Meeting for a “Party”

The experience with Annie was absolutely crazy, so I stayed off Tinder for about a month, but I had started a regular texting relationship with another younger chick named Madison. Madison was fun to mess with in messages, and Annie’s dick pic statement started to resonate with my mind as Madison pushing me to be bolder. One night we were sexting and dick pic and nudes became part of our conversation. Madison was pretty open that she doesn’t trust people with her face in nudes, which was a huge red flag that I could be being catfished, but she agreed to send some boob shots for dick pics, but they had to be sent from me with certain household items. Madison requested Coke cans, hair detangler bottles, a $20 bill, and a ruler, but we had to agree to send it during a FaceTime chat in a text message. It was a ton of fun and she said, “Oh MY GOD you are HUNG!” That night and then later in the video chat without warning she flashed her tits at me. She was a smoking young blonde with tight abs that had a little peace sign tattooed on her hip inches from her pussy, you could see it peak around the panties she was wearing in the video, and I had seen plenty of it in bikini pics. Her breast were magnificent in the screen they looked huge and perky on her short body, she had slender gorgeous legs and her ass shot off her back like it was put on there extra from surgery. At 5 foot 3 inches tall she was stacked and packed. She was a recent graduate from MTSU and worked at some office in Franklin. Finally after texting for a month, she said her friend convinced her that it was time to take the dive and go on a date, and I had asked a ton with no success, but now this hot chick was inviting me to a party with some of her friends as her plus 1. She asked me to meet her at her apartment, and we could Uber to the party.

That Saturday night, I arrived at her house in jeans and a nice button up, but she then told me, that she had to guess and bought me the costume for the party. She was dressed in a sexy, busty, Cleopatra costume with her blonde hair in swirling curls, and handed me a gladiator costume, but problem I didn’t have underwear, so some movements left me really exposed, so she said it’s fine stay here I will hop down to the shop across the street and get you something to nestle the monster. We get to the party and people were just chatting and drinking. The hostess gets us some beers, and I noticed that her friends were mostly in their 30-40s, which seemed odd for a 23 year old. Madison explained, “These are people through work.” She is introducing me to everyone, Paul and his fiancée Charlotte, Ashley and her husband Mike, Tommy and Lucy, Frank and Linda, Julie and Stephanie, Jamal and Patty, Peter, Anson and Michelle. The hostess Ashley there is just one more couple coming and then we can start the fun.

It was another beer into dancing with Madison when I heard, “Now it’s a party!” I turn and in a full on dominatrix and **** get up walked in Annie and Jonathan. “What the fuck?”

Madison grabbed my dick, and said, “hey I know you already tried to knock the bottom out of her whore whole, but tonight is about my turn.” “Oh good so this isn’t a swingers’ party?” I questioned.

“Yes it is, but I rigged it for us to fuck; I am so horny right now, and those skibbies you have on under your tunic looks like they are about to fail.”

Annie announced, “Let the games begin!” I said, “Really just like that straight to fucking?” Which garnered me an elbow to the abs, and Madison telling me, “No we play fun games with sexy twists, loosen up donkey dick this is better than foreplay.”

Game 1: Ashley began to explain the rules to Success or Consequences. “Rules are simple there are 2 stacks of cards what ever you draw from the trial pile, you must attempt to do it, but if you fail you will receive a consequence from the consequences pile. For each success, you keep your card for each failure you discard your card, the winner has the most successful attempts in their hand at the end, and that player will get to choose their room for the festivities! I shuffled the decks and explained the rules, so the next person clockwise will draw first. Mike a 6 foot 2 & 235 lbs black man stood up in his Tarzan costume because he and Ashley were Tarzan and Jane. He drew his first challenge “chug 2 beers in 20 seconds without using your hands” he read and just like that too Coors Lights were on the coffee table in front of him. He bent over took the first bottle in his mouth as the timer started and began chugging, “wow he is good at that,” exclaimed Charlotte. He flung it over his shoulder and picked up the second beer with his teeth. “Time!” Shouted Ashley, “Now draw your consequence and discard your loss.” He reads, “Each player of the opposite sex must bite each of your nipples!” Stephanie griped, “I thought we were going to make it more lesbian friendly guys?” As Ashley explained to the group, “there were more cards that explored all kinds of sexual preferences, but consequences can be group consequences, I mean what if it was Paul’s hairy chest we had to bite on.” I asked Madison, “Are all the challenges that impossible; I mean can you not get a consequence?” She giggled, “that wasn’t a bad consequence and yeah some are easier than others.”

Next to Mike was Michelle, the early 40s late 30s looking MILF with her hair in a bonnet dressed as a sexy Little Bo Peep had both her nipples on her huge Double D breast poking out the top of her costume and when she pumped her legs you could see she wore a g-string the voluptuousness green eyed Amazon at 5’10” in 7” platforms, which made her nearly as tall as her husband, stood up put her ass in my face and bent at the waist to lift a card. She read, “swallow a peeled banana whole.” She swayed her big booty to the kitchen returned with a banana stuck it between Julie’s tits buried her face in them stood up pushed the banana up and out of her mouth 2 times with her tongue spinning it and then swallowed it straight down in one motion. She sat down and winked at me, “do you see the benefits of no gag reflex?” Madison stuck her tongue out and flicked it at her semi childlike semi seductively as Annie laughed out loud. “Ha both of you I have the card as she set it in her cleavage,” giggled Michelle.

