Meet Hilda

Hilda took notice of Lauren, and her utter shock that she and Sir Marlis were married. She grinned at Sir Marlis.

"Who's tha' chubster?" Hilda asked, pointing a finger at Lauren.

"Chubster! You're one to talk!" Lauren said, marching up to Hilda.

Hilda's eye's narrowed.

"Sorry liddle lass, but the adults are talking." Hilda said.

"What did you say?! How dare you speak to me like that you uneducated cretin!"

Sir Marlis cleared his throat.

"Hilda, this is Lauren, the sacred child." He explained.

"This is the sacred child?!" She asked. "I expected more than a pudgy midget with a foul temper!"

"I assure you, it is her." Marlis said, cutting off Lauren's furious comeback.

"If you have any doubts, just look here!" Berran came behind Lauren, pointing at her exposed ass through the hole in her leotard.

"You can see the sacred mark if you have any doubts!"

Lauren, who had totally forgotten her ass was hanging out, screamed and slapped her hands over her meaty cheeks. Everyone laughed, though no one more than Hilda...