You may have fooled Yunyun, but I know a Crimson Demon when I see one. I’d recognize our kind anywhere.”

"Oh wow, yeah that makes sense!" said Aerith, adding to the pile of Tifa's shock.

"W-what?! I'm not a-!"

Megumin frowned, "You didn't do a dramatic intro though, which makes me think something happened to you that made you forget your lineage. What kind of magic do you cast?”

"I don't-"

“Tifa’s more of a ‘punch wizard’,” said Aerith, giving a coy smirk towards her girlfriend. “She settles matters with her incredible strength. One time, me, Cloud, Jessie, and Barret all sat on a bench and she totally lifted it!”

"I don't know who those people are but WOW!" exclaimed a fast talking and starry eyed Megumin.

"That's incredible. I didn't know you could get punch wizards..." said Yunyun, who was also inspecting Tifa while they walked now and poking at her bicep.

“Aerith! You know I’m not a wizard!”

Megumin gasped, “Does that mean you were rejected by the clan due to your lack of magical abilities? You even have a cool Crimson Demon backstory!”

“Oh that’s not all. We commit major crimes to take down the corrupt officials of Elroad, with Tifa’s bar being our secret base of operations~” explained Aerith, enjoying the way Megumin’s eyes sparkled at her the more she encouraged the praise. “Isn’t that right, dear?”

"...well, yes, but-"

“Amazing!” Megumin exploded, quickly latching onto Tifa’s arm, “I wish I had you as my rival instead of Yunyun...”

"MEGUMIN!"

“Oh, you’re still here?”

Yunyun looked panicked and stressed, “Don't replace me as your rival right in front of me! I-I can have a cool backstory too! It's just having amnesia, right? Is there a rock around here...”

"Let's all calm down!" insisted Tifa, grabbing Yunyun before she did anything crazy, "Megumin, are we at your explosion spot yet?"

Looking around at the landscape, Megumin nodded, "Yeah, this place will do."

Before they had left, Darkness had given Aerith the 'Explosion Walk' kit. She hadn't really looked inside it, but considering it was just a picnic basket she didn't really seem to give it much thought. Grabbing the blanket from inside, she set it down at the peak of the hill, with Tifa and Yunyun sitting next to her.

Megumin stood alone against the evils of the empty field of grass. Energy crackled around her, that anticipation in the air was palpable, like the ground itself feared her presence. She took a massive inhale and sighed happily.

"Ahh! That's the stuff. Fresh air, open spaces, isn't this better than having sex inside?!"

"I have to admit, this is a nice change of pace," agreed Tifa, feeling the nice cool breeze poke around her cleavage rather than Kazuma's cock. "Maybe we have been having too much fun lately."

"I'm just always happy to get to spend some time with you," replied Aerith, rubbing Tifa's hand lovingly before adding, "And some time with your new rival too~"

"She's not Megumin's rival!" Yunyun exclaimed, "I-I'm the Crimson Demon chief, so I order you to not take her away from me!"

"I-I wasn't..."

"Oh! It's happening!" said Aerith, pointing over to Megumin's collected dark mana. The winds swirling around her the longer she spouted off her pre-magic speech.

"EXPLOSION!"

The elegant breeze that had been treating them all nicely suddenly rushed past their faces like a stampede of cabbages. Fire and ash splattered the land, adding one more massive hole to the litany of defeated grass patches. Megumin stood alone until she could stand no longer. Falling forwards from lack of mana onto the nearby grass.

Tifa was first to go over to Megumin, picking her up and bringing her over to the blanket.

"Feeling better?" Tifa asked.

"Yeah!" Megumin exclaimed happily, "Now who wants to fuck me first?"

That made both Tifa and Aerith blink.

"Excuse me?"

"Weren't you the one saying we shouldn't be having as much sex-?"

"Inside!" Megumin finished Aerith's sentence, "We should be doing more outside sex, so I can use explosions!"

The two of them just gave her a pitiable look of silence.

"Megumin get this way whenever she uses her magic..." Yunyun explained. Flipping up Megumin's skirt to reveal the sexy lace underwear underneath and the absolute tsunami of pussy juice leaking from it, "She acts like she hates sex, then after Explosion she's the hungriest girl I know..."

"Like you didn't come along just to use me like this," Megumin grinned, "Yunyun always sits on my face first while I can't mph!" She didn't exactly have to prove her point as her rival quickly mounted up. Rubbing her pussy against her mouth while the tongue dove deep inside her.

"Wow..." said Tifa, staring at Megumin's twitchy pussy in awe.

It was then that Aerith checked further into the picnic basket. Sure, there was some food, but mostly it was various sex toys.

She tossed a strap-on to Tifa, that bounced off her tits before she managed to catch it. "C'mon, honey. Show your new rival whose boss!"

Tifa sighed. Somewhere between the smouldering country side and the burning cunt outside she felt the picturesque day had been lost along the way. But, if you can't beat them...

Without Kazuma to wreck her strength with his cock, Tifa ended up dominating the other three quite easily with her skills. The Kazuma brand strap-on did help a lot. Whenever she gave Megumin an orgasm she was right back up to go perform another spell. Getting hungrier for more deep penetration by Tifa each time.

After the four girls had added even more explosion holes around the field, they headed home. Tifa had to carry Megumin the whole way, where the growing orgy from earlier welcomed them back with open arms for a lovely full day of debaucherous sex.

Just like how Megumin liked it.

Story 2 (Costume Thievery)

Mansion life had stabilised for Megumin. There had been an initial shock about having to learn a lot of new names, faces, and sexual positions. But in time those worries all changed into a life becoming more fun, friendly, and open.

Though, as life with Kazuma often did, things still surprised her.

“What the hell do you think you’re doing?”