It was Anson’s turn. The 6’6” red head had a weird costume as he stood up with wolf ears, a tail, face paint in a Braveheart Kilt. Anson drew his challenge, “Using the tube suck all the ping pong balls across the table.” The group laughed and Ashley asked “how much time?” He said in “10 seconds” Ashley came beep bopping back in her Jane get up with now her left boob hanging out with a box it had a clear piece of tubing 18” long like from a beer bong and 5 ping pong balls. She laid them on 1 side of the table and gave it to Anson he got 0 balls in 10 seconds. He drew the consequence. Receive 3 swatts on the ass from each player using the leather paddle. Annie handed Jonathan the paddle as he was next in line Anson bent over in front of him revealing he was wearing a jockstrap under his kilt, so 3 hits from Jonathan, 3 harder hits from the Dominatrix Annie, who was next to me I struck my 3 haded the paddle to Madison who hit his bare ass even harder than Annie. After Madison came Peter, and Peter was laughing like a mad man in his Stephanie gave 3 quick pops, followed by 3 wild slaps by Julie, and it became a one up manship for the rest of the group leaving Anson with a red tender ass. Prior to now it had alternated by sex, but for the first time back to back men. Jonathan reached out and took his challenge card as I felt Annie start to reach under my Tunic and she whispered, “That behemoth doesn’t belong in briefs what was Madison thinking.” Madison also reached under my tunic and started rubbing my balls, it made it difficult to pay attention to what was being read, but “Don’t get visibly aroused from the 1 minute of direct attention to your genitals by a host of your choice, so come on over here Ashley and give it your best play!” The glamazon came over knelt between his legs and said, “start the clock!” She pulled his balls out and sucked both in her mouth and rolled her tongue around them, as soon as her hand touched the tip of his dick it sprung to full attention, Mike slammed the timer, “Boom Baby 33 seconds, that maybe a personal best!” Jonathan drew his consequence without putting his equipment back up and read flipping everyone off, “Sit naked the rest of the game! Well I got an easy one!” I asked Madison if there was another card like the one the now naked Jonathan just drew in the challenge pile, and said “this is bullshit I would have lost because you 2 won’t stop playing with my shit” she giggled, “I told you this game is better than foreplay look at my nipples!” Suddenly I heard Annie reading her challenge, “Make the person to your left cum in 2 minutes or draw 2 consequences!” Suddenly my briefs are ripped off and she has 1 hand on my balls, 1 hand on my cock and her mouth sucking flicking the head with her tongue jacking me off like a machine up and down swirling all around tickle squeeze massage, repeat it was the greatest blow job of my life I was about to cum when, “TIMES UP YOU SNEAKY BITCH!” Exclaimed Ashley you started before the timer, and I was squirming like crazy. “Oh my God! Why did you start before we could see that thing dear lord look at those balls, you were right Annie he is a Mandingo!” Shouted Lucy. Jamal chimed in “he is alien; I have seen big dicks and I have seen big balls, but both on a guy 5’8” tall is unfair he could be a pornstar but his balls hide his promise.” Jonathan interjected, “so what is Annie’s consequence?” She drew her card, “Lick everyone’s dick/clit 3 times for each lick the person to their left will slap your pussy.” I got my three licks and Madison slapped the hell out of her pussy, each lick the slaps had more life, she licked Madison’s clit and Peter enthusiastically met the same energy that Madison had causing Annie to moan sexily. Peter a chubby man about my height with salt and pepper hair and a neatly manicured beard dressed like Socrates rolled his tunic up from the floor to expose his lack of underwear and possibly modest erection, but his balls seemed quite large in comparison, so between his gut and largish sack it looked really small, but although I spent years in locker rooms after years ago playing college football seeing plenty of other men’s dongs, it was only the second time I had seen an erection that wasn’t my own or porn, so I really didn’t know. Annie knelt between his creamy white legs one lick and Stephanie struck and flicked her clit with a seductive grin, lick two and a slightly harder slap and she rubbed around grinding her hand feverishly against her entire pubic area, Annie thrusted her hips higher making the access easier, and lick three came with an unexpected soft strike but suddenly the shocker Stephanie was wriggling her 2 fingers in her slick pussy and pressing her pinky hard against Annie’s asshole, but her hand wasn’t quite large enough to do it Annie slowly licked starting at the under side of Peter’s ballsack and licked every single spot on his sack and every side of his Peter’s Peter he twitched and Annie said huskily, “Pindick Pete you better not cum first or you won’t get any later.” I asked Madison, “Is that the rule of the game?” Annie cackled, “Not for men with mighty swords, or the queens in this room, but for little princess sized pricks, this size queen can make her own rules,”as she slaps Peter’s hardon and smashed and rubbed his balls viciously saying “you better not squirt clit boy!” She released her victim and the fingers were removed from her pussy. “Oh, Steph this will be fun you naughty little whore,” Annie says with a wink. Stephanie is dressed like Dick Tracy, but in her holster was a bright purple vibrator connected to a strapon unit we learned as Annie plucked it from her chest, asking, “Well, Dick am I licking your friend on you or are you going to show me that clit?” Stephanie pulled her business slacks down in one move undid the dancer shirt from under her body and laid back exposing her open labia to the mouth of Annie. Annie moved over to Julie laid down across thin Asian girl’s lap and buried her face into the fiery red bush to begin her laps, on lap one she started to make a counterclockwise motion around the nub when smack and rub with a muffled moan. Then we heard Stephanie gasp, “One she is back at the top, now she worked the other way but the slap resulted in some **** fingering and weathered breathing. Finally Stephanie, whimpers, “2.” Julie withdrawals and quickly slaps her pussy again this time with the vibrator as the paddle and leaves it humming changing the settings 3 times as she goes, and which changed the licks to audible sucking, and then an abrupt and weak “3.” Annie stood up slid back off the redheads lap wriggling her ass and pussy in the face of her waiting victim, “Oh, Stephy, Juju was doing such a good job on my spankings why did you have to admit it was 3 already weren’t you having a good time too?” She asked with that sexy pouty face she mastered. She looked over her shoulder at Paul, who was wearing a short skirt, robe tiara, had a scepter, platforms, and costume jewelry that said queen, his fiancée Charlotte was dressed like a sexy black knight, and Annie looking at him seductively said, “Paulie, Juju here made mommy’s pussy feel so wonderful please don’t disappoint my cunt okie doak?” Paul roles his eyes and Charlotte responded to his disrespect by pulling his bushy chest hair, and said “step it Muh lady.”

Paul got up and went to Jonathan and picked up Annie’s paddle, but he held it by the paddle as a handle instead of the handle. As Annie began to lick Julie’s clit raising the petite Asian’s flapper dress and pulling her thong to the right an odd sound of wet flesh and hard leather struck and he called one making small circles with the paddle as he slowly drew it back and with an exhilarating swing THWACK, and another slow circle you could hear Annie gasp as Julie pressed her in further saying this lick isn’t over yet slut!” “We don’t have all night whore, so THREE,” shouted Paul as he delivered his third blow to her now extremely puffy lips.

“Oh come on,” exclaimed Julie. Annie slid off her latest lap and kissed her passionately with that same blow job on the tongue she gave me months ago, and as she released Julie’s mouth, she bubbly giggled, “oh pumpkin, Paulie is so **** for attention that he forgot who is about to dabble his dingy.” Jonathan leaned over to me, “if you haven’t figured it out yet that’s the Paul she first brought home for us to find out we were into size comparison and Charlotte his fiancé and her first husband Bob is how we got into swinging.”

