Mayor Mamdani

"Today we're in Washington Square Park," Carrie walked around, "and we're covering a protest about the new mayor, Zohran Mamdani!"

Carrie walked up to a group of students wearing purple hoodies at the base of the arch shouting "Grocery stores and bodegas! Don't be a hatah!"

"Excuse me," Carrie began asking the group, "are you in favor or opposed to the mayor's plans of city-operated free grocery stores?"

"Well..." one of the students began answering, unbuttoning Carrie's jeans and unzipping the fly, pulling it open to expose her white cotton underwear to live television.