Meeting the Straw Hats Pt 7: Waiting For The Last Crewmember

The tour of the Sunny was pretty sweet, honestly. The ship is huge, I don’t even understand the logistics of having, not only a bath, but a goddamn AQUARIUM on a floating palace like this, but hey I ain’t complaining. Usopp was a good guide, and a chill dude once he wasn’t whining about how much his girlfriend had been boning him. He kept bringing me to a place and telling stories about it, reminiscing about life on the ship two years ago. Probably happy to be seeing all his friends as much as Robin was.

Speaking of, the two women had made the rounds of the other ship by the time we’d finished our tour. Nami saying that the experience was amazing but had gotten her too horny to think, dragging the long nosed man away by his very nose to remedy herself.

Meaning I was left alone by the tangerine trees, watching over the various sex scenes I’d once more created. I couldn’t seem to help myself, could I? Something about the power and ease of saying something is normal made me just blurt out the sexiest thing my brain told me to solve any problem. No one seemed to mind, looking down at Round 5 of Perona v Hancock and Nami bouncing on her boyfriend’s dick definitely seemed that way, but did it make it right? Probably not.

Let’s review: though I had thought these earrings were out of juice, my penis still insisted on trying two new normalities: Girls will now kiss new members and intercrew conflict will be dealt with by doing a sexy contest of some kind. Both of which worked, and though I could have removed the word ‘sexy’: I didn’t. Just throwing more perverted fuel to this world I’d set on perverted fire.

Goddamn, I’m a menace. Surely I must be stopped. Didn’t I spend years in the revolutionaries to stop people like me? But I’m not being Celestial Dragon evil… I… I…

“Shit…” I groaned under my breath. “What do I do?”

“Don’t those two look happy?”

I practically jumped out my skin when Robin showed up seemingly out of nowhere. My butt landing on the upper deck, “A little warning next time?” I moaned, getting back up to seem a least a little dignified against Robin’s quiet giggle.

“My apologies, I just thought you were admiring the two lovers down there as well.” She hummed, gesturing down to the main deck.

Nami had apparently decided that fucking in secret was no fun and had dragged her mate out to have sex out in the open. It was a similar position to how I’d originally found them in. Usopp lying on the deck chair while Nami threw herself on his dick over and over again. Juices flying everywhere as she roughly rode his pointed pole.

“I’m so glad they found each other.” Said Robin, watching the debaucherous scene like a proud mother, “The seas are cruel, and have made both their lives rather tough. Yet they are there, happy and playing with each other so freely.”

I found myself nodding along, yet not as wholeheartedly as I could. “I mean, he keeps complaining about all her perverted stuff.”

“Our sniper is a terminal whiner.” She joked, “But look at his face when Nami is jumping on top of him. A face full of wonder, and almost confusion at the goddess that radiates from above that dared to choose him.”

After considering her poetic words and watching his face properly… yeah, it’s true. Even through all his growls, grunts and complaints… when the two are just straight fucking up each other, I’d say there’s a pretty reverant look between them.

Robin slid her arm around my shoulders, beckoning me to look at her again. “No matter what else happened during these last two years… or even since the night of many dings… I’m pleased to know there was some good to come out of it.”

Her eyes had locked on me when she said that. Honestly? Kind of freaking me out in the process… it was almost like Robin was calling out my earring specifically. B-but that’s impossible, right? Otherwise she would have killed me for changing so many things… I ask like I know jackshit about how they work. All I could do was turn to the two fucking down below and nod. “Y-yeah. Some good came out of it…”

And I mean, some good did come out of it. I solved periods, I brought people together, and I have no idea if it worked or not with how temperamental the earring can be but there’s a chance I made Celestial Dragons infertile haha.

Maybe I really could keep it? Maybe I’m not the worst owner ever?

“Though I have to admit.” Robin continued, “After watching them go at it so roughly I’ve gotten a bit excited. Perhaps a nice internal massage could calm me down?”

She pinched my rear as if to wake me up to the horny beauty that draped herself over me. Who was I to deny her that?