Darkness’ head snapped back. Her face almost immediately flushed as red as the clothes she had stolen. Mouth wide, fear dripping off her face, frantically looking between the Megumin that had walked in and the Kazuma she was straddling.

“I-! I-! I’M SORRY!”

With a click of her tongue, Megumin stomped forwards, “You really think sorry is gonna cut it?! How long has this been going on?!”

Kazuma shrugged, “About two week-”

“Three months!”

He gave Darkness an astounded look. “Wait, really? So even before us, you’ve been dressing… like this?”

Somehow her face looked even more pitiable. Now bullied from both sides, Darkness couldn’t even stretch her clothes up to hide her shame.

Of course, that’s because Megumin’s clothes were stretched to the limit as is.

Sitting on Kazuma’s lap, Darkness had stolen one of Megumin’s dresses to wear as a bit of extra cosplay fun. There was no hiding their differing physiology–something that continues to grind the wizard’s gears even after her growth spurt–as the big blonde with her bigger bust made Megumin’s cloak look painted on. The red cloth hugged her sizable curves like a snake coiling around its prey. Barely managing to cover even a third of her rump and the tips of her nipples at the same time. Milky melons looked only a soft breeze away from jumping out of their cloth confines, something that Megumin’s angry yanking seemed unaware of.

“Why did you take my clothes, you oversized harlot?!”

“I-I like the way they s-squeeze me? YIPE!” She exclaimed when Megumin slapped her on the tit, forcing them both to jiggle like crazy.

“Wear ropes then! I know you have plenty of them! And that doesn’t explain why this has been going on for so long!”

Darkness gulped, wanting nothing more than to hide, retreating into a ball to admit, “I… I wanted to feel a-as bold as you…”

Megumin took a pause. Giving the blonde a sassy eyebrow and frown, tilting her hips just to make the bigger woman flinch.

“Take it off!” She barked, watching Darkness shimmy the dress down past her huge areola before shouting again, “Oh, you think you can mock me by showing off your bigger nipples?! Cover up, you slut!”

“B-But-!” She tried to defend.

“I said take it OFF!”

Whimpers, confusion, and giggles from Kazuma. “She’s just bullying you, Darkness.”

“R-Really?!”

Megumin slapped his shoulder lightly, “Oh, come on! I told you not to ever tell Darkness when I’m bullying her! She goes from being the best target to the worst…”

“I-I can be a good bully target!” the blonde’s eyes were twinkling too hard for that to be believable in the slightest. “Oh! Please don’t complain about my body anymore, Megumin! I can’t stand the emotional turmoil! I’ll bend myself over backwards to hide from your unbearable attacks!”

Diving to the foot of the bed, she cowered with her head down. Of course, it was Darkness, so her ass was bare and her slit was dripping wet while wiggling back and forth.

Megumin shook her head, giving a face to Kazuma that visually said: “See?”

Kazuma was already hungrily moving over to her, “I dunno, I kinda like her like this.”

“Oi! Don’t penetrate her yet, Kazuma!” Megumin once more ordered, stopping his thick cock right on the leaky edge of her wanton pussy. “Darkness! If you’re going to dress like a Crimson Demon, then you have to talk like a Crimson Demon! Declare yourself the rightful Harem owner! Or else I’m gonna fuck Kazuma instead!”

There was a small pause after that. Darkness did not raise her head, perhaps hoping she could entice Kazuma to move a little forward with ass wiggles alone.

“...Megumin, I-I don’t like that kind of bullying…”

“Too bad.”

“Mmn!” She gasped out. Even if Darkness hated it, she also hated that she loved the feeling of being emotionally tortured as well. Of course, she loved that feeling too. It was a real snake eating its own tail situation. “I-I-I am Darkness! The-! AIP!”

A hand whipped down on her ass. Not enough to hurt her but to send a message, “Full name.”

A much deeper pout shot out towards Megumin, only to be instantly shot down. With a resigned and heated sigh, Darkness started again.

“I-I-I-I-I-I am L-L-Lalatina D-Dustiness Ford! The H-Harem Queen to Satou Kazuma’s rightful Kinghood! I am his unbreakable shield of b-burning resolve! The paladin of perdition! I am the harem’s very first! Some would see Kazuma as an undesirable, swaddled in cynicism and track suit sloth, yet I looked beyond the surface to tame his heart and claim his mighty meat! I am the taker of Satou Kazuma’s virginity, and the one who graduated him from NEEThood and p-proud bearer of his firstborn child!”

“Oi. Why does this feel like an attack on me?”

“Shh.”

Darkness continued, “E-Even with my status, I dress in Megumin’s clothes and act like Kazuma’s bitch because…Megumin is cooler, smarter, and more popular than me! My heart is weak and I have deep self-worth issues! Deep down, I believe that being a cum sponge for Kazuma is all I’m really good for-”

Megumin put her hands up to stop the rambling crazy woman. “Okay, that’s enough. This is just getting sad now.”

“Seriously.”

After a few blinks, Darkness’ face began heating up. “W-Was I saying that out loud?”

Megumin gave a brief exhale while shaking her smiling head, “You idiot.” She muttered, walking on her knees towards the cowering Darkness and bringing her head in for a hug. “I’m not gonna ruin the mood and go on a big speech about how worthy you are, or how much you’re loved by everyone. Instead, I’ll do things the Megumin way and let my actions do the talking. Kazuma? Sic ‘em.”

“Eh?”

He was airborne and tackling the cosplaying girl as soon as she was done talking.

Kazuma was all over her. He knew when to shower his girl with affection, pushing her to her back while kissing all over her face and neck. Darkness could only moan while his ever erect cock began slapping around her sensitive pussy. Thick melons were quickly vacated from their tight red trappings, jumping free to finally breathe in the open air.

