Me, of course!

OK, so I'm into people being embarrassed at being caught naked in public places--not just other folk, but me as well! And now that I'm built like a Hollywood hunk, it's time to get the old Rulebook set up to have me stripped in public. I'll get to other people later.

For now, a few rules:

New Rule: Anyone who wants to see the Notebook's owner, David, naked will come up with a plan to separate him from his clothes and embarrass him. It does not have to be an elaborate plan; David will "fall" for even the flimsiest plot to get naked, although he will appear to be VERY reluctant to get undressed.

I read that over. Hmmm, better set some limits, like only one person per day can strip me--and make it randomly chosen, so I won't see it coming. I edited the rule and moved on.

New Rule: Anyone who gets David naked will steal or hide his clothes; David will be completely at their mercy. Therefore, no one who catches David in the nude will have any thoughts of assaulting or physically harming him: they will derive intense pleasure from teasing and embarrassing him; David's pleas for help or clothing will cause his captor deep sexual pleasure, especially when they realize that David will do "anything" to get his clothes back!

New Rule: Once David is dressed again, anyone who saw him naked will forget they ever saw him, although their desire to see him nude will remain intact.

New Rule: while naked, David is invisible to any and all cameras and video recording devices.

I smirked. There! No blackmail or permanent consequences of a fun day of nudity!