I scooped her up in my sensual hands, causing her to smile at my actions while I carried her bridal style.

“Let’s do it, I want to show your crew how loud you can moan.”

The contest had wrapped up, though not without controversy. Perona claiming that Luffy was a quicker shot than Zoro, while Hancock claiming that the ghost’s skills were subpar. (The men had a nice catchup on their two year separation during all this.) In the end they’d agreed that Perona would be allowed to stay, but the Amazon Queen’s relationship with her husband was the ‘superior pairing’, whatever that meant.

Which meant there wasn’t much left to do but wait for the final member of the crew: Brook.

A concert poster was found and shown that his performance would begin later that evening. It was agreed that if the skeleton wanted to leave the crew and follow a music career he was allowed, but they’d still wait until after the concert to ask him in case that wasn’t the case.

So it was a good time to settle in and wait for the evening.

For some, like Natsuo and Usopp, it meant keeping their girlfriends entertained with rigorous, ship shaking sex. For others, well, let’s look shall we:

A few hours after he had left, Sanji danced his way back on board the Thousand Sunny. His body was feeling as light as a feather. So much built up tension and frustration had been lifted from his body. Maybe he was drained, but it felt more like he was free. The wonderful Kuja had taken his body under their wing and now he could look at any woman and not have a torrent of blood escape his body.

That Doctor Sana is a miracle worker, and her tits are amazing! No, the miracle worker thing. Be respectful Sanji.

He hummed himself back to the kitchen. He’d missed the breakfast rush but a late lunch was in order for his crew. Now he got to show off his cooking skills he’d grown for all his friends.

Plus, the crew had so many more mouths to feed!

The Kuja from Amazon Lily. Heaven had visited him after two years of hell. Nothing could damper this mood. Not even-

“Oi, shitty cook. I heard you were broken now.”

The gruff sounds of the three sworded idiot wafted into his good time. Comedically, this would cue the end of his pleasant mood, but Sanji was feeling SO AMAZING that the dunce’s presence could not sour it. In a move that surprised all, he hugged the green haired man.

“Zoro! It’s so good to see you! How have you been?”

It stunned the swordsman to his core. Not even having the brain space to push him off it was so full of questions. “Uh. Good.”

“That’s wonderful!” He beamed, then turning to see the girl Zoro had come into the kitchen with: “And the lovely Perona! I truly didn’t expect to see you again, yet you seem as radiant as the day we departed.” Sanji praised, holding her fingers delicately and landing a small kiss on the back of hand.

“This guy’s weird.” cringed Perona, floating backwards next to Zoro. “Wasn’t this the one that was running around on fire in Thriller Bark? What the hell happened to him?”

“I’d like to know too.”

Sanji just sighed happily at their confusion. “A blessed event my friends. After two years of **** I got my just reward.” He said before patting Zoro’s face again. “Though I suppose you wouldn’t know anything about that yet. Maybe one day my friend, you’ll experience the mouth and breasts of true angels too.”

The two in front of him held back a chuckle. “You’re like this from just a blowjob and titfuck?” Perona giggled.

A crack in pleasantness formed.

Zoro was bemused, a smirk growing on his face, “That’s such a kiddie level. Usopp’s gotten that from Nami while we’ve been talking.”

He gestured to the corner of the room where no one was, only for the air to drift away into a sight of his two friends engaged in a pretty close position, Nami turning with breasts still on his cock as she glared at the swordsman. “Oi! Zoro! We were enjoying some voyeuristic fun with the Clima tact, why’d you have to ruin it?!”

“Then don’t fuck in the kitchen. People eat in here, you animals.” Zoro gruffly replied, “Anyway you only proved my point that when you’re on a ship with this many pervs a little kissed dick ain’t worth shit.”

The dream cracked a little more. Sanji brought his hand back, hurt at the swordsman ruining this for him.

“Yeah well… it’s not like YOU-!”

The swordsman reached back and roughly squeezed Perona’s ass. She squealed in surprise, “O-Oi! Don’t just grab me without warning!” She pouted but didn’t push him off.