“Wait her first husband why did theirs fail?”

“Manny, we lost our dear Bob 2 years ago to cancer.”

“Oh, I am sorry.”

“Don’t be we introduced that couple over there and we are so glad that you didn’t bolt on Madison when we showed up.”

Annie moved to Paul’s skirt pulled his pink panties completely off and hung them on his glasses flipped his skirt onto his core exposing his comically hair legs like a Sasquatch, his 5” erection stood up out of his bushy pubes, and his balls were hairy like an ape. Annie said, “Paul, you really need to manscape my guy we might be able to see all of instead of 1/2 of your dicklet, also did you wash this mess since you pissed last, or do you just piss on yourself?” Everyone chuckled at her attack on his package, and then Charlotte chimed in giggling, “Oh his necklace says queen but we all know he is a pencil thick princess prick. Hey, Madison it looks like you have more than you can handle over there,” as she was caught sliding her hand up and down my cock, “how about I come get a proper stretching from your date?” Lucy told Charlotte, “hey hey hey quit gabbing and start spanking! My love button isn’t going to lick itself, I need Annie to get some urgency here.” With that the black knight, which was a kid’s sized plastic chest piece with a helmet over a black sports bra and Leggings combo look, she drew her sword and slapped the hollow grooved plastic sword on Annie’s puffy reddening bare vag, pushed it down to where the hilt poked her ass crack, rubbing the bumps and grooves down her clit, and then **** the weapon of sexual destruction back up to the edge to repeat. Annie wiggled and grinded her exposure against the sword as she had put Paul’s entire dick head in her mouth and made a swirl with her tongue. He held up 1 finger, and smack on a direct hit on her cooch and we all heard Paul yell in pain as the shock of this strike led to Annie biting his dick.” As he leaned over her head wincing he said, “What the hell Anne? It’s lick not try to cut an inch off with your teeth!” Anne rubbing her sore vagina responded, “It’s cute that you think that would have been an inch.” She then looked at Charlotte, “Really?” As she snatched the sword from her hand, the bridge of this sword hurts; my snatch isn’t meant for your that kind of fucking toy,” as she tossed the toy out of the living room. “Here baby Paul let Mistress Annie make it all better,” Annie said in a way dripping with sexual energy as she kissed his head of his penis and licked around 1 more time as Charlotte used her hand to slap and rub Annie’s pussy.

Annie bow leggedly walked over past Charlotte to sit facing the group on Lucy’s lap. Lucy was dressed as a hippie girl, the dye crop top that left her under boobs exposed cut so that her cleavage was also visible, long thin legs in bellbottom jeans, flip flops with a sun flower, a big peace sign necklace and a small peace sign as a bellybutton ring on her toned tanned abs, she had golden blonde hair and purple small glasses and a head band on her head small to finish the look a hemp bracelet. Jonathan called to his wife, “Don’t be too SORE at Charlotte your snatch needs a good swelling for the baby dick you’re going to get tonight here at this party, so go ahead and thank her for helping your gaping hole out slut cakes.”

Annie laughed, “I wasn’t skipping the Bitch Knight; I am going to give Lucy a more fun angle since she is so impatient. Come Charlotte lay back on the floor in front of me, and pull down those yoga pants.” Then she whispered something to Lucy, who started giggling and nodding. The next thing we saw was Annie flop her upper body head first at Charlotte’s hips before catching herself. As she started her first lick, Lucy began patting Annie’s pussy rhythmically, saying, “hey cool cats and kittens, this is Lucy’s sexy beat clit poetry theater, and I want to give a special thanks to my bongos Annie’s snatch. Lick 1: This puss is hot, it makes me wet, a lesbian I’m not, Haven’t licked it yet.” Charlotte was writhing under the licks it was then Stephanie who had her vibrator teasing her own clit said, “hey no fair Charlotte is getting fingered too.”

“Lick 2: I want a dick oh yes I do, I want a dick to run me through.”

Jamal laughed, “well Paul that poem wasn’t meant for you or Peter either one.”

Charlotte calls out, “oh my god I am going to cum!”

“Lick 3: Charlotte wants to cum, that isn’t dumb, she wants to so bad, but she won’t yet and that is sad.”

And just like that Annie stopped everything and stood up, Charlotte pouted, “Oh come on why did we stop.”

“Well now you know how Manny felt,” shrugged Annie. For the first time in the game Patty spoke something other than a catcall woo or other party sound to say, “Oh Annie that was dirty! You are such a salty bitch,” as she busted out into a fit of giggles.

“So Annie, what do you want from me?” Chipped the gorgeous blonde with double d globes and a Brazilian booty. “Oh, I am so tired of seeing Madison not being able to keep her hands to herself, so go straddle Manny’s legs and let his cock rest against your slit. She then grabbed Tommy by the wrist and said come on we have some spanking to do. “Hey why is the rookie getting special treatment?” Asked Frank, and Linda squeezed his balls and said, “shh maybe I get a special deal too don’t ruin it for me or no nookie for your cookie tomorrow.” Again the group laughed and Annie retorted, “this isn’t special treatment for him; it’s for your entertainment.” She finished positioning Lucy on my lap and asked, “Hey Tom, who has the bigger wiener now you or your wife?” Well mine definitely sticks out further than that.” Right but I bet every girl besides Stephanie here would choose have Lucy bring that much more girth to fhr game than yours right,” giving his junk a good squeeze. Patty commented as the joke finally clicked, “Oh it’s like the game where you let someone else be your arms from that show, except instead of arms it’s a dick.” Frank laughed, “maybe you should have went as the ditzy cheerleader instead of Linda.” As Annie got ready to lick on Lucy, Lucy asked me, “ Hold onto me so I don’t fall if she does too good of a job.” I wrapped my arms around her and then she moved a hand to each of her completely exposed breast, and said, “it works better if you play with my nipples.” So I did. She started moaning softly then I felt pressure on my cock as Annie was using her chin to push it down a bit to lick on Lucy’s clit, smack, I have no idea what he did to her on it but Lucy moaned louder, smack and Lucy started squeezing my dick with her thighs and pushing them everywhere all at once, smack it was a lot to take I was grinding the shaft across the bottom of her slit as Annie worked the clit the more she writhed the more I worked her nipples, and I began nibbling her ears and neck. Smack “that’s 3 move along,” stated Tommy. Lucy inquired, “can I stay here?this is the best seat in the house rubbing her lips on my slit all the while!” Charlotte said, “NO! You don’t get to cum yet either.” Tommy kissed his naked hippie as she fixed her top and he helped her get her pants back on without buttoning the 4 button fly. All of a sudden Tommy’s camouflage pants were ripped right off of the Latino 40 year old with specks of grey in his beard and a small pouch for a gut Annie didn’t wait she said come on Jamal this one will be fun. Jamal approached the chubby soldier kissing his hippie bride with a jingle of his spurs, the 6’3” tall muscular black cowboy threw Annie’s legs on his shoulders as he took a knee behind the make out session, Annie locked her arms around Lucy’s perfect booty and arched up starting at the tip licking to his balls, keep kissing someone called,slap grind lick her lick his hand did the athletically built Jamal do to Annie’s pussy as she would thrust herself up to lick back on Tommy’s cock. I couldn’t see anything about Tommy due to The positioning of Lucy in regards to me, but then all of a sudden both of Madison’s feet were in my lap as she played with her right boob and her clit. The third strike hit the make out session ended, and those three went back to their seats. Annie came by and put the top of my tunic over the head of my cock which left everything visible across the way, “if you don’t keep it covered I will jump your bone.” As she bent down to suck Madison’s big toe. “Where are we now? Oh yes Jamal you sexy cowboy; let’s see that sausage.”

