Me

"Me, I'm told I need an escort tonight after some threats. Don't know why I need one but fine, I opened the nearest folder and you were on it, so congratulations. You get to watch me have a meeting with the elders, go to a bar, then take me home."

Sasuke felt his brow twitch in annoyance, this was something he expected from Naruto not the Hokage, but he understood an order when he heard one.

So for the next 4 hours he spent time standing there as Tsunade did whatever she wanted. He didn't have an amazing opinion of Tsunade and if anything it lowered after watching just how much she could drink, but he would say her patience was amazing, he'd have killed the other Elders after 10 minutes of listening to those decrepit old farts.

Finally he brought her home though, she was tipsy but not really drunk, however she was clingy and seemed to really enjoy touching him. Sasuke was annoyed, tired, hated the smell of **** in the air and admittedly more then slightly horny from having those giant breasts and wide hips pressed against him, so what he did next was perhaps the dumbest moment of is life, but still he pulled back, and then just SMACKED her ass.