“Be right back.” said Megumin, making her escape from the room while the focus wasn’t on her.

Already penetrating the cosplaying crusader, Kazuma wasn’t letting the pressure down for a second, “We gotta get you wearing more short skirts, Darkness.” he grinned, hands under her butt moving slowly up to under her knees to get her in a full nelson. “Your tree trunk thighs are so fun to spread when they’re in them!”

“Ahhn! K-Kazuma! H-How do you always feel s-so big no matter how many times you’re inside me…? F-Fuck meee!”

“Then fuck me! The best crusader!”

“And you’re sexy healer~”

Both their eyes went up to see the new intruders to the room.

The new ‘crusader’ did not look exactly dressed to protect anyone. Instead of wearing any armour, she instead only wore Darkness’ pure black body stocking, clinging like a glove all the way down her body. Blue hair cascading down her back, Aqua’s body was on full display in the nylon. Just under her red ribbon you could see her nipples perfectly pointing, and below that her camel toe was very pronounced. Perhaps this was the best way to portray Darkness these days. The only armour pieces were some arm guards and the feathery shoulder paldron.

Megumin, on the other hand, was wearing Aqua’s outfit. The chest had a bit of a give, much to Megumin’s annoyance, which is why her initial pose tried to show off her ass more than anything. Letting the flared hem of the blue skirt barely cover the bulbous rear mass underneath (not that Aqua’s lower half was any stranger to that kind of fan service). Perhaps most surprising, Aqua had managed to quickly style Megumin’s hair to resemble her usual style, even with accompanying hair beads.

“Well, Kazuma? Gonna fill up your Goddess with your favorite treat?” Asked Meguqua, flicking her tongue at him seductively.

“No way, you have to punish your crusader, Kazuma~” giggled Aquness, placing her hands above her head to really shake her loose body parts about, “Oh! And tie me up! I kinda like that now!”

“They make a compelling argument,” smiled Darkmin, legs wrapping around the back of Kazuma’s body, “But I still want you a little longer.”

He looked between the three, giving each a slightly strange look. Perhaps reverence at the camaraderie they all shared, perhaps love at the support they all had for each other and for him. Or perhaps… he was just confused.

“Why are you all acting like I need to fucking pick? We do orgies all the damn time, get over here already.”

After a beat, the other two agreed and hurried over to Darkness’ bed, with the promise of erotic madness soon to come.

“I’m just glad no one tried dressing up as me,” admitted Kazuma. “That’s a boner I don’t want to have.”

“I’m just glad no one tried dressing up as me, that’s a boner I don’t want to have.” said Kazuma.

All eyes went to the source of the sudden repetitiveness. The blue haired crusader giggling after such a perfect imitation of her boyfriend, then pressed glowing fingers against the two other women. “Ventriloquist!”

“Oh right, that skill that lets you mimic others,” said Kazuma.

“Oh right, that skill that lets you-”

“Stop copying me!” He barked at Megumin.

“Yeah, obviously we need to use it for our cosplays!” said Aqua in Darkness’ voice. Her eyes locking with the woman she was mimicking, “Crusades! Sword slash! Reserved moan! I will protect everyone with my big body! I think Aqua normally really likes cum!”

As Darkness was unable to make a rebuttal from the crotchal **** she was dealing with, Megumin seemed to be figuring out the skill too, “Woah, this is really fun! Behold, I am a Crimson Demon Goddess! Kazuma’s dick managed to claim my heart, and now dozens of my loyal followers think about him daily for intimate daily masturbation!”

Aqua was only annoyed by one part, “Oi. ‘Dozens’? Try hundreds, I’m a very well beloved Goddess!”

“I hold the power of the Heavens! I am…” Megumin slowly trailed off, looking embarrassed in giving a speech for the first time ever. Though it turned out, she was self-conscious in a different way, “D-Darkness? Do you have to be moaning in my voice…?”

Even with the two other cosplaying girls kneeling next to them on the bed, Kazuma didn’t stop in fucking his blonde busty ‘wizard’. Moaning away in a voice that wasn’t her own, her right tit was bouncing around wildly against her red clothing, while her left was jointly massaged by her fingerless-gloved hand and Aqua’s nylon covered digits. Juice was spurting out wildly from beneath the red skirt hem, giving Kazuma the natural lube he needed to slide deeper and deeper inside her aching lips.

Seeing that it was somewhat bothering the girl that had teased her, Darkness had a rare chance to go on the attack.

“Oh ffuck! KAZUMA! You fuck my tight pussy so GOOD! OHhHHHH! Fill my Crimson Demon pussy with your boiling virile spunk! Ahn! Ahn! NNNFUCK! Fuck me harder! H-HARDER!”

It was clear the weird sex talk was totally working on Kazuma, as his thrusts became harder and faster inside Darkness. Gripping her waist and going to town throwing his full weight into slamming that slit.

Meanwhile, Megumin had gone past Embarrassment City and was seeking **** Town. “Two can play at that game, Darkness.” She growled, turning to her boyfriend to latch her arms around his neck. “‘Kazuma, I’m just your nasty slut. A total bitch for your big meat. You ruined me for other men, this noble is totally devoted to your huge dick all day and all night.”

“Wow… that’s beautiful, Megumin. Hey Darkness, did you want me to write that down for your wedding vows?” asked Aqua.

Darkness was too busy enjoying the mix of humiliation and raw womb pounding to listen to Aqua, “Oh god, OH Gawwd! I’m so close! So f-fucking CLOSE! IIINnNNNEEEXPLOOSSSION!!!!”

Aqua instinctively ducked from the sound of ‘Megumin’ yelling that.