Zoro ignored her, just using his other hand to point at her pussy. “Wanna know what’s in there?”

The chef stumbled back, dream of his slight superiority crumbling as the real reality crept in.

He stumbled from the kitchen out into the open air. There he saw all the couples holding hands or performing other lewd acts.

“Am-am I the only virgin on the ship now?!” He blurted out loudly.

His eyes darted around. Usopp and Nami. Perona and Zoro. Robin and Natsuo. Luffy and all the fucking Kuja. There were only a few question marks left. One who happened to be walking by while drinking cola.

“Fra-!”

“You think a body as perfect as mine ain’t touched a woman before?” Franky laughed while posing his huge metallic parts. “I’m 36 bro, I lost my v-card ages ago.”

“Dammit! And Brook told me he got to have some fun while he was still alive as well!” Sanji slammed his hand into the railing,

“I’m still a virgin Sanji!” Chopper chirped up at his friend. The naive optimism of the reindeer made the chef calm down a bit, but didn’t raise his feelings much.

“Thanks Chopper.” He sighed, quickly lighting up a cigarette and taking a long drag.

A call from the nearby docked ship threw him out of his funk. “Sanji! Is food ready yet?!” Called one of the Kuja that had helped heal him. “We’re all really excited to taste cooking from a man!”

The wave of enthusiasm from the other gorgeous babes definitely put some more wind in Sanji’s sails. “Guess I’ll have to get a girl the old fashioned way. With a gentleman’s attitude and a plate full of food.” He smiled, calling back to the Kuja that their food will be out soon before re-entering his kitchen. Just catching his rival about to leave.

“Fuck off Marimo.”

Zoro tried to hide his smile, “Good to see you too, Swirly Brow.”

It was the evening now and Hancock was currently being shown her husband’s ‘favourite seat’ on the ship. He had her wrapped in his arms on the bright boat’s figurehead, though she was far more amazed by the piece of metal on her finger.

Franky had gone above and beyond in forging new rings in such a short turn around. The more the Warlord looked at them, the more she thought how perfect they were. Twin snakes wrapping around her finger, their tails entwined on the bottom, and their heads forming that of a love heart surrounding a small diamond. But that wasn’t even the best part, the two snakes had very fine detailing to make them to give one a straw hat and the other the design of her hair. The cyborg was incredible, even saying that if he’d had more time he would have added quotes of their love on the rim.

And he wasn’t the only one. After spending some time getting to know a few of the other men, the surprisingly cute and fluffy doctor, and even those three horrid women… Hancock was feeling relieved.

"Luffy, I must say your crew are better than I thought they’d be."

He beamed back at her, "Yeah they're great! You'll have a lot of fun travelling around with us!"

Hancock’s face sank, looking down to his hands in her lap in an awkward guilt. "...actually Luffy, I was thinking about how… meeting them has made it easier for me to leave you in their care."

Her words were quiet, like she dared not utter them, yet he was just a little confused. "Hm? Leave me? You're not coming with us?"

The Empress swallowed back her emotions and leaned back in his arms while looking out to gaze at the evening sea. "I so dearly want to, my husband... but my responsibilities still lie on Amazon Lily.” She sighed, the horizon seeming so melancholic right now, “If I leave there then the government has **** but to attack out of principle. My Sisters and my citizens would either be captured or perish... and I'd either be **** to abandon your adventure to save them."

"I'd save them with you." Luffy instantly declared, clutching her closer in his strong arms. This feeling of possessiveness made Hancock’s heart drum so hard.

She looked up at him with a reassuring smile. "I know you would, my love. But then you'd be abandoning your adventure as well. When both routes can be avoided if I hold them off myself by staying at Amazon Lily."

“I don’t like the idea of you having to fight the government all by yourself.” The Straw Hat boy frowned. “What if that lava guy goes after you?”

His concern made her sad smile grow ever slightly more. In a silent display Hancock drew in the air, a small red heart forming and floating across the cold ocean. “Then I suppose we have to hope he hasn’t castrated himself for his cause. If not, then I’m sure he’ll turn to stone just like every other man that isn’t you.”