Patty a light skinned black queen with modest breast was the smallest woman there. Her cornrows was adorned with a traditional Native American head dress a faux leather strap covering her flattish chest, her hips and butt were perfect for her frame, but the smallest of the group, she is also the oldest of the group at 45. Patty wore a skirt that stopped 2” below her ass. She had sandals that wrapped her legs up to her knees adorned with feathers. The rodeo belt from Jamal hit the side of the end table as they pulled his wranglers and chaps down, Patty walked over and kissed Stephanie openly on the mouth biting her lip and neck before she pulled the vibrator away from her. “I liked your kinky idea, thanks.” As she skipped back to Annie who was bent at the waist with her legs spread wide; Annie began her lick as the vibe turned on with her left hand Patty held the vibrator against Annie’s clit, as she slapped her wet cunt with the right hand. I looked up to see Annie lick she under side of his shaft, he looked really big compared to the majority of what we saw, but I didn’t know. She slowly licked and moaned up his underside over the top down the topside to the left and over to the right she proclaimed 1 as she was having even more weathered breathing. She repeats it and squeals lightly moving her hand to meet and press the vibrator harder “2” she says hungrily. Smack, “Oh oh oh oh oh my god finally you wonderful little tramp thank you for getting me off, this was ****, but damn I need more than just 3!” There was a small puddle where she squirted her ejaculatory fluids and Patty’s hand was wet as she started licking her fingers off.

“Well this Chief can be thanked properly” as she steps out of her bikini, “come come I am a honry bitch.”

Annie crawled over to this commanding grantor of orgasms, and asked if Frank was ready. Frank stood up and came behind Annie rubbing every exposed part of her. “Start her off, I have to pick my approach,” he thoughtfully motioned. She began licking this time no where near the petite woman’s honeypot. She started licking the nape of her hip and leg. As she started her licking Ashley asked “why are you doing that?” She stopped for a moment to say “it was something I learned from Manny!” When she finally finished licking hip to hip around the top of the tight slit, she went below licking and biting all the way across even the softness of Patty’s ass. Patty was trying to guide Annie’s head to her and when she finally began kick number one, thwack her pussy was struck by the 6’3” tall Asian Frank wearing a black basketball uniform that said mighty cocks number 69 name Dick Hammer. Then he dropped trout squatted down with his dick in his hand beneath Annie the next 2 spankies are my own creativity. She repeated her labor intensive lap and the. A small soft splat was heard each of the 2 times as he used his cock to slap her pussy with. As he spun around to take his seat it was obvious that the baller had a bigger dick and same size balls as Jamal. Madison wriggled up to my face and kissed my ear, “That kicks the ole stereotyping ass right there.” Frank’s wife Linda a 33 year old in good but not great shape woman was another tiny lady this brunette topped out at 4’11” tall but her C cup boobs and Birthing hips made Linda look like something out of a kids idea of a woman, she wore a cheerleading outfit, that said Bimbo Tech. She set her hot pink pompoms down kissed her husband’s dick and whispered, “mmmm my favorite flavor. precum.” She did the splits behind Annie who began licking that precum, and as the licks started, a cheer began before each smack, “2, 4, 6, 8, huge cocks taste really great.” She then slapped and **** her fingers one by one over the exposed and sensitive clit. “We’re so young, we’re so dumb, all we want is for you to make us cum!” Smack! And drag causing moans as she works his 6.25” cock along the tongue. “I’m a slut, you’re a slut, we’re all sluts, so let’s just fuck!” Third slap. From her splits she rolled onto her back hiked the skirt up just a little, “okay slut, now my turn do me now!” Annie bear crawled over to the spread eagle woman, “you horny little tart,” she said with coy smile, “let’s see what Ashley wants to do.” The glamazon had dug in her goody bag and was standing with a 12” strapon on, “I loved your idea Frank, but I think I need to show you how to do it,” she then demanded, “okay slut cakes, stretch across her where your head is between her legs and you are on your back and raise your hips for me.” Once they were positioned, “now lick” she began licking trying to get the clit but the position was difficult so she was eating the small cheerleader out. As that was happening Ashley took the dildo stood up started squatting quickly and as she was about there used her hand to guide and **** the slap smack and the head slid in slightly and she pulled back sharply standing back up to repeat. Annie squealed as the fake cock entered her a little more before Ashley stood up again, to finish off the third one just before she landed it, “Oh my GOD you hungry little whore keep lapping my fat pussy lips I need this don’t you dare call this 3.” When Ashley stood up, she told , “ok I have waited long enough to see what these licks are doing to our group, Mike better be able to match my big dick energy, as she laughed. “Can he?” I asked Madison. She shook her head and giggled.