Darkness’ juices sprayed hard against Kazuma’s chest as her body totally convulsed in climax. His cum already close, the tight squeeze of her vaginal walls against all of his cock was too much, and he blasted her insides with a huge stream of jizz. Falling on top of ‘Megumin’s’ comfy chest pillows after he was done, curling over the sweaty garment in pure happiness.

“Cute,” the real Megumin huffed, “I guess I deserve that. But now it’s my turn!” She announced, dragging Kazuma out of Darkness to lay him on his back. Then Megumin got up and started wagging her uncovered ass in his face, taking his hands to **** him to squeeze her ample rear. “Come on, Kazuma. Don’t you wanna make this slutty Goddess scream your name to the Heavens?”

It was a compelling argument. One that Kazuma’s cum covered cock couldn’t contradict, quickly raising to the sky the more Kazuma groped at Megumin’s rear. “Your throne awaits, ‘Goddess’.”

Megumin grinned, taking a hold of his thick beast to gently aim it at her cunt. The heat of their genitals touching made both of them shake in anticipation. They’d both realised that one of Megumin’s favourite manoeuvres was to full on slut drop as much of his length as she could in one go. Using your strongest attack on the first turn as it were.

“FFUCK!” ‘Aqua’ groaned after the drop. Rear still getting fondled by Kazuma as her throbbing insides accustomed themselves to his massive length. That electrical burning pulse feeling was what kept her doing this move so often, “Ohh~ God DAMN! Y-you’re so fucking big, Kazuma!” ‘Aqua’ continued, “So s-studly, manly, all the other Goddesses weep from jealousy that you took me from Heaven~”

“Yeah they are!” Aqua cheered. She had already locked in on her next cum filled target. Straddling the half asleep blonde to wave her own rear in front of her. “Oh brave Darkness, while I suck the tasty jizz from your cunt, do treat your own pussy to some of that sweet tongue loving, won’t you?” asked ‘Darkness’ to Darkness, tearing her pussy out of the nylon cloth to let her at it.

“I swear I had a dream like this once…” mumbled Darkness before her mouth was sufficiently too covered to say anything else.

The pair sixty-nined next to the rutting pair. Aqua, unperturbed by her own moans next to them, just wouldn’t stop licking and lapping, trying to catch the leaks of all the fresh favourite cum that poured out of her. “Mmm~. Darkness, your cute pussy is always, like, sooo tasty! I just wanna kiss these amazing lips all night long! Lum lum slluurp… ahh! I love it!”

Somehow the lack of attempting to emulate her speech patterns got to Darkness even more. Hearing her own voice speak with such genuine sincerity and unbridled girliness was a strange kind of twist on this current comedic formula. “Th-thanks…” She replied to her own voice, deciding to try and cover over Aqua’s speech with more licks up her cooch.

Thankfully, Megumin and her Aqua impression was also there to help drown her out.

“Kazuma! Kaaazummmaaa!” She groaned, her bouncing booty holding strong against the long pole wrecking her insides. “I can’t get e-enough of your fucking COCK! NnH! Haa! Fuck! Harder! Harder you bastard! Never FuCKING STOP!”

Her hips were becoming a fevered pitch. Usually when a dick was inside Aqua she melted her bitchy ways, so the usual saccharine voice portrayed in such a bitey way was also doing it for him. That tight pussy jumping up and down rapidly while her blue skirt bunched up around her belly, all before he filled that belly deeply with blast after blast of sperm.

She fell forwards on her face, and Aqua was able to see her ‘own’ butt twitching in post climax. A stream of jizz routinely squirting out of the well fucked slit.

Admittedly, once the four of them became this level of horny, it was hard for them to even concentrate enough to make words anymore. The fevered foursome devolving into a cacophony of messy clothes and sweaty moans, until they couldn’t even tell who was who anymore.

Though this event did spark somewhat of a new tradition. Cosplay sex where everyone traded clothes around and gained the temporary Ventriloquist skill.

Megumin made sure to stretch out Chris’ booty shorts with her ass, while she felt like her ass was exposed in Megumin’s. Only Darkness’ huge chest could stretch out Yunyun’s already stretched dress, while Yunyun kept poking at her nipple under the nylon. And Wiz wouldn’t stop trying to hide from the breeze her ass felt in Aqua’s dress, while Aqua refused to wear underwear under Wiz’s robe.

That wasn’t all. The pure white robes of Divane coating Syliva’s dark skin, Sylvia’s fancy red dress barely covering Musume’s breasts, who had her loose battle wear on Xara, who then had her tight fitting succubus swirls looking sinful on Divane.

And yes, even Kazuma got to try out cosplaying as Cloud while he wore a tracksuit. It was only fair.

Story 3 (A Mighty Signature)

It had been a building she’d been eyeing for months.

Owned by a scumbag noble with more wealth than sense. He’d driven away everyone from his maid barracks through his sexual harassment, refilling the building every few months before emptying it right back out again.

Megumin wanted to blow it up.

She wanted to blow most things up, obviously as it was her calling, but rarely did she get to explode for justice outside of monster fights.

But with how much wealth that noble had, Kazuma had ixnayed directly attacking a part of his estate.

But what if it wasn’t his anymore?

“See, Kazuma?”

“Hmm…” scratching at his chin, Kazuma really tried to find any flaw with the logic. But the magic around the pen she’d written with seemed to be iron clad even for his mind… “Well, your name is on it. I guess these maid barracks really are yours.”

“Ha! It worked!”

Kazuma grimaced a little at her, “...why’d you lend out your property to that creepy noble perv?”

“I-no! I…” She quickly defended before sighing, “Let’s just blow it up.”