"So that's it? You versus the government until I become Pirate King?"

"Not just me." Hancock smiled a little brighter, grabbing his hand and bringing it over to her lower stomach. "There's another reason I can’t travel with you, Luffy... I've already decided to grow your baby in here. I couldn’t wait a second longer, the process has begun."

His eyes went a little wide, suddenly stretching his head down and studying her uncovered mons. "Woah! Cool! So there's a kid in here?" He gawped, poking and prodding her lightly and making her giggle at the sensation.

The childlike wonder of her husband never failed to raise Hancock’s spirits. "There is. I know medically nothing will happen to the baby if I stay with you, but I also know that Amazon Lily would make my life easier during the pregnancy." She explained. Hancock then cupped his extended head and brought it to hers, talking to him at eye level. "Luffy, you're going to take this world by storm. I have no doubt there's a way you can become Pirate King within nine months and still join me for the birth. But if not, then there will be a new life waiting for you when you come back to us. And a new fertile field for us to begin growing our next child as well."

"That sounds really fun! I can’t wait to meet our kid!" Luffy beamed at her. The act making her heart flutter, but then making it nearly explode when he added, “I love you Hancock!”

Letting the tears of happiness flow again, Hancock just tightly embraced her husband’s head while he embraced her body. "I love you too Luffy." She quietly sighed.

By the time evening fell we were all pretty restless. Something about Sanji’s cooking (a lovely huge portion of Yakisoba noodles with fried sea bass, large enough to feed two crews) had really livened everyone up and made us full of energy. Which was good, except all we were doing was waiting around the kitchen for Brook.

Some had had fun with each other, sexy or otherwise, just passing the time with games or fucking. Others were using the time to catch up about their adventures during the two years away. There had been a beginning thread of questions about Marineford before Luffy’s attitude made people realise he wasn’t too happy to talk about the **** of his brother. Something Hancock was quick to coddle him and shout at us for.

It was certainly a good time hanging out with the huge crew. Even some of the Kuja were interesting to chat to, and their questions about my penis were pretty fun to answer. They knew the basics now from Luffy but hearing that my dick didn’t stretch was somehow incredibly fascinating to them.

But after all was said and done, yeah, we were restless.

“Where’s Brook~!” Luffy whined at the table, smearing his face into the cloth like a child. “I wanna go to Fishman Island!”

“You made him wait for two years for you to train, can’t give him one day to clear up his affairs?” Sanji snipped back, still while handing a cup of coffee over to Robin.

Luffy pouted, not able to find an argument but still clearly wanting to complain.

“At least Zoro’s happy right now.” Usopp joked, changing the topic. “With Brook taking his time it means he’s not the last one here!”

Perona’s boyfriend just grunted.

“Technically our Skeleton has been setting up for his concert for the last day or two.” Robin chimed in, “Which means he still arrived at Sabaody before our Swordsman.”

“So Zoro was last!” Nami laughed, “All is right with the world.”

The rest of the crew joined with the merry banter before Zoro snapped.

“Where the fuck is that Skeleton!” He growled, “He better get his bones back here soon!”

“Well, technically you guys know where he is.” I spoke up, having this group of pirates all look at me while I pointed to the concert poster in the middle of the table. “He’ll be starting that concert soon. Don’t you guys get, like, backstage passes for being in his crew or something?”

The crew all looked around at each other, considering the possibility.

“Do we?”

“He never sent us one, but then we don’t exactly have a mailing address either.”

“Brook doesn’t even know we’re here. Maybe he’d give us backstage passes if we went to him?”

“Are we all going to see Brook’s concert?!” Chopper loudly asked, excitement clearly overtaking him. “I haven’t heard his music in so long!”

Even the few Kuja that had entered the room were looking intrigued. “A real Soul King concert? I never imagined we’d get the opportunity.”

Luffy ended the rabble by standing on the table loudly, cutting the conversations with a stamp before loudly exclaiming: “LET’S GO WATCH BROOK!!”