But as he positioned his wife face first on the couch straddling Annie he had Annie set her legs around his waist and he used his middle finger to guide her wet pussy from the inside with his toes near his wife’s boobs. Ashley started squirming and after a count to 10 Mike slammed his big meaty hand on Annie’s cunt and buried his middle finger in her asshole and gyrated it 10 times lifted his hand and repeated the process. Mike stood up and removed his entire costume revealing that his boner was the biggest of the usuals exposed. Hell who knew at the time he may have been bigger than me. I turned to Madison, “why did you laugh about the big dick energy question about Mike he’s huge?” She shook her head, “honey, first off it isn’t possible to be as big as a 12” dildo, and second off you’re bigger, by quite a bit.” As she sucks my dick head one good drag licking the ridges on the bottom of my head. As I look over, Annie is licking up and over back to the right and heading up and over the left, she is struck by Michelle’s shepherd’s crook the swing was graceful from the waist down but both of her enormous boobs popped out of her costume as she struck and rubbed the pussy lips. She played with her nipples as she pretended to readjust her bo peep look, but hell even at the start of the night her nipples were on partial display. She repeated it again as Mike was squirming under the efforts of Annie’s tongue. As this gigantic goddess finished her work she came over and dropped down where my dick was nestled in her boobs. She looked at Madison, “you are having too much fun with one dick at this party let us all share.” Suddenly The Scottish wolf man stood up and came up behind Annie, who from my perspective looked like she was about to fuck Michelle from behind. Jonathan called up to me, “Isn’t this the best way to get laid? How could anyone not enjoy this much attention?” I saw Anson fiddling with something but there was way too much female flesh for me to care at the moment. Suddenly Annie disappeared to go under Michelle. As Michelle started wiggling from her attention her jugs were pulling my cock all around I noticed the tail in the hand of Anson rise up in the air and come down quickly for a strike, there wasn’t much of any noise, and I opened my mouth to say, “oh he is using his tail as a whip,” but instead Michelle lunged up and forward and kissed me. She was in complete control of this kiss as I went to grab her to pull in further neither one of my hands could go as I opened my eyes to see what was pulling my arms My left hand had Madison Draped on it hovering her pussy inches from my fingers, and my right had Ashley doing the same. Anson called “3” and the kiss was broken she redressed herself sort of as she sashayed her way back to the seat. When they released I immediately rubbed each of their slits as quickly as I could before they could both reset themselves. Ashley returned to her seat and Madison made herself at home getting fingered. Anson stood in the middle of the room, and said well I have to only dick that hasn’t been seen yet, so come on here lay back on this coffee table and lick my dick. He pulled his jockstrap off and threw it back at Michelle with a wink and a smile “keep that safe for me sexy.” As Anson straddled Annie’s face, we heard from Peter for the first time involving someone other than himself, “Oh no oh boy, everyone else had to show the goods, you better plop out on display.” Anson hiked his kilt up showing that he was completely smooth down there, but his equipment was the smallest in the room his hard pecker stood straight out in front. “Last Party Annie mocked him about being smaller than a prepubescent kid, and I couldn’t get past it, so he asked if he shaved it back like Jamal does if he would look a little bit bigger, so we tried. It turns out he looked even more baby like, so I denied him the ability to have pubic hair again, and I let him out of his cage just for tonight. She pointed at his balls look at this if we combined them both they would not be as big as one of Manny’s balls.”

“Oh, don’t give the little baby credit seeds credit,” Jonathan interjected, Anson may not make 1 of mine and I wasn’t 1/2 of one of his.”

Hold up lick his dick it won’t take long it’s practically a clit, because I need to hear this part I think I missed it,” said an overly excited Lucy.

So Annie started to make him squirm no one could see his privates because Annie had all of them in her mouth as her husband stood naked at her feet and slapped the Hell out of her bare pussy, “1,” 2 second pause, another aggressive attack “2” 2 second pause, and the third crazy hard strike “3”. Annie stood with tears in her eyes, “you really want to hit me like that when I am about to have my mouth at you junk?” “Dude what the hell, she’s crying?” I said to Jonathan. He responded “Look don’t pretend because she likes fucking with everyone here through your Jack stick that you know what she likes from me.”

She laid herself in my lap, and said, “have fun my Mandingo, spread her legs so they were available for me to work on her sex. She began licking and biting her husband’s scrotum to his dick, Madison set my dick on the slit of her pussy and slapped my dick in her and used told me to pull it back out and do it again, so every one of the 3 slaps pushed the side of my dick into the folds of her wet pussy, and each time she would slide up and down the shaft from its side as Madison would hold my dick against her. After that Annie got back on the sectional next to me and her husband, and said, “before Mandingo goes for his draw, let me tell you what angry beaver puncher was talking about. So after getting thoroughly crushed in the comparison competition he made a bet to save his weekend, that if his balls were 75% of the size of Mandigo’s he could have all the threesome he wanted, but if it was less he couldn’t cum for a week. Manny graciously allowed the competition to continue and Johnny’s boys were combined for a little over 10 cubic inches and Mandingo’s left was like 27 and a half cubic inches. So Anson’s pebbles look small next to Anson’s small boy clit, and Manny’s look big next to his forearm swinging between his legs.”

“Ooh well when this game gets over we should measure all the guys to see how they stack up Titan, man, boy, or should have been a girl.” Michelle said as she pinched her husband’s balls.

“Alright Rook draw your first challenge,” said Linda. I drew the top card, “Go to the left bedroom select the correct box for your sex, put on the costume watch the dvd in the box and come out and do what you saw on screen. You have 7 minutes to get it right the timer starts when you enter the bedroom. When you return if half the party approves of your routine you keep the card, if not draw a consequence card.” The box had faux denim spandex booty shorts, Chapps, a break away shirt, vest, cowboy hat and the chaps had a belt buckle that said Cervix smasher. I got dressed which was difficult as hard as I was watching the strip tease cowboy at the bachelorette party I got the idea practiced a few moves when I heard time. My dick was clearly outlined running down my leg. The music started when I entered the room just like on the video I started with the same type of hip gyrations and pulled the best off twirling it as I draped it on Stephanie. Then as I ripped the shirt off and rubbed it like a towel between my legs I stuffed it in Michelle’s cleavage, and I started doing the pec pops and ab flexing, because I still don’t know how they did that ab roll. I rubbed my ass in the face of Lucy and ripped the chaps off and popped them at Annie,I rolled my crotch on Linda’s tits, went to do the same to Ashley as I did she pulled my spandex down and got hit in the nose with my cock. I slid it back halfway up my cock and tucked the back in my ass like a thong and went to give Julie a lap dance. As the song was ending I got to Madison and motor boated her boobs. It was fun I got to keep my card, but they had me keep the spandex on only as I sat there. “There is no reason to hide those rippling pectoral muscles there Herc,” said Julie in her best Meg from Disney’s Hercules. Right before Madison grabbed the next card she asked, “are there no more stripper cards?” Ashley shot back, “ quit questioning the game and draw already.”