After walking away to a safe enough distance, Megumin began to do her stuff. Kazuma wondered why she was so adamant to explode her own property, but he couldn’t really complain. Only hoping she didn’t miss and hit this noble’s mansion…

KABOOOOM!

“Ahh… that really hit the spot!” Megumin exhaled, feeling sexually, morally, and karmically just in her post-splosion orgasm. “Kazuma! I wanna blow up some more things! Fuck me to get me back up to full strength!”

“...” He twitched, looking downright terrified and furious at the same time.

“Kazuma?”

“WHY DID YOU BLOW UP MY PROPERTY!?!”

The fat noble had begun the chase after exiting his nearby mansion, thundering towards the pair on the hill. Kazuma quickly scooped up Megumin and attempted to run, the only logical course of action. Hoping that even with the added weight he could maybe outrun him and that he was secluded enough to never hear about the explosion crazy crimson demon.

Megumin was mostly just annoyed, “What the hell? That building was mine! It had my name on it!”

“You mean the signature you just EXPLODED?!”

“...”

“Run faster, Kazuma!”

Story 4 (Mom, Dad… I’m…)

It had been a few weeks since Megumin had come back to her house.

A lot had changed in her life since then–enough to fill several short stories, split between multiple chapters–it had been a rollercoaster of emotions and sexual conquests. Her quest to catch up with the others had been truly fruitful. Not only the endless gauntlet she’d had with Darkness, but all the days since then exploring her sexuality and the fun that came with it.

Yet only one thing could make her return to her childhood home with a belly full of more than just butterflies.

She felt the signs–morning sickness, slight fatigue, Sena’s jealous glares– and Aqua had confirmed it… Megumin had an announcement to make to her parents. The announcement. One she was sure they were expecting, but still wasn’t sure how to tell them.

“My Dad might kill you.”

“So you’ve said. Multiple times.”

Of course, she wasn’t going anywhere without her team.

Megumin turned to her boyfriend as they walked towards her house, “I’m the pride of his life, Kazuma. His little girl, and you defiled me.” She stressed while he rolled his eyes, “Be ready to bolt. Lurk powers at the ready. Even my explosion magic may not stop him for long. Maybe if we go back for Sylvia, we can-”

“Alright! I get it!” He hissed, taking Megumin by the shoulders and pushing her forwards, “No backing out of this by trying to make me nervous! We’re all being brave!” He insisted, having to put a good amount of **** into the resisting wizard.

“If you get the life strangled out of your neck, I can revive you, Kazuma.”

“You’re not helping, Useless Goddess.”

“I don’t mind being strangled in your stead, Kazuma.”

“Would you two be more supportive of Megumin rather than doing your stupid running gags on me?!” He gave an exasperated growl to the two while pushing.

“Pft. Like my little sister needs any support. She’s the strongest girl I know!” Aqua brushed off, “Oh! Sorry, Darkness.”

“It’s okay, I agree.” The blonde smiled, seeing the redness on Megumin’s ears spread as they walked, “So what can we expect, Megumin? Crimson Demons probably have some big ritual to announce a pregnancy, right?”

With a beat, Megumin took a deep breath.

“Yeah, just follow my lead.”

Before any of their sinking stomachs could ask what she meant by that, Megumin took off like a bolt of lightning. Her head was down, staff clutched tight, barely slowing down to open the door and running inside.

The wind seemed to follow after her. Crashing into the living room where her family was eating just after she’d arrived.

“D-daughter?”

“Megumin?”

“Big sis!”

Each simultaneously reacted to her abrupt arrival, but none could stop the teeth gnarled **** on their breakfast that Megumin’s foot had already begun descending towards.

SLAM

“I am Megumin! Greatest Crimson Demon, World Class Explosion Master, Champion against the Demon King’s Daughter, and Supreme Queen Wizard of the Dustiness-Ford Harem! Yet, even with all my esteemed titles, I am here to announce that I will soon be increasing in greatness! The only wizard that is capable of surpassing me… their arrival time is nigh! In only nine short months, I shall deliver unto the world the next generation’s strongest soldier! A being so powerful that only the world’s greatest wizard’s body could be capable of growing and incubating it! I… AM… PREGNANT!”

Her parents just stared.

Kazuma, Aqua, and Darkness had all arrived about half way through the speech, but hadn’t the gall or ability to stop her. The latter two were shocked, while the former just looked embarrassed and terrified.

With his face darkened, Hyoizaburo rose from his seat.

Megumin was ready to turn and yell at her boyfriend to make a run for it.

What she wasn’t expecting was her father to grab her shoulders before his face lit up.

“YAHOOOOOOOO!!!” He cheered, swinging his oldest around with glee and a skip in his step, “I’m going to be a granddad! A pop-pop! I knew you could do it, Megumin!”

“Dad! Wha-?!” Megumin balked, feeling as if all the epicness of her speech had been torn asunder, “I-I guess I’m glad you approve?!”

As Hyoizaburo danced around, Komekko turned to her calmer parent, “Mom, what’s happening?”

“You’re going to be an aunty, Komekko-chan.” Smiled Yuiyui, wiping a tear away from her eye, “Megumin is asking the stork for her own baby to raise.”

That seemed to click in the young girl’s mind, “Like you!”

Hyoizaburo finally put Megumin down to address the others in his home, “Ah, the man of the hour! Come in, come in!” He ushered them towards the small table, “You must all be hungry, so please eat anything that doesn’t have Megumin’s footprint in it.”

Aqua wasted no time in following that suggestion, taking a seat next to Komekko to begin stealing a plate of eggs for herself. While Kazuma nervously stepped one foot forward, Darkness gave a dignified bow at least, “Thank you, sir. As a representative of the Harem, and Megumin’s girlfriend, I am happy to hear you’re so supportive of her decisions.”

