Meeting the Straw Hats Pt 6: The Ghost Girl

I watched as the pink haired girl and the mostly naked sniper pointed at each other in fear, screaming and shouting various things to each other. What were they saying? I dunno honestly, they were loud and yelling over the other a lot of the time.

From what I could tell, they were enemies of some kind. Usopp had maybe won their fight but was still scared she was back for ****. I guess I’d be freaked out if an enemy had floated through solid wood and was now floating around in her underwear yelling at me. Either way, the crux of the issue soon came forward.

“Zoro! Why would you bring her on the ship!?!” A tearful man cried, shaking his friend’s collar. “You don’t see me dragging Mr 1 on board! This is seriously uncool!”

“You’re seriously uncool.” Perona huffed pettily. “Tell him why I’m here Zoro!”

The green haired man shrugged, “I dunno.”

There was a beat as they shared a look. Perona looking shocked, Zoro looking nonplussed. This quickly changed as Zoro suddenly slumped in what seemed like sadness in Usopp’s arms as a white ghost looking thing floated through his being.

“...what’s the point of anything…?” He sobbed, only barely staying in the long nose man’s arms.

Perona huffed again, “Dickhead.” She hissed under her breath before addressing the rest of us. “What he was going to say was I’m joining your crew! I’m sure you don’t have a princess posi-”

“ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE!”

An enraged warlord suddenly roared, making us all flinch in fear from her rage. She stomped over to us before leaning her whole body backwards and pointing at Perona, only showing her breasts she was leaning back so far.

“I refuse to let another woman on this crew! There are already far too many temptations for my dear Luffy! I only approved of not turning the ugly Nami and the hideous Robin to stone because he insisted on it!”

Weirdly, Perona had only looked fearful for a second before chilling out during the speech. “That’s pretty rude Hancock.”

The Snake Princess recoiled, as if hurt by the ghost girl speaking to her casually. “You dare speak to me in such a cadence?! You speak as if I know you, impertinent girl!”

Now it was Perona’s turn to recoil in shock, “Buh-? Y-you do know me!” she gawped, “We’ve met SEVERAL times! I was the one with Moria-sama at Warlord meetings, and I even accompanied Mihawk at other Warlord meetings!”

“And I’m supposed to remember every floozy those two-bit nobodies bring to those deplorable government events?” Hancock clicked her tongue haughtily before turning to her husband, “Luffy. This was not one of the two women you told me about, may I please turn her to stone and send her to the depths where she belongs?”

“FLOOZY!? TWO-BIT NOBODIES?! YOU-!!” raged Perona, ‘stamping’ on the air in anger, “ZORO! AREN’T YOU GOING TO DEFEND ME?!”

The swordsman was still despairing on the floor, “I should cut out my heart because I can’t protect you…”

It was apparently excellent entertainment for Luffy, “Hahaha! Zoro got funny!”

“You think that’s funny Straw Hat?!” Perona smirked, “You’re gonna love this!”

She pointed her hand towards the ex-warlord. The same ghost that had destroyed Zoro’s will floated out the palm and shot through Hancock. She seemed to be unharmed, but mentally unwell, now panting and holding her chest.

“I-I won’t-!” Hancock hissed, beginning to regain whatever had been stolen from her.

Her attacker seemed to understand what had happened, “Right. You strong Haki users tend to resist.” She mumbled before reaiming at the woman, “Hollow Banquet!”

This time not one, but six ghosts escaped her hand and floated through Hancock’s chest again. It seemed to be enough to stop whatever blocks the warlord had, and she quickly joined Zoro on the floor looking devastatingly sad.

“I-I’m worthless… a ruined woman undeserving of her throne and husband…”

Luffy stopped laughing. “Oi.” He shot the word at Perona, making her visibly flinch. Honestly this was a scary side I had yet to see from the boy, “Don’t do that to Hancock.”

A slingshot was quickly aimed at the ghost girl, “I’ll take care of her, Luffy! I know all her tricks.” He smirked. Hancock was also getting up, looking much more angry than sad now to match her husband.

Perona looked overwhelmed, “Why are you all ganging up on me?!” She whined, floating towards the sky like she was torn between staying and running. “I came here in peace!”

Suddenly, even though he looked quite bummed out still, all angry glares and crosshairs were blocked by a wall of man.

“She’s with me.” Zoro panted, staring down his crew. “You don’t like it, deal with me.”

The girl stuck her tongue out at Usopp and Boa from behind her man, but also quietly told him, “I didn’t want you to save me or anything… idiot.”

There was an awkward pause as people seemed to process this, a quiet that my internal cringe metre wanted desperately to fill.

“Uhh, congratulations!” I chuckled, scratching the back of my head, “You two… make a cute couple?”

I think this was the first time Zoro actually looked at me. Asking the obvious question of: “...who the fuck is this guy?”

“He’s Robin’s plus one.” Usopp told him, nearly waving me off for more important matters, “Man, sleeping with the enemy. Have you no shame Zoro?”

The swordsman huffed at the sniper, then pointed to his captain, “Luffy’s sleeping with a Warlord, this guy’s sleeping with Ms All-Sunday, and from what I can tell, you’ve got an ex-Arlong crew member’s lipstick on your neck.” A hand quickly shot up to where Zoro was pointing in embarrassment.

“So you’ve taken responsibility for this one?” Hancock asked next. “You’ve impregnated this new stroplet to your crew?”