Madison brought her card back and squealed, “The two closest men to you put condoms that fit appropriately on their dicks without using your hands after you open it in under 90 seconds if you fail, draw 2 consequences.”

“Madison sure if you can grab the right Condom Pindick Pete is an easy one for you, but it takes the skills like mine to handle The Titan cock next to you, your getting 2 consequences,” exclaimed Michelle.

Madison approached the coffee table and had each of lay down dicks up, as she was looking for the first condom in the scattered packets, Lucy giggled, “isn’t it funny looking at these 2 I mean Peter’s body sits higher off the floor and Manny’s dick still towers over his, and if you look from Manny’s side Peter’s dick disappears before we even get to the curve. In one motion Madison passed over me and completely covered Peter’s Peter, and she went to get mine. “You’re doing great Madison called Linda you still have 65 seconds.” She came back condom in her mouth and she stretched it over my head and slid it down my cock and then she stopped about 1/2 way there, she slid herself off used her mouth to pull it down from the edges. “20 seconds and it isn’t on all the way what will you do, teased Michelle, she suddenly straddled my dick lined up her pussy lips and started easing herself all the way down. “Oh my God you are so tight, I groaned,” as she slid down my length. “Time!”shouted multiple parts of the group she grinded on me a little bit saying “can we just check after while I have never been this full.” She was told unanimously by the rest of the group to get off of me, as she started to she said, “be a dear and hold on to the condom as I slide off of you.” I did saying, “Shit you feel tighter leaving than you getting on.” She won her card and went and rubbed her pussy on Michelle’s hand, saying, “my pussy game trumps your mouth game there blow hard.”

Michelle laughed, “I don’t know trick, from the sounds of it if I suck homeboy’s dick you wouldn’t fit on his stick.”

Paul drew his challenge, “Oh for fuck sakes, ‘Toilet paper challenge, if female, gifs this to the male with the biggest dick in the room, and draw another challenge. If male place the toilet paper role on your dick and have the 3 closest females evaluate to see if you pass this man or wimp test, if your wimpy weeny fails to stand up to this test in both length and girth, give the card to the guy with the biggest dick in the room and divide the discard pile amongst the women judging your junk, before drawing your consequence.’ This card is bullshit!” Ashley handed Madison the toilet paper tube, she could get 3 fingers in there with him and their was cardboard past his dick, Stephanie and Julie had similar results, he handed me the cad and then gave one card each from the discard pile, so Madison and I were in the lead, “Thank God it was so early in round 1 or the game could have been over in the first round,” rattled Jamal.

Stephanie drew her card, “Drink all of the big gilt of a cocktail made by the host through a straw in under 3 minutes.” With a wicked grin, “bring it on bitches.”

Mike returned with a frozen cocktail and you could smell the liquor in it when he walked back in to the living room. “Drink up detective.” She started sucking the drink down as the timer started, she was getting close, we started counting her down and it was close but when time hit 0 she still had some left. She picked up the 64 Oz cup and dumped it down her throat, when she stood up to draw her consequence she went, “whoa I’m a little drunk now.” She read the card, “wearing a blindfold kiss everyone in the room for 45 seconds each based on the luck of the silent draw, name each kisser correctly and you can claim your discarded challenge.”

We gave her an easy one first with a kiss from Julie, but her drunk mind didn’t go to her bi-sexual wife, so she was uncertain she had to compare it with kiss number 2 we flipped it over and sent Michelle to work her magic, and as she sauntered over she grabbed the waistband of my tights and said come with me donkey dick in my ear as she licked it, I followed her over there and she asked me to sit in the floor facing the seen as she bent down she pushed her ass and pussy into my face as she started kissing passionately Stephanie, she asked if I liked the view. The next draw brought Lucy up she did the same thing but whispered “don’t you dare sit down” as she leaned out to make out with Stephanie she twerked her ass on my crotch.

I was drawn next and holy shit this girl can kiss, that was some of the hottest fucking kissing ever with the least attractive woman there. She’s slightly over weight mid 30s small breast no real curves what so ever and her face was kind of grumpy looking all the time, but my GOD I have never been kissed like that she sucked my tongue to the roof of her mouth spun her tongue around gripped my bottom lip gently and sucked it just before shoving her tongue in my mouth and licking every inch of it. She had a real feel for arousal in the kiss. Each guy walked away mouthing wow, each woman put me in a variously sexual predicament. She didn’t get a single name right except for mine. She said, “your tongue is unique it’s girthy and long it’s like your entire body is made for sex with a woman.”

Julie drew her challenge, “Without using your hands get all the golf balls in the bucket in one minute.” Mike emerged with a bucket dumped it on the floor at Julie’s feet and set the bucket on the opposite side of the living room. There were 10 balls for her to work with and 20 feet each direction to cover plus household obstacles this could be pretty difficult. She pulls her flapper dress off to stand in the middle of the room completely naked. Julie was thin everywhere but her breast seemed to deny gravity the 29 year old 5’5” Asian had a cute butt, but her boob job gave her the Ds she never would have had. She shrugged her shoulders causing them to jiggle, “Well I need access to every possible carrying space.” Ashley shouted, “GO!” Julie got down and trapped 2 balls in her breast, sucked 3 in her mouth and the a sixth ball between her ass cheeks. She walked over and dropped her ass ball in the bucket easily as she sat on it, she missed one of the two boob balls, and got all 3 from her mouth she chased down the one she missed sucked it in and rushed back over to spit it out. “20 seconds left,” called Mike she tripped running back because you can’t run in shoes with a 7” heel, she took them off and finished her run. Two in her boobs 3 in her mouth. She hustled to the bucket dropped the three in her mouth and before the first ball rolled out of her boobs, time was up. Consequence, “draw a name from the bin, and a sit in that player’s lap until it is your turn again or the game ends. If another player’s cards involve you or your seat but no one has to move to do it stay seated. If it requires you only to play, go and return to that seat after, but if the player you sit on has to play you are that player’s partner and must be strapped to the player at the hips/waist.” She stopped by me on the way to the bin squatted down opened the leg of these spandex shorts to see my cock head resting on my left leg. “Well that seat looks fun!” Which made everyone laugh, I leaned to Madison, “I..” she stopped me with a kiss, and said “Stephanie is a lesbian, but Julie is her bisexual sex freak that craves cock too, so she brings her to these parties to give her something extra.” She drew from the bin, straddled my lap with her boobs in my face, and said, “ I didn’t actually draw your name, but I thought since everyone else just did random sexy shit to you that it was worth it before I sit on the winning lap”, and then the flapper bit my collar bone went and sat on Anson’s lap and wriggled her hips on him. “Nope nothing there,” she scoffed. To a round of laughs.