“Ah yes, Megumin wrote to us about her new girlfriends…” said Hyoizaburo, stroking his chin while looking at the two, “My wife thought it would have been Yunyun to steal her heart, but I must say that it seems my daughter got my taste for shapely women! Haha-!” A metal knife snapped in two that sent a cold shiver through the laughing man. He turned to see his wife’s “smile” and rapidly changed the subject, “H-how wonderful y-you all love each other very much! N-now, Kazuma! Have you had a good day so far, my boy? How’s, uh, the Harem Knighting? Bet you’ve already filled up a few women today, eh?”

“Um… good? And, well… yeah…” replied Kazuma, remembering his morning thrill with a succubus on top of a slime girl. He’d share more details, but Kazuma was feeling too awkward by this whole affair. “Sir, I want you to assure you that just because I’m a breeder by trade, doesn’t mean I don’t love and support Megumin. I am dedicated to-”

“Yes yes, lad. I know. Crimson Demons know full well the desires and responsibilities of a harem, our history books speak of the epic scientist that once had over eight thousand women to his beck and call!” said Hyoizaburo, placing his hand on his heart in remembrance of that hero.

Kazuma and Darkness felt the sweat stain their faces, knowing which scientist he was talking about and the lies that the asshole definitely told his creations…

“Hmph.” huffed Megumin, clearly unimpressed by the history lesson. “You know Dad, I really thought you’d be angrier with Kazuma.”

Hyoizaburo turned his head, “Angry? Why would I be angry? Oh! We need to celebrate! I’ll go get the good booze!” He raced towards his kitchen, but was followed by Megumin, who was then followed by Kazuma.

As her dad scoured the cupboards, Megumin continued to press, “C’mon, Dad. Not even a little bit of rage?”

“Well… I didn’t think I’d be becoming a grandad so young, but I can’t stop the youth from having their fun!”

“Yes but… Kazuma fucked me, Dad.” She continued, scowling at him while he happily beamed in his search, “He spread my young legs, bit my exposed neck, filled my hungry vagina with his thick seed and oversized-”

A hand clamped over her mouth, “Are you TRYING to get me killed?!” Kazuma hissed, dragging her back to the others, “You can’t tell me you’re angry that your dad approves of our child!”

With a slight pout, Megumin turned away from him, “...a little anger wouldn’t go amiss.”

“Wahahaha! Here we go! The good booze!” said Hyoizaburo, bursting back into the room, “Who wants a glass?”

“Me, me, ME!” Aqua cheered before it was taken from her hand by Darkness.

“None, for her. She’s pregnant and easily forgets it.” Kazuma frowned.

Slapping his head, it dawned on Hyoizaburo what he was doing, “Oh, right! So, none for you either, Megumin. Or Mrs. Blonde either, I assume?” He asked, and Darkness politely shook her head, “Guess it’s just me and breeder boy here!”

“Uhh, d-don’t mind if I do, sir! Thanks!” Said Kazuma, taking a glass and holding it up to be cheersed.

Megumin frowned. “Wait… why is mom not-?”

“I should be thanking you! A stand up, rich entrepreneur like yourself finding his way into my circle? Not only that, but you’ve brought us two new additions to our family! And a fantastic monthly paycheck because of it! With that money I can totally fund my-”

“HOLD IT.”

All eyes were on the wizard that had yelled louder than her introduction.

Her eyes were wild, pointing her staff directly at her father in pure boiling shock and confusion.

“TWO?! TWO ADDITIONS?!”

“Oh, I’m pregnant with Kazuma’s child too.”

Megumin’s rage didn’t dissipate, only turned with the speed of an oak branch in a calm wind towards the woman kneeling at the table behind her.

“...you what.”

Unlike Hyoizaburo, Yuiyui was unfazed by her daughter’s emotions. Continuing to smile and talk casually, “You have to listen, Megumin. I said I’m pregnant too. You’re going to have another younger sibling.”

“I’m gonna be a big sis!” agreed Komekko, pomfing out her chest before eating another piece of crustacean.

Once more Megumin turned. White hot rage seemed to boil off her. The sparkle in the air of an imminent explosion as her knife-sharp stare stabbed into Kazuma’s terrified maw. Fearing even Aqua wouldn’t be able to heal him from the destruction Megumin was about to do to him. His jaw barely able to form words as he babbled a single letter, “I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-”

“Had nothing to do with it, obviously.”

Yuiyui seemed to confuse both Kazuma and Megumin with that one.

“What? Then how’d you get-?”

Yuiyui just winked at her daughter, “That Satou Kazuma theme park has some rather lax security, dear. Nothing stopping a young girl like me from sneaking in and finding an errant tentacle full of Kazuma’s juice~”

“R-right! I-I’m not always responsible for everyone’s pregnancies, as weird as that thought is!” said Kazuma, defending himself quickly.

“Of course not!” said Hyoizaburo, slapping Kazuma hard on the back to make him fall forwards a bit, “Nothing to worry about, Megumin! Even after my wife got pregnant, we still support your harem! Those dildos filled with Kazuma’s juice have just become one of those things everyone uses now! It’s the best lube in the market with guaranteed…” Yuiyui gave him a look to shut up around Komekko, who was too busy eating to care anyway. “A-anyway. Isn’t it great? We’re financially set! Who cares how your mom and I got another child? I don’t!”

“I guess…” said Megumin. She gave it a thought and then shuddered, “Sorry. I just imagined Mom and Kazuma together and it made me gag.”

“I don’t get it. Isn’t mom/daughter play something fun?” Asked Aqua.

“For kinky roleplay, sure. But some lines shouldn’t be crossed in real life.” Replied Darkness, “Kazuma wouldn’t just go around sleeping with his girlfriend’s mothers though.”