Perona reacted harshly behind Zoro who shook his head, “Nah, no baby.”

We all turned to look at a sweaty and nervous Perona. Zoro raised an eyebrow before turning to follow our gaze.

“...no baby, right?”

“...”

While the three girls tried to share Sanji’s initial load fairly, the doctor took it upon herself to clean and ready the equipment for round two. Though Sana’s mouth seemed to be more than happy to suckle the chef’s sausage for longer. Taking a far deeper approach, showing off her lack of gag reflex to tickle her tonsils with his tip. Sanji was just wide eyed, way too horny and excited seeing three women fight over his seed while another blew his cock. It was overwhelming to the point he didn’t fully register when two new women entered.

“Don’t mind us Sanji-Kyun!” Burst Nami into the Amazonian doctor’s office. “Just making the rounds of the new members!” The ginger quickly dove onto the large Sandersonia, getting quickly overwhelmed by a large snake tongue exploring her throat yet loving the odd sensation.

Robin smiled and grabbed another woman, also gracing herself into the room, “We’ll be sure to leave you to your fun in just a minute.” She smiled, feeling up the young amazon in her arms and making her shudder in pleasure. The archaeologist disconnecting just briefly to say, “Hmhm, I can taste your semen in her mouth Chef-san. You do make such wonderful meals, don’t you?”

The chef came again, right down the throat of the doctor. Violently spreading his seed in her mouth in the hope that both Nami and Robin would taste more of his cream…

“Y-you’re pregnant?”

Perona was pushing her fingers together, looking away awkwardly. “I-it was only from this morning’s… fun.” She nervously chuckled, “I felt sure you’d done it this time, and I haven’t decided whether to let it go or not…”

The swordsman still seemed baffled, “But we did it in your ass?!”

“No,” Her tone shifted from nervousness to anger, “as I kept telling you while you were fucking my pussy, your dick got lost trying to find my ass.”

That earned a few snickers from Usopp and a big laugh from Luffy. Perona seemed to be enjoying the more positive attention and continued, “Honestly, it’s still impressive your sperm didn’t get lost up my pussy! I was half expecting to start spitting it out before you actually managed to impregnate me!”

That earned even more laughs from the two other guys, and a grated anger from the man who’d just defended her from them.

“Alright. We get it.” He growled, “So when you gonna get rid of it then?”

Her reaction was definitely not one of defined decision. She looked rather nervous again and quickly looked away from the swordsman.

“...seriously?!”

“There are benefits to being pregnant while not bringing the baby to term.” said Hancock, “

“Not to mention the big reason: no more periods.”

“Wait, seriously?!” I gawped, unable to stop myself from reacting to that. I’d… I’d fixed periods?!

“It’s the largest boon from the transaction, other than the eventual life to be brought from my wonderfully manly husband.” Her serious voice melted into coos as she rubbed her body into the Straw Hat boy. “Luffy’s child in my belly means no new eggs to come down every few weeks, meaning no more cramps or irritation from my female biology. Truly you’ve saved my life once more Luffy~”

He smiled in happiness before looking confused. “What’s a period?”

“So that’s why I’m thinking of keeping it…” Perona said, ignoring the life lesson someone needed to tell Luffy, “I’m not gonna HAVE it straight away, just, maybe… hold onto it? J-just so I won’t get periods!”

“Alright.” Zoro shrugged. Sort of awkwardly not knowing what to do with himself. “I probably ain’t ready to be a dad right now, but I guess I was never against it either.”

The girl just blushed, nearing the colour of her hair. “J-just don’t get it twisted alright?! This is a business arrangement! It’s not like I like you or anything!”

“You don’t like him?!” Hancock suddenly roared to life, “Are you that much of a frivolous slut that you would become impregnated with a man you dislike?!” She suddenly pushed Luffy’s face into her cleavage in some sort of protective stance, “If this Succubus thinks she can tempt my husband away from me she’s got another thing coming!”

The other girl was starting to get annoyed by the older woman. “I ain’t gonna steal the rubber idiot. But I will pump you full of ghosts if you don’t keep calling me names!”

Her rival didn’t even blink, “Bring it on! You’ll be stone on the bottom of the ocean before you even blink!”

Maybe it’s my nerves of being around so many strong and powerful people, but I couldn’t help but feel responsible for this. I guess it’s up to me to fix it, again, hopefully.

“Would you two crewmates at least settle this the normal way?” That got their attention, but shit, what’s the normal way? “Umm, settle it with, like, a sexy contest?”

“He’s right.” Boa agreed, dropping to her knees in front of her husband. “Blowjob contest: first to get their partner to cum, wins.”

“You’re on!” the younger girl cheered, also dropping in front of Zoro. After a quick countdown a pair of dicks flopped free from underwear and lips quickly sealed around both of them. The two men weren’t even allowed to sit down; the women were so eager to prove their superiority. Perona and Hancock slurping and sucking the growing hardnesses to full mast, neither having much experience with blowjobs but both hoping their rival didn’t know that. Sloppy tongues doing the best they could to bring out the cummy treat inside as fast as possible.

I was happy I could just let them handle the details of the contest, guess that means inter-crew disputes will be more varied with contests. Who knows.

“Looks like they’ll be there for a while.” said Usopp, reminding me he was here too. “As will our girlfriends. So probably a good time for a tour of the ship, if you want one?”