Now Paul drew his card, “If a woman, hand each female a bullet, have them work their clit until orgasm; the first one to orgasm gets the card. If a man, ensure all other males in the room have a condom, each player needs either their closest female to jack him off in the condom, dump the contents of that condom in a provided beaker, if someone has more than you, you lose and give the person masturbating him with the highest volume in the beaker the challenge card.”

“Oh so Julie is rubbing out Anson, since you can’t be closer than sitting on him, so that means how do we split this,” asked Stephanie of all people. “We follow the rest of the game rules and move clockwise from the player,” explained Mike as he was sliding his cock in a condom, Annie started rolling my condom off pulling it to hang off the tip, I asked why, “because you were going to lose content with that tight bubble at the end.”

Teams were Starting off as their couples, but then Michelle stood up, “baby dick is being taken care of, so I think looking at the room I should make it an even game, so Stephanie doesn’t have to touch a dick.”

“Agreed,” said the host team, “Manny come sit in Michelle’s seat that will make it clear who has who.”

She pulled the condom off of me, and said “Let me get you close, so when you blow it will be like these other little things.” After saying that she swallowed more of my dick than I knew was possible. She even handled the curvature. She would retract back and lick around all of my cock, she pulled back and pulled the tape measure out of Ashley and Mike’s goodies, I was bigger than ever 8.33” long by 6” around but my balls were the same as last time. She couldn’t grasp to jerk but she did anyways, as she passed the tape to Julie each player got the measurements as the game continued, I started hearing groans and moans of pleasure around the room and finally she covered my head back up and I shot my load with a grunt.

Ashley said well let’s get the results of the official challenge and the unofficial challenges. Unofficial challenges first, in last place with 4.2 inches long and 3.75 inches around Anson, just ahead of him is Peter, 4.75 inches long and 4.75 inches around, way to not be last, Paul was a whopping 5” long and 4.5” around, Tommy was 5.5” long by 4.75” around, Jamal 5.75” long by 5.5” around that’s a pleasing piece do man meat and the second thickest dick here. Frank your 6.25” unit is a little thinner than Jamal’s by a full 1/2 and inch, and Jonathan your 6.5” length slides down to the boys at 4.75” around. Mike you are firmly in second place with a size of 7.5 inches long and 5.33 inches around. The Titan of Cock Mandingo Manny coming in at 8.33” long and an even 6 inches in girth he practically has Julie’s entire arm as a penis.”

Michelle grabbed the results for the testicles, “In last place with a volume of 7.33 cubic inches my pathetic baby husband, next Paul with a volume of 7.75 cubic inches, next is Mike at 8 cubic inches, next is Tommy at 8.125 cubic inches, followed by Jamal at 9 cubic inches, in third place Jonathan at 10.49 cubic inches, and in Second place Peter with an amazing 17.9 cubic inches, and our winner of volume Manny with 27.5 cubic inches.” Each couple presented the beaker and Michelle was confident she was getting a second card, “well Paul you lost prepare to hand your card to by .25 millimeters difference give Peter your card to Madison. Way to go Petey.” Exclaimed Charlotte. As we all went back to our original seats except for Julie, who was with Anson. As Paul drew his consequence card, “In the right bedroom there is a costume go put it on and come watch the video and come out and follow all the instructions given in there until your next turn.”

“He will be a minute with that card, go ahead Charlotte.

Charlotte drew her challenge, “Open a beer bottle with your ass for each player in less than 2 minutes. Well at least if I fail at this I don’t give another card to Madison.”

After several failed attempts, she got a bottle to open and handed it to Lucy and she stops hands everyone a beer and discard her card to draw from the consequence pile, Anson asked, “Why’d you stop? You still had over a minute to go.”

“It hurts and I was going to fail, so why keep it up?” She reads, “Redemption or crushing defeat. Which ever player has the most cards, if a tie, let them role a die to see who has to play with the lowest roll facing off with you, take as many shots of tequila as possible in 30 seconds if you win take the player’s cards if you lose, be that player’s naked foot stool for the next 2 players’ full turns.

Mike laid 2 rows of 10 shot glasses out along each side of the Coffee table, and filled them up saying, “I’ll start the timer when you pick up the first glass.” Shot for shot they both went down the line; Mike refilled there glasses behind as they both started over Madison got 13 shots to Charlotte 11. Madison came back to her seat laid her head on my lap, and said “Your dick is big right now!” She pulled my spandex off to reveal my flaccid cock, “let’s measure again!” as she placed her feet on a sprawled out Charlotte on the floor. Annie eagerly did so, “5.75 by 4.75 inches” anyone want to check how their cum sticks compare soft? Measuring continued and I was the biggest flaccid dick with most showing up at 3.3”X3.4” with 3 exceptions. Anson came in at 2.25”x1.75” Mike was 4.2”x4.1” and Jamal came in at 5.5” long by 5” girth. He barely grew when he got hard.

Madison played drunkenly with my junk, and Annie cuddled up into my bare chest and set my hand on her now exposed boob.

