Meanwhile...

As you stepped inside the penthouse suite, you saw an expansive living area with couches, a large TV mounted to the wall, a nice stereo system connected to it, and beyond it was a hot tub with windows that looked out onto the attached balcony and beyond that was a view of the city. To the left was likely the primary bedroom as it had a large door (now closed so you couldn't see inside), and to the right were two doors you assumed led to other bedrooms before seeing an open door to your immediate right for a bathroom.

"Ok, since we were sent a guy, maybe we should make him work twice as long as we paid originally, how does that sound?" A brunette woman you assumed was the Maid of Honor, who likely planned all this, asked you.

"Well...I uh..." you try to comprehend your situation and think of a way to extricate yourself from the party.

"It's OK, I'll iron out the details with your employer. In the meantime, let's see you shake that thang!" She replied, tapping a few times on her phone before a lively dance tune blasted from the expensive stereo.

As you do your best to grate for the women, Alice entered the hallway, on her mission she was ordered/**** into doing. She steeled herself as she felt she was about to walk into the room of a man she had seen naked not ten minutes ago. However, as she punched in the code and opened the door. She was shocked to find a female police officer going through a suitcase.

"Um, hi officer. How can I help you?" Alice asked.

The female stripper was surprised to see anyone else enter the room, but her nerves kept her demeanor as stoic and professional as possible. She saw it was a hotel employee, and given that she thought her authority was authentic, she could get away with some subterfuge.

"Yes, I was investigating a possible fraud case. It turns out the credit card used to book this reservation was stolen. I was looking for an ID and possibly confiscate the card in question." The fake officer explained, hoping to rack up some chatges before it was reported stolen for real.

"Oh! Is he still here?" Alice looked around, unsure ofbhow to proceed

"No, he joined the Bachelorette Party down the hall. Seemed to be enjoying himself." She replied.

"That cheeky bastard. He was playing coy all along, but he just wanted to be naked around women this whole time?" Alice asked, dumbstruck.

"Seems like it. What were you hoping to do coming in here?" The 'officer' asked.

"Well, he paraded himself naked in the lobby, and...some guests thought it would be funny if I were to steal some of his belongings to send to them. They're coworkers of his, so they'll return them to him upon his arrival." Alice explained, though only part of that was true.

She didnt know what the women would do with the items once they had them. From what she understood, they knew each other from high school, but lost touch with each other. She wasn't sure what she was getting {first_name} into by involving them more, but it seemed he deserved it if he was partying naked with the Bachelorette Party.

"What items were you going to take?"

"Oh. You know. Underwear, the drawstring from his trunks, whatever might make his stay here a bit more...interesting." Alice replied.

"No problem. You go ahead and search for things and let me know if you find his credit card and ID. I'm gonna order some food for the room. It will be charged to the card right?"

"Yep. And once it's reported stolen and all the hotel charges with it should be insured." Alice agreed.

The two women giggled as they followed through with their plan.