Guilt had never felt so heavy on the adventurer’s back.

Megumin seemed confused, “Didn’t Sena say there was some sort of cutoff by the King…? How’d you get-?”

“HEY! Shall we all go out for a hearty lunch?! My treat!” said Kazuma, quickly grabbing up Megumin to push her towards the front door. Despite her protests, most seemed up for the idea, “You want a big meal from your new big brother, right Komekko?”

“Free food!”

“Stop pushing me, Kazuma!”

Once most of the rabble had left, Darkness noticed someone hadn’t left their seat. Instead just staring out the window before she said something.

“Um, Mrs. Yuiyui? Are you coming?”

“Hm? Oh, yes.” said Yuiyui, getting up and brushing off her clothes. “Sorry, dear. I was just thinking about how it would be nice if it was more normal to be able to sleep with whoever you want.” That made Darkness both confused and scared before Yuiyui leaned in to whisper. “But then, I guess, that would take some of the fun away from hiding it, wouldn’t it?” She giggled before stepping around the blonde.

Darkness just blinked in confusion. As empty-headed as the house she was left alone in.

“...what the hell does that mean?”

Bonus: If Megumin was into it

It was far from the first time Megumin had been nude in front of her mother. After all, they had to bathe together regularly in their low income household. But right now Megumin really did feel naked. Which was funny, because Yuiyui wasn’t even looking at her.

Maybe it was because they were both kneeling in front of her boyfriend. His huge cock dangling in front of their faces, waving back and forth like meat on a hook trying to catch a couple of prime sea bass. Megumin couldn’t even deny that the heat of the moment wasn’t making her tempted. His manly stench always made her womb ache in hope for a blast of his seed. Yet seeing her mother act in a similar way was making her feel strange.

There had been some half-assed explanation. ‘Oh, being pregnant with Kazuma’s child means I’m part of the harem, and as such I need to pleasure Kazuma at least once a month.’

It had been enough for her dad, but Megumin knew her mom was lying… probably.

She wasn’t a hundred percent clear on the rules of her own harem, but there was no way that everyone that Kazuma got pregnant had to pleasure him once a month, right? He’d be having sex 24/7! …ok, bad reasoning. Megumin would have to ask Darkness about it later.

Because right now, she was about to share Kazuma with her mom.

“I knew you did it,” Megumin muttered as he dragged his cock against her soft face. The hefty weight making her belly squirm before he then moved over to staining Yuiyui’s face with precum, “You actually fucked and impregnated my mom before me. You’re such a dirty perv, Kazuma.”

The ever cocky boy just grinned widely, “Protest all you like, I know how excited this is making you, Pervumin.” He shot back, taking a hold of his cock and shifting it upwards to show off his two dangling sperm tanks.

Without even needing to give orders, both members of the family leaned forward to take a nut each into their mouths. Daughter following mother’s lead by only a second behind.

Megumin hated how right he was. Being right next to Yuiyui, faces mashing slightly together while his sour ball permeated her taste buds. The squirming sperm seemed so salacious this close, and from the way her mom shuddered, Megumin knew Yuiyui felt it too. The nutsack that had bred so many welcoming wombs. That had bred both of them.

Maybe the studliness of her boyfriend was why she wasn’t as mad with him as she thought she should be. The way he could breeze into any relationship, even one as strong as her parents, and make the woman totally enamoured with his amazing dick was amazing to watch.

But Megumin wanted to do more than watch.

“Eep!” Yuiyui squeaked when she felt a hand pinch her rear, “M-Megumin! What are you-?!”

Megumin just clicked her tongue derisively, “It’s so clear you’ve never been in a threesome, Mom. I’ve been in so many now, I’ve totally lost count. Kazuma likes it when we take the initiative. He rewards us. See?”

Letting his cock fall, the hearty smack against Megumin’s face was audible enough to make Yuiyui shudder again. Watching with jealousy as her daughter got the first long licks of his huge shaft. She’d inherited her surprisingly long tongue, and was making great use of it to wrap it around Kazuma.

“Amazing…”

Megumin gave a proud smirk, “You slut around with my boyfriend, you better know you’re messing with the bes-MPH!”

Her gloating was cut off by her mother latching herself to her lips. Their long tongues suddenly dueling in Megumin’s mouth, while her mom also began teasing her nipple and asshole at the same time. A full **** of surprised pleasure, and something that made Kazuma’s huge cock visibly harden even larger.

Yuiyui was rewarded instantly, as Kazuma switched his meat to the older woman who detached from her daughter to suck him happily, “Your mother is no slouch either, dear.” She smirked back, adding to the pile of Megumin’s shock.

“Damn… I underestimated how much you want to suck off my boyfriend. Guess I get my freaky side from you too.”

“Oh, yes~”

Ignoring her own ‘rewards’ scheme, Megumin quickly joined her mother in fellating their prize. Sloppy saliva trails coated his cock as the hungry pair tasted every inch of his godkiller cock.

Kazuma knew when to let the Crimson Demons go wild, keeping his hands on his hips while they worked in tandem to pleasure him. The pair’s flicking tongues heated him up and made him gasp out between his grinning teeth. It wasn’t his first time breaking such a lewd taboo, but it didn’t mean it wasn’t hot as fuck every time. (Though it would have been potentially hotter if the dad hadn’t actively encouraged him to wreck his wife and daughter.)

It wasn’t long before Kazuma’s groans became a fevered roar, building up to a huge family facial coating Yuiyui and Megumin. His jizz burst out like a constant stream, adding to the leaky pussy stains that the girls were making on the bedsheets.