Lucy drew her challenge, “Clean off the hostess’s boobs if the hostess clean off Stephanie’s boobs in less than 1 minute.” Ashley went to the kitchen and returned with a tub of Cool Whip she smeared it all over her giant breasts and laid it on extra thick over her nipples. Mike start the timer when she gets here. Go,” shouted Ashley. I was playing with both Madison’s and Annie’s tits watching a sexy blonde group fitness instructor suck on a gorgeous black woman’s breast as Time was called Madison said yay he’s growing again.” You could still see some cream on her left boob but the right looked clean, so Lucy drew a consequence, “Visit every player have them suck each of you nipples for five seconds each.” She pulled her shirt off and started at Tommy he sucked them and she moaned, Brilliantly Jamal and Patty each took a nipple in their mouths at the same time and then swapped, and this made her sound like she was in the trawls of passion, each couple tag teaming her nipples, but with the addition of Julie to Anson’s lap, Julie and Michelle sucked as a team which was the most lesbian erotica seen I had ever seen, followed by Anson and Jonathan and then me and Annie, and then 2 drunk giggling ladies of Madison and Charlotte which looked like something out of Girl’s Gone Wild. The hottest part came when Stephanie finally got to put her eager mouth on those boobs, the intensity of everyone sucking her huge globes was magnified when Stephanie nearly made her cum just from nipple play. As she took her seat the bedroom door opened and Paul came out no longer was he “the queen” he came out of the bedroom dressed in a rainbow bikini, 6” matching platforms and a purple wig. Lipstick and started his performance to Gillette’s Short Dick Man, he was lip syncing it as he danced and paraded around the group. It was the weirdest thing so far, and he sat down in his original seat and took his beer, “Oh, looks like the consequences beat Char pretty bad.”

Tommy drew his card, “In less than 60 seconds the pants of each of your neighbors to their knees using only your teeth. It they have buttons or belts have them undo those. If your neighbor isn’t wearing pants the host will pick someone to swap with them.” Tommy started with Lucy, which cost him so much time Lucy’s pants looked like they were painted on her perfect body, it took him 30 seconds just to get it over her ass, once there he got it straight down, leaving him 15 seconds to strip Jamal, and as soon as he started peeling the pants they broke way exposing all of his stuff in a nifty pouch g string. “Jamal strips for bachelorette parties,” Annie informed me.

Jamal fastened his chaps making his junk pouch seem even bigger, grabbed his card, “Drink a 1/2 gallon of frozen Margarita in 90 seconds.” Mike returned with another container of frozen concoction and handed it to Jamal. He ripped the straw out and turned up the drink. He drank for 30 seconds took a breath and explained the frozen takes your breath at this pace and went again, with 25 seconds remaining Jamal had a lot left he gulped it down as time expired to win his challenge.

Patty grabbed her card, “Good job sexy as she rubbed his penis pouch. Against an opponent pulled from the bin out last your opponent. Holding a dildo in your mouth submerge yourself in the back porch hot tub. Come up with the dildo still in your mouth after your opponent and win, come up first give your discard to the winner and draw a consequence.” She gets naked and skips to the restroom returning with two towels and two bathrobes wearing a swimmers cap. While she was getting those Michelle was selected for this competition and she stripped. These two women naked before me were polar opposites yet stupid sexy. Standing nearly a foot over her petite opponent Michelle quipped, “I need to get in first so tiny here can maneuver around me.” I was awestruck by how sexy this seen was as they both got in the tub, Julie and Stephanie each held the base of a dildo in their mouths and slid it in the mouth tip to hilt from Stephanie to Michelle, and tip to about 1/2 way from Julie to Patty. Mike counted, “3…2…1…go,” and both women went under the water. 15 seconds later Michelle popped out of the water letting the dildo slide out of her mouth to take a breath 2 seconds later Michelle did the same. The two women hugged and kissed in the tub, and then re-emerged from the water, dripping wet they toweled off and put on the tiny bath robes Patty had found. Patty went and claimed her card and Madison said, “Oh Thank you, I didn’t want Michelle to catch up.”

Frank rose up drew his card, “Get your partner off in 30 seconds using anything except your dick or pussy.” He flopped Linda down, and started sucking her clit like crazy he had 2 fingers in her pussy and one in her ass. She was writhing, “time’s up, no cummy for mummy fake whined Ashley.”

“He would have had me if you gave him 90 seconds,” fussed Linda as Frank drew his consequence, “Ice pack on your groin set a bag of ice on your genitals and leave it there until the next player has gone. Who the fuck thought this card up.” Ashley placed the bag of crushed ice on his junk, and offered some hope, “maybe Linda will get a quick draw.”

Linda drew her card, “For the next 8 minutes, sorry Frank, see who can drink the most beer between you and a randomly drawn competitor winner gets the card.” Ashley dig in the bin as Mike returns with a cooler full of Coors Light to hear, “ME! You get to drink against Me!” Ashley declared happily. Ashley who had 9 inches and probably 30-40 lbs on Linda even though Linda was not in as great of shape as this sexy Amazon. Mike counted them down, “3…2…1…GO!” Linda started shot gunning her cans as Ashley just drank it normally, Linda was 5 cans ahead of Ashley, but then had to stop drinking as she was getting overwhelmed, 3 minutes in now they were tied at 7 beers, Ashley slowed her pace a little more drinking 1 per minute for the next 3 minutes Linda got 4 down in that time frame, but was feeling it and sat down stopping completely. Ashley finished out drinking 2 more beers to win the game by 1.” Frank started to take his ice pack away, but Tommy stopped him, “the rules said her turn you have a consequence she has to finish.” Linda was in a spinning room asked if someone would draw for her, and Frank complied quickly reading, “You will make out with every man in the room for 1 minute each.” Mike suggested, “Since, Linda was in such a sloshy state let’s take turns moving to her to have the session.” He led by example and kissed her passionately, for 1 minute, now they strapped Julie to Anson’s high hips and they walked over together weirdly to Linda as Anson was kissing her Julie started sucking and biting Linda’s bouncy boobies. Jonathan, who is still naked, went over rubbing his dick all over her bare breast left out in the open by Julie, as he sucked her tongue like his wife does so well. I walked over and as she was kissing me she rolled my tights down having my dick free she started stroking it. My time was up and Peter got into it dipping her in the kiss causing her boobs to bounce even more. Paul followed with another face rubbing romantic comedy style kissing scene. Tommy stood her up and sat her in his lap as their make out session looked like something in a basement party for high schoolers, Jamal kissed her boobs her neck and finally they kissed hot and heavy, but time gave way to Frank her husband and they laid kissing each other until the timer sounded. Tommy stood up and Ashley pantsed him shorts and briefs, and they brought the tape out for his cold measurement, which made every guy grab their junk and wince hoping this wasn’t the next competition. “2 inches by 1.5 inches, so the only way for someone to be smaller than the baby is to ice them for that long. Wow pathetic you should be embarrassed girly,” proclaimed Ashley to Anson. “Let’s take a bathroom break and start round 2 in 15 minutes,” decided Mike. “There will be porn on all TVs if you are bored waiting.”