“You still let out so much…” Yuiyui moaned, having to use her palms to catch the drippy liquid and either rub it into her body or push it into her mouth. Out of motherly habit, she then started cleaning up Megumin too, who obviously started fussing about it too.

“Mom~!”

“Sorry, sorry.” she said, refusing to pull her hands away to sneak some more cum away from Megumin’s cheeks.

“MOM!”

“Hush dear, you’ll wake the others.” Yuiyui teased, enjoying watching Megumin flare up in rage, “I’m sorry. I just still can’t believe eighteen years have passed by so fast. You really are all grown up.”

Her gritted teeth quickly fell into a blushing pout, not expecting praise from her mother at this point. Though what Kazuma said next was far more expected of him.

“Yeah, her ass is almost as big as yours.”

Megumin scoffed for multiple reasons, “Wha-? ‘Almost’?! I’m your girlfriend here, asshole!”

“Oh Megumin, he’s just being honest.” said Yuiyui moving from kneeling to wagging her ample rear on her hands and knees. “I’m pretty proud of my rear. You like it, don’t you Kazuma?”

As the man drooled towards her mom, Megumin quickly jumped to her side to match the pose, “Hey! I’m proud of my ass too! It’s the one thing I have over Aqua and Darkness!”

Had he the anatomy of a cartoon, Kazuma’s iris would be two peaches right now. His heart thumping out of his chest and drool pooling down his chin as he watched the bumping and wiggling display in front of him. Perhaps even an awooga or two.

“Just pick one already!”

“So impatient. You get that from your father.”

“He-hey wait!”

Abandoning the illusion of choice, Yuiyui decided to just offer up Megumin first to the horny beast. Spreading her current rival’s ass cheeks, showing off just how firm the wizard’s rear was with a light spanking. “I have no qualms going second, so let’s see how you split my daughter’s pussy in two. She seems so very ready for you already, Kazuma.” Yuiyui spoke so seductively, soothing the tension as her fierce red eyes kept trained on Kazuma’s cock.

Megumin suddenly realised how **** she felt while being head down ass up. Her mother kept pressure on her back to keep her down there while Kazuma lined himself up on her dripping pussy. It wasn’t like she minded too much… though found it strange when she felt Kazuma getting pulled away from the penetration and moved upwards.

“Actually, why don’t you go here first? Since she’s so proud of it.” said Yuiyui, spitting into Megumin’s asshole.

Kazuma had no qualms being told what to do. “I love living out mother/daughter doujin tropes so much!”

“W-WAIT! YAIP!” Megumin gasped as her asshole was split by Kazuma’s humungous dick started spreading her open. Her ring struggling to accept him for only a moment before welcoming him into her velvety depths. “UNGH! F-fuck, KazuUUMAAA!”

“Language, dear.”

Megumin couldn’t care less about her mom’s joke. She just wanted to think about Kazuma and his huge meat, boiling her insides while Yuiyui played her pussy like a fiddle. Her toes were clenching, her teeth biting into her dad’s pillow, all while Kazuma slowly started building up speed inside her.

“S-see, mom? K-Kazuma’s already been ahn! in my a-ass!” Megumin proudly declared, “Y-you’re gonna have to do better than that! Hooo~”

Smiling at the progress, Yuiyui began dictating Kazuma’s movements, “You’re good, Kazuma. But life is long, and there’s always room to learn new positions. Put your knuckles down just above her head.” He’d been fairly upright until now, so that required a lot of leaning over and shifting his body weight. Megumin moaned the whole way, as his cock changed angle still inside her. Now it felt so much more like how dogs went at it, with Kazuma looming his whole weight into her as he thrust. “See? And this also means I can rim you while you’re there too.”

“Wait wha-WOAH MAMA!”

It dawned on Megumin that this may not be her mother’s first threesome.

Kazuma was thrusting so hard now, spurred on by the bizarre rimming that Yuiyui was delivering to him. His nuts thrusting into the bottom of her chin with all his hip thrusts, but unable to stop himself from enjoying such a powerful combo of asshole fucks and asshole licks.

Chronologically, Megumin’s orgasm did hit first. Her squirming bowels unable to hold on from such violent thrusts that wanted to rearrange. Head bumping into Kazuma’s chin when her spine curled in pleasure, but it didn’t deter him enough to keep fucking her. All the way until his own orgasm started filling her deepest spots with his seed.

From there she had a minute long lapse of sense. Panting as a sweaty heap on her parent’s bed, she should have been able to register Kazuma exiting her asshole and his jizz leaking out of her, but it had been too much heat for her brain.

By the time Megumin got her mind back, she woke to see her mom riding her boyfriend right next to her.

“That was quick…” said Megumin, referring to the speed they started the next round.

“Sorry, your mom’s tongue wafs too good at rimming.” replied Kazuma, feeling bad if Megumin wanted longer from his dick.

“No, that’s… nevermind. I want a go now.”

It was Megumin’s turn to mix up the positions, getting in between Kazuma and her mom’s line of sight. She began kissing her boyfriend while pushing her ass into Yuiyui’s face, who instantly got the order and started rimming Megumin’s recently fucked asshole. A smear of cum still leaking from the winking starfish, encouraging her to go wild with it.

The rest of the night followed similar vibes from here. Depravity between the family members, while Kazuma actively brought out the worst in them with his unending cock juice. Fingering Yuiyui while fucking Megumin from the side, Yuiyui’s legs wrapping around him for a standing fuck while Megumin tried to prove her own rimming skills, having the pair make a tower for him to fuck back and forth. This other world once again proved its perviness at every turn.

It lasted all the way until morning, where Komekko’s demands for breakfast and for ‘dad to stop snoring on the couch’ definitively interrupted their fun.

Of course, this is only a ‘what if’ scenario… isn’t it?